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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

The Evil Empire deals Red Sox Nation a heavy blow...


Johnny Damon to the Yankees.

Christ, it's all I could do to get out of bed this morning. It took every ounce of willpower not to just stumble to the medicine cabinet, down every pill in sight, stagger back to bed, and pray for the sweet sweet release of death.

Hello, third place next year.

I may not even buy the baseball package from Cox. Save the couple hundred bucks and buy some yarn and take up knitting.

Kill me. I'm begging you. Kill me.

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