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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Just between you and me...

Hey, can we talk?

Yeah, you. And you, over there.

I'm talking about us. Everybody on the blogroll to my right. And some of you that may not be on the blogroll. And yes, even some of you lurkers.

I think we're pretty cool.

Last week, because I was off, I had more extra time to peruse other blogs, mostly through BlogExplosion.

I must have looked at hundreds of blogs. And most of them...I would not look at them again. Don't get me wrong--not that there was anything wrong with them (well, most of them) but they just didn't interest me personally, whether because of the subject matter or writing style or esthetics or whatever.

I don't think I am an elitist, or that I am hard to please or impress. I would think that the size of my blogroll proves that. There are a lot of blogs and bloggers I like to keep up with (I also have a pretty sizeable favorites folder with even more blogs in it).

I would put the cumulative coolness of the folks on my blogroll up against any other collection of bloggers. If blogdom was high school, we would definately be at one of the coolest tables in the lunchroom.

You guys are all awesome.

Anyway, that's all I really wanted to say today.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's true, you would be one of the "coolest" tables, because your blog, just like those people, has nothing interesting to say and all you ever talk about is yourself.

6:13 AM  
Blogger Belinda said...

Ooooooh, a jealous "anon!" You've really made it now! You have blog-stalkers!

Anyway, I was gonna say, but you and I would be the ones with our heads down on the lunch table, asleep, because we STAYED UP ALL FREAKIN' NIGHT AGAIN!

We need professional help. Just not from "anonymous." Who obviously has time to read, and comment, on blogs he doesn't like? Wow. Must live a life of leisure, or be a fellow insomniac.

6:16 AM  
Blogger Gary J. Wood said...

Aww, shucks!

6:46 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

Yeah I get to sit at the cool table in the lunch room.

7:12 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I am so proud. I'm not sure it qualifies as being stalked yet, but at least it's my first slam. Hard to believe it took 322 posts for someone to slam me.

7:16 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

Yay for "cool" tables---who wants to start a food fight?

As to the anonynous poster...anyone with half a brain knows anyone can be tracked down. Just check out you blog stats...IP, entry pages ect. are all there...

7:40 AM  
Blogger Ginnie said...

Awww, is right. What a cool table THAT would be!

7:40 AM  
Blogger Jozee said...

Can't wait for lunch! Thanks Mr Faboo! So glad to be in your circle.

All hurters report to the principal's office.

8:05 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

ooohh the cool table!! I am soo honored!!!

8:16 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

You know you've officially "made it" when jealous bloggers leave nasty anonymous comments. Poor little lonely blogger!

They're just pissed because they're not sittin' at the cool table.


8:32 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Belinda--That's true! We'd be so sleeeepy...

Gary--Oh, I didn't mean you, Gary. J/K!

Lori--You can sit at the head of the table!

Spider Walk--Hmm...good point...

Ginnie--YOU being there would up the coolness quotient exponentially!

Jozee--It's not MY circle, it's OUR circle. Most of you are cooler than me, anyhow LOL

Beady--Are you gonna finish that twinkie?

Stacy--So true! Wedgies for all sad sacks!

8:35 AM  
Blogger Billy said...

First off, let me say that I'm really glad to be here, no really, I mean that. The cool table means just sooo much to me.

Secondly, who's got the damn ketchup? My freakin fries are gettin' cold over here already.

anonymous detractors will be shot from the cannons at dawn, 10 am, noon and 4 pm daily. Tickets are available wherever finer lemurs are sold.

9:14 AM  
Blogger The Tart said...

Ok, so... bloggy critic... I toss up both my bloggies in your face for inspection. I do this in good faith for the following reasons:

1. Ur selection of movies, in profile, is fab... ; )
2. I luv your Edie Brickell, comment, it is true... : (
3. Moi has time on her hands & needs a jump start!
4. Oh, 4 is just my lucky number...

So wouldja... drop by & share your thoughts?
Meantime I will stalk your bloggy/blogroll & see what else is happening...

The Tart

9:18 AM  
Blogger christina said...

*blushes profusely* You're such a charmer.

Have to go think about the sushi thing though. :-)

I like anonymous' comment too! Isn't that what a blog is for, to talk about yourself? Silly person.

9:30 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

And I thought I had 'arrived' with a spam comment. How nice of an anonymous commenter to share their insecurity issues with us today.

Don't these douchebags know no one takes an anonymous comment seriuosly? Sign a name and back that shit up I say!

9:35 AM  
Blogger Trinette said...

I've waited all my life to sit at the cool table. Thanks for making my dreams come true.

9:50 AM  
Blogger Maidink said...

Bad, Fab! Naughty, naughty, naughty, Fab, for talking about yourself on your own blog. Anon, send Fab to the corner with no pudding.

Anyway, yes, there are millions of blogs out there and you're right, some of them are worth shite. But that's true for any form of self-expression. Books, CDs, DVDs, paintings, etc. There are thousands of artists, some with unbelievable talent, that we'll never know even existed. Just too many to absorb it all.

No cool table for me, thanks. Sounds kinds crowded. I prefer the left of center, off of the strip table. I'll walk over later and share some of Pringles with y'all.

9:58 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Billy--I think CP took the ketchup. Can't turn your back on her for a second...

Jody--Look for me tonight. I'd check them out now, but I'm at work and I have to stealth-blog :)

Christina--I've got the gift o' the blarney, I do!

Mike--my hit squad is on their way to his house right now.

Trinette--I exist but to serve!

Maidink--But if you don't sit at the cool table, you'll never get an A-lister to go to prom with you...

11:19 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

What a group that would be! I'm honored and it really means a lot to me. Big Swiss smooch!

11:36 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Well I was going to finish the twinkie but since I am at the cool table it is all yours baby!! :)

11:49 AM  
Blogger zhadi said...

Dude, this is cooler than going to Ridgemont High! I'm proud to be at your table. Do I have to eat the shitty school lunches, though?

I'm going to have to spend an afternoon reading all the other blogs on your list...and update my own blogroll, which is pathetic in comparison. In fact, i don't know that I've added you to it yet! D'oh!

btw, I STILL have gotten nary a single update from Bloglet for your blog! I hates them, I does, Precious...

11:58 AM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

Yeah, there are lotsa Blog Losers out there. Blog+Loser=Bloser.

I used to surf, in the hopes of finding something worthwile to read, but I found the best blogs were the ones coming from or two the blogs I was already reading.

11:58 AM  
Blogger Sherry said...

I want to be the head cheerleader...
No, not that type of "head".

12:24 PM  
Blogger Sherry said...

I want to be the head cheerleader...
No, not that type of "head".

12:25 PM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Can I sit at the cool table, too? I'll give you my lunch money.

12:25 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Awwww man...I NEVER got to sit at the "cool" table in HS!! This rocks my world!! hehe

12:33 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

CS--Will a Swiss smooch leave chocolate on my face?

Beady--You're the best!

Zhadi--It still won't work. I'm going another route, I'll keep you posted!

Saur--That DOES seem to be the case. Rarely do I find a blog I like that someone on my blogroll isn't already reading.

Sherry--Well then, forget it! :)

Blogarita--Of course! I hear good things about you!

Chelle--I don't think many of us did. I didn't. But this is OUR time now!

12:55 PM  
Blogger JIN said...

awsome, I actually made it to the table, hehehe!!!

Thank you so much, now I've make myself comfy, what's lunch???


2:06 PM  
Blogger Ex-Addict said...

No, YOU are awesome! But btw, I still haven't figured out the new blogroll system. Is pizza good? I mean, yeah, it sounds like lobster would be better. But you get pizza more than you do lobster, right? (Just kidding! I am happy to be chopped liver on your blog Mr. Fab!)

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Kentucky Girl said...

Ooh! Goodie! You're inviting the trolls to your blog now. Heh. I love internet trolls. *dances gleefully around the internet troll shrine*

3:45 PM  
Anonymous dreamwalker said...

*Chuckle* Pooor itty wittle anon! Nobody reads your profound bloggums?

You're just peed off cause you're not sitting here with us.

4:03 PM  
Blogger BarefootCajun said...

Dude, I'm cool? Awesome!

4:53 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...

I blogrolled you after your visit and now I can't sit at your table? Listen, I know I was all mucusy, sick and I sneezed on you but come on, that can't make me totally uncool can it? Can't I be at least be the Pigpen of the group?

5:01 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Jin--Of course you made it! was there ever any doubt?

Ex--Trust me, Pizza is just as good as lobster--often better :)

Kentucky Girl--As long as I don't get that whacko that was stalking YOU a while ago...

Dreamwalker--Yep, must have blog envy!

BC--It wouldn't be the cool table without you!

Deb--I already thought I had. I just did!

6:26 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

I am at the cool table... First I'd like to thank... lol

and could you email the snotty B*tches from my high school and tell them I'm cool...


6:49 PM  
Blogger Celena said...

Yay! I'm soooo coool! (But WHY am I "prime rib?!?)

6:58 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

I loves me some Mr. Fab. I indeedy do.

7:06 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...

Awww. Thanks. See, now I feel better. Sorry, Anon, I guess you'll just have to sit with someone else. *Skips gleefully over to the table* Hey! Can we do a rendition of "Summer Lovin"?

7:50 PM  
Blogger CP said...

*hahahah* You copied my "kids at the cool table" post. You are now scraping at my archives to be able to be creative! Mwahahahahaaaa...You are the Betty to my Veronica!!!

*heh* I'm just bustin' on ya, love. FUCK YOU ANONYMOUS POSTER! Just because you can't hang with us, cause we rule the school!

U G L Y you ain't got no alibi,
You ugly, uh huh, you ugly!

Go Team Fabulous!


PS: Yeah, I got the stinkin' ketchup. You wan' my steenkin' ketchup? Den SHAY ALLO TO MY LEETLE FRIEND!!!!

*shoots anonymous in the skull*

*passes Billy the ketchup*

*steals a fry*

7:56 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Okay - I answered your question... a whole post dedicated to your question...

8:40 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Fantastigirl--I'll do more than that. I'll go to their houses and throw cream pies in their faces...

Celena--I'm sorry. That's classified...

Dixie--And I loves me some Dixie! Fer sure!

Deb--Sure! Can I do the Olivia Newton John part? :)

CP--You did a "cool kids" post? Hmm...Well, if I'm going to steal, at least I'm stealing from the best!

9:28 PM  
Blogger Clo said...

I know that at school, there was no wine, but, hey! we're all grown up now, I'd like to give a glass of red wine to everybody, to have a toast!


10:19 PM  
Blogger Lori said...

I get to sit at the *HEAD* of the table. ;)

10:24 PM  
Blogger marty said...

This is a fine blog, Mr. Fabulous. If it wasn't you wouldn't have had 40 some odd assholes posting (ok, it's just me who's an odd asshole).

10:30 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

This is so great! I was never at the cool table in school~not being a cheerleader and all.... :(

Thank you so much for the honor!

You're the best!

and Mike is right: anonymous needs to back that shit up!

10:35 PM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

Thanks Baby! :)
And nobody will eat prime ribs OKI?????

12:26 AM  
Blogger sari said...

I like sitting at the cool table.


12:44 AM  
Blogger ShooShoo said...

Ohh Yeah... This is *the* coolest table! I'll drink to that, clo!

And I'll eat some lasagna to it to, Mr. Fab. ;)

I don't think I've ever seen this many cool people all in one place! :)

1:43 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Clo--So what did you kids drink at lunch in high school up in canada? Molsen?

ShooShoo--I take no credit for it. I think we all just kind of found each other.

Marty--But that's why we love you!

Pissy--You were never a cheerleader? Hard to believe!

Sari--Just don't hog all the cheese and crackers!

Lori--It's right up your alley!

MP--Whatever you say, darlin'!

6:22 AM  
Blogger June Cleaver's Revenge said...

I KNEW IT! Hot Fried Chicken = cheerleader.

Hey anonymous, it's not true that all we talk about is ourselves. Some of us talk about you.

9:50 AM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

Thanks, Fab, you lemur-riding crazy guy!

What Mike said goes double for me: anonymous posters are hellalame.

Hey, now that we're sitting at the cool table, we get to control the lunchroom jukebox--what're we playing first? My vote is Golden Earring's "Twilight Zone"!

12:00 PM  
Blogger cherish said...

Absolutely... We would RULE The school!

1:29 PM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

If you want a Swiss chocolate smooch, you get it!!

1:51 PM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

Thanks Mr. Fabulous!!! ;)

I feel like a cool kid at school! :)

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Heather said...

Really? You would let me sit at the cool table with you? Cool! We could like hang out at the mall (you, Mrs. Fab, my hubby and me) and go see scary movies. Then we could sit in the Taco Bell parking lot and gossip about all the bloggers who aren't cool enough to sit at the cool table.

3:44 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

June--Silly anonymous!

Anne--OK, as long as we follow it up with Radar Love!

Cherish--We certainly would. We rock!

CanadianSwiss--That's the best kind of smooch!

Heather--Sounds like the perfect night out!

4:30 PM  
Blogger Ms. M said...

It's true. We DO sit at the cool table.

We rock.

6:43 PM  
Anonymous Shannon said...

I'll be the petite, freckled girl sharing her doritos and dodging the flying peas. Don't ask. Bad flashback.
Love ya, Mr. Fab.

6:51 PM  
Anonymous smluke said...

I was at the cool table, and, like, Oh-my-god yours is soooo way better.

GROUP HUG!! We love ya Fab!!!

12:11 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ms. M--We DO rock. Hard!

Shannon--Flying peas? We can't have that kind of unruly behavior. Who is throwing peas? I bet it's Marty...

SML--I don't think I'm allowed to hug employees. I don't need to make another trip to the HR director's office...

5:25 AM  

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