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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

For Posterity!

Mrs. Fabulous picked up the shadowbox of the souvenirs from my Trail of Tears.

Did you notice that rhymed?

I'll be hanging it in my office today. Did you think I was kidding about that? Don't you know me at all, yet?

Don't think this is too exciting? Hey, I could have posted a picture of my toes. Believe me, no one wants to see that.

Sorry if I was a little soapboxy yesterday about what I do for a living. I'm back now, I promise.

Penis.
Penis.
Rim job.
Vagina.

Now I feel better.

19 Comments:

Blogger Ms. M said...

Ewwww, bloody sock...almost looks like you stepped in poooooo.

9:13 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

very cool bloody sock and all!

9:20 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

I admire the display of the bloody sock. Very "warrior" and totally fabulous!

10:18 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

I admire the display of the bloody sock. Very "warrior" and totally fabulous!

10:18 AM  
Blogger Trinette said...

I find you disturbing on so many levels.

Good Job!!

10:22 AM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

Gross with the sock already.

11:23 AM  
Blogger Jozee said...

Could be your next big advertising campaign.

We know you now!

How'd the framer take it?

12:57 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ms. M--You don't think it's macho? :)

Bead--I KNEW you would understand!

Amber--I knew a boxere would be able to appreciate it!

Trinette--"Disturbing" is one of my strengths...

3:11 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Anne--Oh please. You're aroused.

Jozee--Actually, Mrs. Fab handled the transaction :)

3:12 PM  
Anonymous Shannon said...

You do realize that if you ever release that sock from its frame, the biotoxins could wipe out the Easter Seaboard, right?

3:36 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Only you, Mr. Fab.....only you ;-)

6:41 PM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

See, it would have been ever so much more poetic and "fitting" if you'd mounted your sweaty jockstrap in there, too.

(Maybe "mounted" isn;'t quite the word I wanted...)

Imagine the aroma in that shadow box. "Break glass in case neurotoxin is needed."

6:55 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

lol...that short little list should drive some traffic in here from some googling penis and rim job fanatics....

9:04 PM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

Oh, Mr. Faboo.

I know you solicit blood donations for a living, but isn't there a more sophisticated collection method than a sock? I mean really. That can't be proper sterile technique.

And of course, you made me laugh ,as always, with your little vulgarity haiku. You're a delight.

9:41 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shannon--Screw the eastern seaboard. That is my policy.

Pissy--I know. Help me.

CP--Oh, I think "Mounted" was the exact word you wanted!

Mike--Is that what brought you here tonight? LOL

Dawn--There's more where that came from!

9:54 PM  
Blogger Esereth said...

That last bit...the penis part...is that a haiku?

If it isn't, rules of haiku should be rewritten to allow it to be so.

Beautiful.

12:39 AM  
Anonymous Eric T. said...

I knew you weren't joking when you said you were going to get it framed, bloody sock and all. But hanging it your office....now thats good.

12:53 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Esereth--Think of it more like free verse...

Eric--Yes, others must acknowledge and pay tribute to my sacrifice!

2:07 AM  
Blogger Clo said...

I love bloggering! Learning so much each day. And now, a new expression: rim job! Never heard of that one(the expression not the job), so I went on Urban dictionary(I love that dico) and found it. Wondering what was the term for that in french, I went on Wikipedia, learned that it was also name "87" and "tossing the salad"(a cute one), and found the french translation: "feuille de rose", isn't that cute. Wait, I will tell you the translation in other langages:
Catalan: Del Cul a la Boca (you should go and read some, incredible, don't understand a word but sounds very erotic).

MY GOD! The Portugese translation even have a sketch with auto-anilingus (self rim job)!
Definitivili not for mi!

12:08 AM  

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