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Thursday, March 16, 2006

I only know 4 jokes. This is one of them.

This kid is walking down the street when he spies something in the gutter.

It's an old welder's helmet.

He puts it on his head and continues walking down the street, having a great time flipping the visor on the helmet. Up, down, up down.

A big car pulls up alongside him. An old man is driving. He calls out to the boy "Hey kid, you want a ride?"

The kid shrugs and says "sure". He gets in the passenger seat, and the old man begins driving again.

Eventually the old man looks over at the the boy and says "Hey kid, do you know what 'fellatio' is?"

The kid just sits there looking out the window, playing with the visor. Up, down, up, down.

"Nope," he says.

They drive on a little further. The old man looks over at him again. "Hey kid," he asks, "Do you know what 'mutual masturbation' is?

The boy still just sits there playing with the visor. "Nope" he says again. Flip, flip, flip, flip.

They drive on further still. This time the old man asks him "Hey kid, do you know what a 'pedophile' is?"

Finally the kid sighs, stops playing with the visor and looks over at the old man.

"Listen buddy," he says, "I'm not really a welder."


Blogger Lori said...


8:45 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

*giggles* I don't get it...lmao!!

9:06 AM  
Blogger Jozee said...

I laughed!
Nothing like a nice clean dirty joke.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...


That was cute! :)

9:27 AM  
Blogger Sherry said...


9:28 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

didn't know where that was going~cute!

9:38 AM  
Blogger manzkee said...

Make my day.

9:49 AM  
Blogger CP said...

Okay, that was freakin' adorable.


10:32 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

LMAO!! Mr. Fab you always crack me up!! :)

10:40 AM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...


11:10 AM  
Blogger Serra said...


11:21 AM  
Blogger Maidink said...

Hee-hee!! Now that's a good chuckle.

12:02 PM  
Blogger kari said...

FABULOUS, Mr Fabulous! I snorted pop out my nose.

12:26 PM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

you are too funny.
OH my gosh.
just too funny.

The pup.

12:37 PM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

Can't wait to hear the other three jokes you know.

12:38 PM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

Love that one! Where are the other three? Saving them up, or was this nr. 4? :-)

1:59 PM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...


2:09 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

LOL It took me a second to get

That was cute!! Yeah, where are the other 3?? LOL

2:11 PM  
Blogger Ms. M said...

Yah know, that was pretty funny. I'm still laughing.

I need to hear the other 3 now!!!

3:32 PM  
Anonymous dreamwalker said...


4:58 PM  
Blogger plusultra said...

That was a pretty fabulous joke. What are the other three you know?

10:59 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

The other three jokes will follow, guys. When you only know four, you gotta spread 'em out!

6:34 AM  

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