My mind is a dangerous place. Make sure you wear a cup.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

If called upon, I WILL serve...

Kind of makes you want to treat me with a little more respect, doesn't it? Don't worry, I'll line up cabinet posts for my favorites. I believe in cronyism.


Blogger Big Pissy said...


I want to be the "token" Hispanic in the cabinet! C'mon, you know you need one! :)

8:13 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

BP--There will always be a spot for you in my cabinet!

5:53 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Hey Mr. President...what appointment will you give me? Something that allows me to blow up stuff I hope. And no, I don't mean Monica Lewinsky's former job.

6:07 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Mike--You got it, my brother. Secretary of Demolition.

Let's see, I'll also need secretaries of sarcasm, mean-spiritedness, sucking up, long division, sartorial splendor, cheeseburgers, weather control, underwear, interior decorating, heimlich maneuvers, taxidermy, bartending, and pratfalls.

Among others.

7:30 PM  
Anonymous smluke said...

Oh, Oh... Can I be appointed secretary of sucking up?!? I've got lots of practice Mr. Fab!

9:47 PM  
Blogger Marie said...

LOL! That's awesome. I added myself just in case, but I'd love to serve on your cabinet, Mr. Fabulous. :)

10:13 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

oooohhhhh, I can help out whoever you appoint as secretary of decorating. I LOVE to decorate.
And shop.
You could appoint me Secretary of Shopping.

10:34 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

SML--Good point. Consider yourself appointed!

Marie--I know we can find a spot for you!

BP--shopping--I had forgotten that one. Hmm...I think you have to pick one or the other, though.

3:12 AM  
Blogger christina said...

I want to be the token Canadian in the cabinet! :-)

6:16 AM  
Blogger Billy said...

If I may, Mr. President, I would be pleased to serve as Secretary of Cheeseburgers; only so long as you don't appoint my wife Secretary of Choloesterol Control it should work out very well.

9:56 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Christina--I think we can fit you in!

Billy--You can have the post, as long as mine is always medium rare.

7:22 PM  

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