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Friday, February 10, 2006

Reason Number 34 Why My Wife Is A Saint...

It is "that time of the month" for Mrs. Fabulous.

This morning after I woke her up, she grumbled and stumbled toward the bathroom.

I can't remember how it came about, but a line came to me about "The land of cotton".

And that prompted me to march through the house singing

Oh, I'm glad I live in the land of cotton
Where menstral flow is not forgotten
Look away
Look away
Look away
Tampon man!


Blogger Billy said...


9:03 AM  
Blogger Jozee said...

I'd have to kill ya!

Morning people. Yes, she is a Saint.

By the way, did she authorize this post?

9:58 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Classic indeed! Being a morning person myself, I can relate.

10:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Obviously, I have some sort of disorder...

Jozee--She was...not ecstatic when she read it. But as I pointed out, at least it wasn't the dog story...

10:44 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

OMG... I bet you are on the "bad list" today.

2:04 PM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

You take your life into your hands with such action. Bravo!

4:08 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Whoa dude...just checkin' back in and you've done went and changed everything. You're very productive with your off days. Looks good brother!

6:10 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

Fella, you're taking your life into your hands with such antics!

6:13 PM  
Blogger Amber said...

I am a lurker and your wife IS a saint. The song is funny when I read it on here in the late afternoon, but as a fellow non-morning person, I probably wouldn't have been thrilled...

7:27 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lisa--luckily, she's used to it. There is a lot of eye rolling our house.

CrankyProf and Dixie--More daring than bullfighting!

Mike--It wasn't me, I'm an idiot. I'll do a post on who gets the credit...

Amber--Thanks for popping in! Yes, I am an aquired taste!

7:38 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

I'm sure Mrs. Fabulous will make you pay for this in her own special way.

I would. =)

7:59 PM  
Blogger Me said...

So, I want to read the definitive list, the other 33 reasons Mrs Fabulous is a saint. She is. I would have decked you. Singing in the morning when she's all crampy and sleepy and cranked out! Bad, very bad.

2:09 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Big Pissy--Perhaps she is not as vindictive as you...but then, who is? :)

Meredith-Oh, there are a LOT more than 34 reasons!

4:48 AM  
Blogger Ivy the Goober said...

I'm a morning person, too and like to break out in song all the time. Drives the kids crazy ;)

10:34 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ivy--Morning people really are the best looking and most intelligent, don't you agree? :)

10:48 AM  
Blogger Sudiegirl said...

Well, ya gotta admit, that's better than "She's crampin', she's crampin', she's crampin' down the river!"

Yes, indeed she is a saint.

I LOVE THIS BLOG!!! I came here from Ivy's house. You're welcome to come visit me at

Thanks for being so funny. I needed it.


PS: Another one: "We've only just bleed. Can't wear white slacks right skin is greasy and I'm pissed off..."
(Sung to The Carpenters' "We've Only Just Begun")

6:11 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Sudiegirl--Very funny! Thanks for the compliment. I like your blog very much too!

7:32 PM  
Blogger T said...

I'm sitting at my computer laughing my ass off but not being a morning person myself I would've made you pay ;)

6:35 AM  
Blogger Betsy said...

Totally, totally love the song. But I can also understand why it might not be the most appropriate jingle at, um, certain moments...

3:47 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

T--I like to think of it as an expression of solidarity!

Betsy--Everyone loves a song! Thanks for stopping by!

6:35 PM  

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