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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Dudes like me too!

Well, I had to switch over to comment moderation. There was a certain group of fellows who took offense at my campaign and felt it was necessary to post all kinds of nasty things they wanted to do to me. Some suggestions were quite colorful, although I would think they would be very hard to pull off anatomically speaking.

However, I am straight, fellas. Now, I'm not saying I wasn't flattered. And maybe a little curious. But for now I'm afraid that Mrs. Fab is the only one I let ass rape me.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Belle said...

Well they must have said some awful things if YOU, Mr. I Will NEVER Enable Comment Moderation, had to switch to ON! lol

9:46 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Did I ever say that? :)

9:49 PM  
Blogger Mimi said...

Well if you have guys wanting you, then you have hit Justin Timberlake and Tom Cruise status! Go Mr Fab!

10:47 PM  
Blogger KB said...

Fab--you can't help it that you're irresistable.

I've been missin' ya'... come see my new place!

11:44 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

They really had it in for you, or maybe out for you...

Lucky me, I got there in time to read some of their suggestions. And they weren't even that creative. Really, you deserve better. :P

2:02 AM  
Blogger Belle said...

I don't have a clue, lol. It just sounded good at the time.

5:05 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

Did they at least vote for you? :-)

5:47 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

They are jealous of you cause well your Mr. Fabulous.

6:23 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Yep, just jealous, that's all! :)

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Heather said...

Shoot. I'm jealous. No one has ever offered to ass rape me. But, that's because I'm not fabulous!

10:10 AM  
Blogger D said...

Between the Sexiest Male Blogger Vote, and the Metro-Baby-Shower Attendance discussion... it must have been sensory overload.

10:13 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Mimi--Wow, that's um..great company...

KB--I've been over. I'm jealous! I love your new digs!

Erin--Well, some of sounded like fun. But I'm a married man :)

Belle--You? Clueless? LOL

CanadianSwiss--Something tells me...no LOL

Stacy--Yes, they were silly boys LOL

Heather--I'm sure you will get offers eventually. Don't forget, I'm older. I wasn't BORN fabulous, it just kind of happened.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Looks like you're blowing all the other guys out of the water over there. I guess that's why you had to turn CM on, huh?

3:29 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dene--You know, you could be right about that! LOL

Blogarita--Yep, I guess I showed up on their radar.

4:14 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

Wow. Who knew that they could spend that much time away from studying for their geometry tests to comment that much?

5:57 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

They are all just jealous!!! Men!! pfft!! lol

10:47 AM  

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