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Friday, February 17, 2006

Home Sweet Home

I have an announcement.

To about every fifth car that was traveling on 285W and I-75S from between 6:05 AM and 6:30 AM this morning:

I want you. to. die.

And to the driver of that dark Ford pickup...yeah, you know who you are.

Fuck you.

Ahhh....mid 80's today. Much more like it.

Gonna miss that Dodge Durango. I felt like a soccer mom.

Back to work...


Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

You sound like you have been driving here in Mississippi!! I hate driving on the interstates cause of all the crazy whackos!

12:16 PM  
Blogger Belle said...

Oh no, you got 'em too, huh?! It's nice here, as well! YAY!

Word verification starts with OY!

1:10 PM  
Blogger Gary J. Wood said...

Mid '80s!

Enjoy, and be glad you're not in Winnipeg. Here's their weather for today:

"...extreme wind chills of minus 44 to minus 49. Wind chills are expected to moderate above warning levels this afternoon as temperatures climb into the minus twenties."

Climb into the minus twenties? (BTW, 0 Fahrenheit is -18 Celsius.)

1:53 PM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

Mid eighties..? YOU MEAN THE YEARS I HOPE!!!

2:46 PM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Isn't the weather friggin' GORGEOUS today!!!

THIS is why I put up with the crazy tourists and the idiotic asswipe (my new favorite dumb driver term) drivers!!!

Ahhhh....sweet sunshine! :)

3:19 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Bead--Yes, but in MS it's all carts and horses so the pace is a little slower :)

TJ--OY! They are everywhere!

Gary--You gotta get out of there, man!

MP--I'll never make it that far!

Stacy--Amen! This is what it's all about!

6:55 PM  
Blogger KB said...

Sucks about the road rage.

Weather has been great here, well it was yesterday. 65 degrees F when I got off of work at 3pm.

Today, a different story. It's in the f'ing 20's out there!

7:18 PM  
Blogger T said...

The low in Chicago today? -7 That's what I get for gloating last week.

8:12 PM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

could I add almost every other damn car in I-95 this morning between 10 and noon?

Pretty please?

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Eric T. said...

The wonderful Atlanta traffic. You have to love all of our 'great' drivers.

8:38 PM  
Blogger Trinette said...

Un-freakin-believable. It's 10° here right now.

9:51 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

KB--Yes, but in Iowa the low 20's are great cow tipping weather!

T--May I just say hahahahahaha :)

Eric--At least YOU were still in bed and not on the road!

Prof--Be my guest! :)

Trinette--That is just so WRONG!

9:58 PM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

Holy Moly - you're a blogging wizard! I can't keep up w/ you! hahaha.

11:10 PM  
Blogger Spinning Girl said...

You are funny.
Road rage is funny.
The word fabulous, however, I have a patent on, and you will be hearing from my people.

8:47 PM  

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