My mind is a dangerous place. Make sure you wear a cup.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Last train to Coolsville...

Hey kids, if you haven't signed up yet for exLinks, it's not too late, you can do so here.

By the way, this is my old blog. My new one is at

Now, as far as this exLinks thing goes, it's going to be the next big thing. Hey, have I ever lied to you before? Okay, but about anything imortant?

I did a post a few days ago about exLinks. Be sure and read the comments. Paul, an administrator from BlogMad, weighed in several times. His responses are in bold. You can read that post here.

See you on the other side!

Friday, August 11, 2006

Follow me.....

The move is complete! I have moved to Wordpress and my own domain. My new address is:

Please adjust your browsers, search engines, favorites, bookmarks, bloglines, blogrolling, trousers, underwear, thinking, attitude, and state of mind to the new URL.

We apologize for the trouble. But we look forward to seeing you at the new digs!

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Just a little turbulence worries

Easy now, folks. Don't panic, everybody stay frosty. We may be experiencing some turbulence today. At some point today the move to Wordpress and the new domain will begin, and things may get a bit wonky for a bit. We don't have any air sickness bags, so if you start to feel nauseous try to throw up on a poor person.

With that in mind, I figured I would just post a few pictures today that I have been holding onto for just such an occasion.

Here is an excellent reason why Mrs. Fab and I do not have children. The horror! The horror!

Can you imagine? I am shuddering as I type this. You can't tell, but I totally am.

As for this kid, she must have been lost:

And this? Best. Babyfood. Ever.

And last but not least. What do you think? Think this smoking area is a little heavy handed?

Okay, that's it for today. Nothing more to see here. Hopefully next time you fly Pointless Drivel we will have a shiny new airplane so you can travel in style.

That analogy totally sucked. But it's late and I'm tired.


Wednesday, August 09, 2006

I can't resist a music meme...

But first, I am going to try my best to go back to putting up one post per day. Well, two if I do a "Spiritual Side" post. That's the problem with having all this free time. I could easily do ten posts a day if it weren't for my impressive self-control.

If you have not yet clicked over and given some love to my tenant, Noi, please do so. She has been a surprisingly good tenant this week. She has promised to give me a massage later, and I think she is going to tell me a bedtime story too, because she said something about a happy ending.


I saw this at the always fabulous Dixie's site and I just had to have it. I won't be able to fill it out as completely as she did, because my musical tastes are not as well rounded. But I'll do the best I can, and where I fall short I will readily cop to my lack of knowledge or interest.

This was fun and a bit challenging to do. It's hard to narrow all the possible choices to just a few. Plus I had to do a little research to make sure I put songs in the right category. I also added a few segments of my own.

The idea behind the meme is that it's about music, and that you can put up to three answers to any question. But no more. One answer is OK, two answers is OK, three answers is OK. Four is not OK, and five is right out. Unless otherwise indicated, you can only choose songs, and be specific--putting "anything by Madonna" doesn't count.


Song(s) That I Loath to the Core of My Being
Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
Just Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd
Aqualung - Jethro Tull

Musical artist(s) That I Loath to the Core of My Being
John Denver
Michael Bolton
Celine Dion

Rolling Stones Song(s) I Love
19th Nervous Breakdown
Sympathy For The Devil
Paint it Black

Beatles Song(s) I Love
Paperback Writer
Baby You Can Drive My Car
A Day In the Life

Who Song(s) I Love
Pictures of Lily
Who Are You
I Can't Explain

Dylan Song(s) I Love
Highway 61 Revisited
Tangled Up in Blue

Reggae Songs I Love
Sorry. Out of my element here. The only songs I know that have reggae elements are early Police songs

Country Song(s) I Love
The Song Remembers When-Trisha Yearwood
What Mattered Most--Ty Herndon
How Do You Like Me Now-Toby Keith

Country Artist(s) I Love
Patty Loveless
The Dixie Chicks
Brad Paisley

Movie Soundtrack(s) I Love
Purple Rain
Reservoir Dogs
This is Spinal Tap

Musical Sountrack(s) I Love
My Fair Lady

Cover Song(s) I Love
Knockin' On Heaven's Door--Warren Zevon
Hazy Shade of Winter--The Bangles
Me and Bobby McGee--Janis Joplin

Contemporary Top-40 Artist(s) I Secretly Love
Anna Nalick
The Pussycat Dolls (shut up)

Song(s) That Bring Me To Tears
The Walk--Sawyer Brown
Keep Me in Your Heart--Warren Zevon

Song(s) That Make Me Shake My Ass
Neutron Dance--The Pointer Sisters
Lady Marmelade--Patti Labelle

Classical Composer(s) I Love
Not this boy, sorry.

Rap/Hip Hop Songs I Love
Cleaning Out My Closet - Eminem
Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J

70s Disco Song(s) I Love
Funkytown - Lipps, Inc.
Turn The Beat Around - Vickie Sue Robinson
That's The Way I Like It - K.C. & the Sunshine Band

70s Supergroup Song(s) I Love
Come Sail Away--Styx
Most of the supergroup songs I love were made in the early 80's

Metal Song(s) I Love
Don't Fear the Reaper--Blue Oyster Cult
That's as metal as I get, I am afraid

Novelty Song(s) I Love
The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun - Julie Brown
Convoy--CW McCall (I refuse to apologize for this)

New Wave Song(s) I Love
Don't Stand So Close to Me - The Police
No Compassion - Talking Heads
One Way Or Another - Blondie

Soul/R&B Songs I Love
Use Me - Bill Withers
Tracks of My Tears - Smokey Robinson
(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding

Power Ballad(s) I Love
Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison
Amanda - Boston
Can't Fight This Feeling - REO Speedwagon

Pre 1950s Song(s) I Love
Was there music before 1950?

Punk Song(s) I Love
London Calling - The Clash
Rock and Roll Nigger - Patti Smith
Psycho Killer - Talking Heads

80's Song(s) I Love
Never Say Never - Romeo Void
Don't Pay The Ferryman - Chris DeBurgh
Come On Eileen--Dexy's Midnight Runners

Singer/Songwriter Songs I Love
Seven year Ache - Rosanne Cash
Sex + Gasoline - Rodney Crowell
Love Like Blood--John Hiatt

MTV Video(s) I Love
Objection (Tango)--Shakira
Boys of Summer--Don Henley
Centerfold--J. Geils Band

CMT Video(s) I Love
Celebrity--Brad Paisley
Born To Fly--Sara Evans
How Do You Like Me Now--Toby Keith

Song(s) to Have Sex To
Wicked Game--Chris Isaak
You're Lost That Loving Feeling--Righteous Brothers
Fuck Her Gently--Tenacious D (just making sure you're still paying attention)

None of the Above Song(s) I Love
You're So Vain--Carly Simon
I'm an Adult Now--The Pursuit of Happiness
The Heart of the Matter--Don Henley

That was exhausting. But I loves me some music!

Oh stop whining. I'm not going to tag anyone.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Et Tu, Father Time?


It appears I am getting age spots on the backs of my hands.

Great. Only one thing to do now.

Car? check
Garden hose? check
Duct tape? check
Unventilated area? check

'Scuse me, willya?

The spiritual side of Mr. Fabulous (part 3)

It's not common knowledge, but when I die, I am gonna be tapped for halo distribution in Heaven. So if you want a good one (not one of those refurbished deals) you might want to start being nice to me now.

I'm just saying.

Panty Meme, Panty Meme (say it three times fast)

Okay, so Tug tagged me with this Panty Meme because I commented on Martiza's site that I was disappointed she hadn't tagged me with this (for the record, Tug, I'm pretty sure I didn't whine).

Hey, the first rule at Pointless Drivel is to accept all challenges. Hence this post. So here is the deal:

Welcome to the panty meme. Here's how it works.
1. Copy the entire text of this post (the part shown in italics) and post in your blog. Reminder:Do not copy photos.
2. Add your name and link to the Panty Meme Participants list below.
3. Post a picture of panties. It's fun if you post a picture of your own panties, but it does not have to be. And BTW you don't need to be wearing them, but it's your blog you can do what you like.
4. Tag two people and change out the names below.That's it. Oh yeah....Have fun!


Mr. Fab

Tense Teacher (stick me with a creative writing meme, willya?)
Ms. Demmie

I feel like tagging more, but I won't break the rules, like some people I could mention, eh Tuggster? :)

Now, I showed this meme to Mrs. Fab, because I figured I would need her to take the photo(s). I was in full diva mode, wondering out loud which shot would be most artistic. Should I be wearing them? Perhaps with them tugged down a bit to show my sexy sexy tan lines? Should I wear the black ones or the red ones? What would be the best angle? Which room had the best light? So many things to consider...

Mrs. Fab solved the problem easily. "Why don't you take a picture of them on their native soil? The floor."
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