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Monday, December 26, 2005

Fun with Haikus

Haiku is one of the most important forms of traditional Japanese poetry. Haiku is, today, a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.

I am feeling creative today.

itching burning rash
my nethers, much discomfort
stupid prostitute

here kitty kitty
no more wandering outside
your head on a stick

sister, very cute
i can impregnate her now
in alabama

he got in my way
some acid and a bathtub
he is all gone now

delicious twinkies
so full of nice white filling
go right to my thighs

the blade shines brightly
between the fourth and fifth rib
i slide it right in

the child has candy
i push him down and take it
the pez is now mine

no appetite
trendy redrum heroin
can take the edge off

Feel free to bask in my creative juices!


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