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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Pirate Sighting!

March must be my month for real life meetings with the best and the brightest in the blogging world. First Ginnie at the beginning of the month, and now Brazen Billy today.

Billy steered his ship into my port (wait a minute, that doesn't sound right...) this evening. Luckily I was able to scare up a couple of wenches (always easy to procure in a college town) and while there were no other ships to plunder, we did knock over a liquor store and beat up a couple of Mormons, so all in all, it was a good visit.

He regaled me with his fanciful tales of the sea and his many adventures abroad. His swashbuckling stories held us all in awe. Such a dashing figure he cut!

All too soon it was time to go. Of course, being a good host, I jacked him off so he could relax on the way home.

I shivered his timbers.


Blogger Rebecca said...

OMG, I so wasn't expecting that at the end! hahahha. You might want to not share that with Mrs Fabulous! ;)

7:52 PM  
Blogger Sherry said...

Oh now...
That ending is making me wonder.

8:19 PM  
Blogger georgiabelle said...

As we say here in the southern circle of hell: "You ain't right"!!! ;-)

but I still wanta meet up with you if you ever come to Dothan on business!

10:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

city penguin comment was me!

I'm on her computer~sorry!


10:14 PM  
Anonymous smluke said...

Are we doing orgies with parrots now too?

11:23 PM  
Blogger Celena said...

My hubby has a shirt with that logo on it!

11:35 PM  
Blogger Me said...

Arrr, nuthin like some rough and tumble pirate love. I had no idea, Mr. Fab.

1:42 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Rebecca--She's cool with it. What is a hand job between friends?

Sherry--I like to keep you guessing!

Pissy--I promise I'll be a perfect gentleman. You scare me a little, anyway :)

SMLuke--That is classified. Sorry.

Celena--Plus he works on a ship. He really IS a pirate!

Meredith--Who said anything about love? I like him, but I don't LIKE like him...

6:33 AM  
Blogger Ms. M said...

I knew pirates had to be gay. How else they gonna get rid of all that testosterone at sea? A little pirate love goes a long way between "ports" if ya know what I mean!

6:37 AM  
Blogger Trinette said...

Such a gracious host you are.

6:54 AM  
Blogger Billy said...

Garr, some people just can't keep a secret...

8:52 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Wow! What an ending!

No one can EVER say you're not a gracious host!


8:53 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ms. M--It's not a "gay" thing. It's a "good host" thing!

Trinette--I knew YOU would understand :)

Billy--Oh, was it supposed to be a secret? It's not like I BLEW you...

Stacy--It's just the way I was raised...

9:58 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

You are such a fabulous host!

10:11 AM  
Blogger Billy said...

Ms. M, ya know if I went to Atlanta to visit a blogger I would expect the same type of graciousness that Mr. Fab extended. Actually, Atlanta is a longer drive, I may expect a little more...

11:19 AM  
Blogger Ex-Addict said...

Wow! Just wow.

11:29 AM  
Blogger CP said...

You didn't blow him?

Sheesh. And here I thought I missed a good time.

*sobs that her homeboys partied and left me home to rot*

Y'all suck.


11:45 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

wow you really know how to show or should I say hand your guests a good time.

2:25 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lori--Why thank you! :)

Billy--I am sure that Ms. M would be most accomodating...

Ex--I concur!

CP--You were there in spirit, my dear, trust me!

Beady--I was raised to be polite!

3:19 PM  
Anonymous dreamwalker said...

*chuckle* ...and a great time was had by all.

A sailor and a pirate walk into a bar and happen sit down next to each other. They soon get to talking about their sea adventures. The sailor notices that the pirate has an eyepatch, a hook and a peg leg and asks, “How did you get the peg leg?”

“When I was thrown off my ship and floated for two days until my crew rescued me, my leg was bitten off by a shark as I was being pulled out of the water.”

Sailor, “Wow. That's very exciting. But how about the hook?”

Pirate smiles, “When I was swordfighting with a pirate from our enemy ship for treasure, he took my hand right off."

The sailor's eyes were wide with awe at how badass this pirate was, and he asked, How did you get the eyepatch?”

“Well,”says the pirate, shifting in his seat a bit, “a seagull pooed in my eye.”

The seaman looks puzzled: “You lost an eye from gull poo?”

The pirate sighed and shook his head. “It was my first day with the hook.”

12:59 AM  

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