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Thursday, March 30, 2006

If you like my body, and you think I'm sexy...

WOW!

That little vixen Pissy has nominated me for Sexiest Male Blogger. The narcissistic part of me is, of course, flattered. And the neurotic part of me is wondering "Why not Funniest Blogger? Aren't I funny?"

OK, you are going to see a side of me that rarely, if ever, comes out. I want to win this thing. Rarely do I ever seek attention like this, and I hate to ask anyone for anything. But I'm gonna do it now. I will beat myself up about it later, but for now I want to shamelessly go for it.

Please vote for me. Oh please please please vote for me. Pretty please with sugar on top.

Ugh. I'm not very good at this.

You can vote here, and you can vote once per day. Tell your friends!

What will it take? I'll bribe people if I have to. For just a little while, until voting ends on April 6, I will have no shame. I will prostitute myself to the ends of the earth. I will sell my soul to the devil...

Please vote. I will be your best friend forever!

OK...I gotta get ready for the swimsuit competition...

60 Comments:

Blogger Big Pissy said...

I just voted for you.

You're already leading.

You have two votes and some other dude has one.... heh!

So...Speedo or trunks?

Work it, Baby!!!! ;-)

11:54 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Oh, I don't think "BOB" had a category for funniest.

Or I'd have nominated you for that too!

11:55 AM  
Blogger D said...

Oh I voted for you, but I'll expect retribution when a nomination for "Best Female Blog From Small Town Canada With Half-Decent Grammatical Skills and Punctuation Useage With Side Interests In Photography" comes up for nomination.

Selection Votes
Mr. Fabulous 60% 3
Married Man 20% 1
Gene/Old Hoss 0% 0
Ralph C. 20% 1

5 votes total

12:07 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Awwwww you go with your bad self!! I will vote for you, even thou I never saw you.. I think you have a sexy personality thou =)

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Heather said...

When I voted you had like 71% or something!

12:23 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Since you asked so nice, I voted for ya!

12:24 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Oh, and when I voted you had 90%.

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Belle said...

Banana hammocks are best. Good luck!

12:33 PM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

I voted for ya! When I voted you had 50% your numbers are climbing baby!!
I will keep voting every day till I can't vote any more. :)

12:36 PM  
Blogger Serra said...

What's the bribe?

12:56 PM  
Blogger Bill the Apostle said...

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2:25 PM  
Blogger BarefootCajun said...

Done.

Man, you are kicking some serious ass.

2:41 PM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

There. I just put my vote in for you and your still far in the lead! G'luck!

3:01 PM  
Blogger christina said...

Done! If anyone deserves this honour, you do.

What's a poon?

3:36 PM  
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Anonymous dreamwalker said...

You have 48 votes out the 55 votes cast!! 87% GO FAB!!

Must be that costume :)

You are making the verbally challenged jealous, I see.

4:22 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

You know you're going to win. Who could possibly be sexier than Mr. Fab?

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6:24 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

Ok - I voted for you. Not that any of the other contestants have a chance - you had 88% as of a minute ago. You know this means you owe us...

7:11 PM  
Blogger Allison G. said...

MMMMmMGGGGFfFFRRRGGGHHhHhhhhggg.

8:27 PM  
Blogger Billy said...

I voted for you today and I'll vote for you tomorrow too and then the day after cuz you're my idol.

and I expect a post about all those deleted comments...

8:47 PM  
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9:16 PM  
Blogger Lori said...

You know I voted for you. ;)

9:33 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

I voted for you....

11:13 PM  
Blogger Jetting Through Life said...

Wow... so someone was bored today with all of those comments!

I voted for you! But now I need to see a picture of what a voted for!!

XXOO,
JTL

11:45 PM  
Blogger ShooShoo said...

What's with all the deleted comments?? Do you have a stalker?? ;) No wonder since you're kickin *ass* as the sexiest blogger! It's so in the bag!

3:38 AM  
Blogger Pamela J Weatherill said...

Of course you wanna win .., winning is everything! You're romping it in mate!

4:59 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

where's the pic of Mr. Fab?

9:18 AM  
Blogger Jozee said...

Blog bombers. Probably someone that isn't getting any votes.

10:51 AM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

"Best Female Blog From Small Town Canada With Half-Decent Grammatical Skills and Punctuation Useage With Side Interests In Photography"

Ooo! Finally a category I could fit into.

5:20 PM  

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