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Monday, February 06, 2006

I am soooo put upon...

This morning it was cold enough that the remote control for my XM radio wouldn't work and I actually had to change the stations manually.

Can you imagine it? Why do these things always happen to me?

The whole 4.5 miles I had to change stations by hand like an animal.

Don't I qualify for some sort of Federal assistance?


Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

That is a tragedy. My sympathies.

9:13 AM  
Blogger nikki said...

man. you really have it rough. i suggest finding some paper and sliting your wrists.

9:15 AM  
Blogger Belle said...

Are you sure it had to do with the cold? Florida doesn't get THAT cold, hon.

Yeah, poor you, lol.

9:48 AM  
Blogger KB said...

You too?!?

I thought those things only happened to me! LOL

I inquired about federal assistance, but I haven't heard back from them yet. That was like 10 years ago. ;-)

10:26 AM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

Oh, poor baby.

Did you get carpal tunnel syndrome during your hideous travail?

1:35 PM  
Blogger Billy said...

FEMA will be happy to help you Mr. Fab - look for them about July.

2:38 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dawn--I appreciate your sensitivity...

Nikki--Well, now, let's not get hasty...

TJ--It was in the 30's. There was actually ice on my windshield. Unacceptable!

KB--Maybe we can file a class action lawsuit!

CP--Not yet, but a couple more mornings like this, and who can tell?

Billy--I'll hold my breath!

5:50 PM  
Blogger CP said...

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! I cannot BELIEVE that this sort of thing can happen in this day and age in AMERICA, no less! Are we harkening back to the days of third world ammenities like...*gasp* remote controls! Oh no no no no, my Friend. I don't THINK SO. I will be on the phone with Senators Nelson and Martinez of Florida at once. I PROMISE YOU...with every fiber of my being, we shall get through this!



*the other one*

9:15 PM  
Blogger jkirlin said...

You can call your OnStar and they will change it for you. I can't believe you actually did it by yourself. You TOUCHED your radio? Those vaccuum tubes can get HOT!

9:51 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

OMG...that must have been AWFUL!!! hehehe

Saying hi....popped in through....ummmm...Meredith's blog I think.

3:13 AM  
Blogger Belle said...

Well Fab, if it's gonna' be that cold, you should have at least had some snow flurries!

5:03 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

CP--Bless you! It is during the tough times like this that I need my friends to rally around me!

JK--I don't have On Star. OMG, I am more disadvantaged than I thought!

Chelle--I appreciate your sympathies. Thanks for popping in!

TJ--I see ONE snow flurry and I'm moving further south to umm...Ecuador!

5:09 AM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

Mwahahahahahahahaha! No sympathy from a girl living in North Pole...

6:01 PM  

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