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Thursday, February 09, 2006

Feet of clay...

"Obviously, this week was a rough week for us, but that doesn't change the fact that Sheryl is an unbelievable lady, one of the smartest, wisest, most gifted people I've ever met and a person that I can honestly say has shown me a love that I never knew," he said.

Oh really? That's nice.

What about his first wife? The one who bore his children? The one who raised them while he was off cycling and training? The one who stood by him during his battle with cancer?

"A love I never knew."

Well, he may have been too self absorbed and narcissistic to know it, but I'm pretty sure it was there.

Fuck you, Lance. You're a shmuck.


Blogger christina said...

Yeah, he's a great athlete, but I doubt he's capable of a real relationship where he has to like, actually be there and work on it. I could see this one going down the tubes pretty fast.

6:11 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

I agree with Christina!!

What a comment that he made....makes him sound like a jerk, eh?

8:01 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

The man can ride...he just met a woman that can ride better perhaps? His statement needs a lot to be desired for. I'm in agreement with you, where's at least a "thanks" to his ex, for all she's done?? The bastard.

11:01 AM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

Sure, he says that now. Come back mid-divorce. Assuming they were legally married. I don't know as I don't pay much attention to celebrities. Too busy screwing up my own life!

11:09 AM  
Blogger Ginnie said...

Sure would love to get inside their heads! Wonder if we'd be surprised???

1:46 PM  
Blogger Jozee said...

I think Sheryl was too mature for him. Buh - bye Lance.

2:20 PM  
Blogger KB said...

Ummm, if everything was peaches & cream with Sheryl why are they separated?


2:39 PM  
Blogger Kalani said...

I thought the same exact thing... he's a fucktard.

3:46 PM  
Blogger Ex-Addict said...

I totally agree on Lance. Jerk left his sweet wife for Sheryl Crow. Which btw, did she look like crap on the Grammys or what? She is in some serious need of silicone.

5:20 PM  
Blogger Belinda said...

THANK YOU, Brad! If you remember, this is pretty much the same thing Tom "Xenu" Cruise said about Katie "Herpes" Holmes on Oprah. Made. Me. Nuts. Nice to have that out there for his and Nicole's children. Freak. (In case you couldn't tell, I didn't need another reason to loathe Tom "I know the history of psychiatry" Cruise.)

6:43 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Christina--Me no like Lance anymore.

Chelle--or, as Kalani said, a fucktard.

Mike--He just needs to ride off into the sunset...

Dawn--I don't blame you, eh? :)

Ginnie--I think we'd rattle around a lot in all that empty space

Jozee--I don't how mature she is either. Maybe...

KB--Mmm...peaches and cream :)

Kalani--Thanks for popping in! I love that term.

Ex-addict--welcome! yes, she is not aging well.

Belinda--Oh God, Tom Cruise. Ick

7:11 PM  
Blogger Belle said...

Fab he is a schmo, I agree.

8:41 PM  

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