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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

About damn time...

TULSA, Okla. - A family sitting down to dinner had to call police and an ambulance after a man allegedly bit off the nose of his girlfriend, authorities said.
Jody Bennett came out of a back room of a north Tulsa residence on Thursday with a napkin over her face and said her boyfriend, identified as Greg Hill, had bitten her nose.
Medics responding to the house saw that Bennett's nose had been severed and called police.
Finally. It's about time a woman lost an appendage. There has been entirely too much weenie whacking going on this world since Lorena Bobbitt.

3 Comments:

Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

OUCH!

Sure, weenie wacking is worse but still...that HAD TO hurt!

8:27 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

But her NOSE?!?!?!

That's not exactly an erogenous zone!

9:31 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Stacy--I agree. Brutal!

Pissy--Oh come one, you've never stuck your tongue in a man's nose before?

Muy caliente!

6:30 PM  

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