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Friday, February 24, 2006

I promised myself...

I am not going to post anything about masturbation for what would be the third day in a row.

That last sentence didn't count.

However, this is for CP and Ms. M, who swear that semen is good for your skin.


Liz Phair Lyrics
H.W.C. Lyrics
Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night

You're my secret beauty routine
Na, na, na, na, what my body has seen
I am lookin' good and I'm feeling nice
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum

I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets
Everything is fresher when the day is sweet
In the morning light when you're already on the phone

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
So hot, so sweet, so wet my appetite

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Your hot white cum

That, my friends, is a lot of cum.

OK, I am done working blue for a while. I don't know what has possessed me this week. Very disturbing.

11 Comments:

Blogger Lori said...

I agree with them it is great for your skin.

6:28 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Don't you watch "Nip/Tuck"?

7:16 AM  
Blogger Jozee said...

Um, I have custom made skin cream from my boyfriend's company. Never wondered what was in it before...

7:37 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

It's got a nice beat and you can dance to it....but it's not the kind of song you want playing on your radio when your mom gets in the car...know what I'm sayin'? ;)

9:06 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

um yes, it is good for everything, not just your skin.

9:52 AM  
Blogger Maidink said...

Not only has this been sung about, but it also is currently marketed in Mexico.

10:58 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lori--I am learning a lot today!

Pissy--Never seen it. I hear things though...

Jozee--Oh REALLY? LOL

Stacy--I don't let my mother in my car.

Pup--That answers a few questions I had about you...

Maidink--And...you are a satisfied customer? :)

3:41 PM  
Blogger Ms. M said...

OH yah Mr. F! You're my kinda man!

I gotta git me some of that Maidlink! Tho the BF does produce for me so I may just have to use his...

I watch Nip/Tuck too and did it give me ideas! I may have to make the BF start spooging in a jar on a regular basis! Fountain of Youth skin cream anyone?

5:01 PM  
Blogger Jozee said...

;-)

8:00 PM  
Blogger CP said...

no no no no no...you cannot SMEAR it on your face. That only makes for a tightening facial. That's nice and all, but it only smooths your skin out for a night and you have to wear it overnight and it gets all dried and cracked.

What you need to do to get the glow is drink it...

preferably on tap.

Did anyone notice that I am 40 and look 30? Do you think that is by coincidence?

Ask my husband. He will say no...no coincidence. *LMAO*

Oh, Faboo...you make all us girls talk so filthy! It's like sex and the city everytime we comment!

CP.

Nip/Tuck rocks my world. Dr. Troy...SO droolworthy.

8:52 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ms. M--Maybe I'll start bottling mine...

Jozee--I know what you're thinkin'!

CP--I know. I better clean it up. LOL

What is this Nip/Tick phenomenon? I better check it out...

9:19 PM  

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