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Saturday, February 04, 2006

Welcome to MY Fantasy Island...

It's Fantasy Baseball time. It's time!

Yes, I know I am a geek. And I can see you rolling your eyes. Cut it out.

I checked Yahoo yesterday and the leagues have started. I'm quivering with excitement. Quivering! And I am not a man who quivers easily.

I immediately started a league of my own, as I always do, and I invited my regulars back. And then I joined three more leagues I liked the looks of. And then Yahoo told me "OK, monkey boy, four is the maximum amount of leagues you can join. Now go get a life."

But they don't understand. I have needs.

I have Stupid Bastards in the LifeSouth League (that's mine).
Sam Adams in A Drunken Baseball League.
Yawkey Way in Fastballs.
And Gainesville Gremlins in Touch 'Em All.

On the off chance that any of you want to field a team in my league, let me know and I will send you the information. It does not cost anything to play, and if you like baseball it's a lot of fun. I can feel my competitive juices flowing already!

Oh wait. That's urine. Damn this incontinence!

But be forewarned: serious players only. It's a six month season and requires almost daily attention to your pitching rotation and starting lineup. It is a lot more labor intensive than fantasy football.

If you join, only to pretty much lose interest a couple months in and stop paying attention, I will be obliged to travel to where you live and burn down your village and make slaves of your children.

Sorry. It's in the charter.


Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

Me no speak baseball.

11:08 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Me no speak no curling :)

10:27 AM  
Anonymous smluke said...

I think I can hold my own in one of your leagues. Send me the link, my email is my first and last name with an _ between it.
Let the fun begin!!!

11:35 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

SML--Uh...AOL? Yahoo? Hotmail? I need the whole address, Copernicus :)

5:41 AM  

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