My mind is a dangerous place. Make sure you wear a cup.

Saturday, October 01, 2005

My Declaration....

I hold these few truths to be self evident:

Letterman is way funnier and more talented than Leno
Ditto Imus over Stern
Hunter S. Thompson was a genius
Leash laws should be more strictly enforced
Sara Evans is the most beautiful country music singer today
Gay people should be allowed to marry
People who are cruel to animals should be tortured
Duct tape and cough medicine should be liberally employed to keep small children docile
Pickles are underrated
Bob Hope was never funny
Neither was Lucille Ball
Jewelry on men is not a good idea

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