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Thursday, April 27, 2006

And yet she won't return my calls...

Shamelessly ripped off from Pud's site...

...which is where I found Celebrity Love Match. You have to answer 40 questions, so it's gotta be accurate (don't worry, the questions can be answered quickly). And you can choose to be matched up with either a male or female. I went the more conventional route.

Here is who I match up with:

Between us, I was really kind of hoping for Bea Arthur. But Nicole Kidman is good too.

If anyone else gets her, we'll have a three-way. Don't worry, it won't be awkward. I'll make sure you're all liquored up.

In fact, I'm up for a three way regardless of you who get. Call me.

32 Comments:

Blogger Lori said...

Hi Nicole, Its Samuel L Jackson here would you like to take a walk on the wild side?
Call me if you do. ;)

6:50 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

Ummmm, I got Johnny Depp.. who'd a thunk that? fine by me:)
I called, but you didn't answer, what's up with that?

7:29 AM  
Blogger Pandora said...

Dave Matthews, and I LOVE me some DAVE!!!

7:31 AM  
Blogger Billy said...

I got Mia Hamm, soccer babe.

Can I have the second choice? I love me some Ashley Judd...

I wouldn't sweat her not returning your calls Fab, unrequited love is a lot less messy.

7:41 AM  
Blogger Detroiter said...

Johnny Depp is the celeb for me, and it's all good. I'd do him.

8:32 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

James Van Der Beek? Dawson on Dawson's Crrek? You've got to be kidding...the only thing he has going for him is that he's younger than me.

2nd, 3rd & 4th choices were all better: Samuel L Jackson, John Travolta and Dave Matthews.

But, hey, do you still want that 3-way?

8:43 AM  
Blogger Laurie said...

I got Michael Jordan! Sweet :-)

Oh, and welcome to Suburbia!

*mwah*

9:44 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

I got Johnny Depp too. Shocked the hell out of me.
Call me for the time and date on the 3some ;)

10:19 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I got Ed Norton, who?????
I like the other choices better (Tommy Lee Jones, Bruce Springsteen and Morgan Freeman)
Yeah Team!

11:10 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

I was afraid I'd get Kobe Bryant, but I got Johnny Depp. Huh. Weird.

11:45 AM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

Mine was Samuel L. Jackson.

"Because we've got SNAKES on the MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"

11:55 AM  
Blogger zhadi said...

Blogerita, I feel your pain. I got James van der Beek from Dawson's Creek, with Samuel Jackson, John Travolta and Dave Matthews as my runners up. John Travolta? A gay Scientologist, fer crissake.

Methinks the choices are severely limited for this game. I was personally hoping for Clive Owens...Grwwwwlll.....

12:21 PM  
Blogger Jozee said...

Yuck, I got Tom Cruise. I personally think both he and Nicole are gay. So if you and Tom want to get it on while Nicole watches- be my guest!

12:44 PM  
Blogger Mimi said...

Keith Urban is gonna kick your butt! LOL

I got Kevin Spacey.

My runners up were:
Sean Penn
Mel Gibson
Bruce Springsteen

12:51 PM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

Fuck you, Fab! Kidman;s MINE!

1:13 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lori--You and Sam, eh? Nice!

Sandi--I tried to call back. I think we're playing phone tag...

FCL--Perfect!

Billy--Yeah, better make it Ashley. Mia Hamm would wear you out.

Detroiter--I love it when a plan comes together!

Blogarita--Gosh, I didn't notice any alternate choices for me. Now I have to redo it. Grrr.

Oh, and yes.

Laurie--Thanks! I'm looking forward to my stay!

Beady--OK, but no fire ants this time!

Lorraine--Do you ever go to the movies? Gee whiz...

Amber--Are you saying no to Johnny?

Mimi--Wow, Bruce gets around...

Anne--I'll fight you for her!

1:20 PM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

Ricky Martin??? Not my type at all. Pity OrangeX isn't a celeberty. He would have won for sure ;-)

2:52 PM  
Blogger WriteWingNut said...

Oh my gosh. I got Samuel L. Jackson. And my other results were Mel Gibson, Bruce Springstein and Kevin Spacey.

FUGLY!!!
All of them. Except for maybe Mel.

5:13 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I got Sean Penn. Not my first choice. Or my second.

6:47 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Considering your man crush I thought for sure you'd do the whole male thing! :)

6:54 PM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

I went back out of curiousty to see who the female would be for me and I got Mia Hamm the soccer chick. Still up for a 3some? No fire ants.

7:05 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

CS--Too bad. You're stuck with Ricky LOL

WWN--Oh come on, Kevin is kinda cute...

Lynda--Complain, complain, complain, LOL

Tracy--Oh, I'll probably check that out :)

Beady--Of course! I'm on my way!

8:59 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...

I got Sam too. Meh

9:07 PM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

Bruce Springsteen is my celebrity match. I demand a recount!! He's my mother's age!!

9:23 PM  
Blogger peebugg said...

Not fair....you got a cool person...I got Johnny Depp....he's creepy.....

9:53 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

NOOOOO!!!! Tom Cruise was my top match! Thank GOD the next three were Kevin Spacey (love him), Mel Gibson, (well, if you insist), and Bruce Springsteen (ah, not so hot on him). My God -- Tom Cruise, the man who single-handedly destroyed his own career because he's a complete farking freak! (By the way, I read the he has announced to the press that Katie is now to be called "Kate" because she's now a child-bearing woman. That sounds supiciously creepy and old-man-buggering-the-young-girl - ish. Yeesh!

11:18 PM  
Anonymous Va Va Voom said...

I got Kevin Spacey (!!!??) He looks to be the type to rub his nipples, too. haha!

11:40 PM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

Sean Penn... And Kevin Spacey for second choice... Not too bad. At least they are intelligent men... But MY man is Richard D Anderson... Not a very serioux test I think!

12:08 AM  
Blogger CeCe said...

Girls:Natalie Portman (yum)
Angelina Jolie (double yum!)
Mia Hamm (who?)
Wynonna Ryder (a little crazy, but still hot)

For guys:Samuel L.Jackson (Ok... for an old guy, I guess)
Kevin Spacey(hot for an old guy)
Mel Gibson(Wish my DAD was that hot.)
Bruce Springsteen...(Geez.. I know I'm an "old soul", but this is ridiculous!)

1:33 AM  
Blogger christina said...

I got Edward Furlong?????? Who's he?

Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones and Tiger Williams came a close second. They must be joking.

4:34 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Deb--Hmm..I think they should have tossed more celebrities into the mix...

Leave--But he's soulful...

Peebugg--Oh come on, I would SO do Johnny...

Jessica--Maybe you will be the one to turn Tom around LOL

VaVa--I can totally see that!

MP--Oh no, not Richard Dean Anderson AGAIN...LOL

CeCe--I actually think Natalie Portman would be PERFECT for you...

Christina--You have a problem with Harrison Fird? He's HAWT!

5:31 AM  
Anonymous dreamwalker said...

Johnny Depp
Born: June 9, 1963
Actor Johnny Depp is famous for his roles in Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, and Nick of Time. Hmmm, nice one. Chocolat!!

Your next closest matches were:
* Samuel L. Jackson :)
* John Travolta - no
* Dave Matthews - no?? I think? (Whothehell..?)

2:28 AM  

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