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Thursday, April 13, 2006

Billy understands me!

You know, if you don't know a pirate, I suggest you seek one out and make friends with him. Those guys have access to everything!

Check out what my pirate pal Brazen Billy emailed me last night:


That's right, kids. Lemur porn.

Oh baby, look at her all spread out like that, just waiting for me to give it to her. She wants it. She wants it bad. She's asking for it. They're all just asking for it. All the time...

And check out the tail on this cutie:


Oh sweet Jesus, I bet you know what I'd like to do with that long furry tail, don't you? I'd like to...um...

Huh. I guess I don't know what I could do with that tail. It's too pliable to insert anywhere. Hmmm...I guess I could wrap it around my

I'm sorry, we're out of time.

25 Comments:

Anonymous Nunya said...

I never pictured you as someone who was into bestiality but...whatever! To each his own, just don't post pictures of THAT.

6:16 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

Wow that is sure one real long tail now that would be interesting fun LOL.

6:35 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Nunya--Oh please, you KNOW you want to see that...

Lori--All we need now is a monkey!

6:52 AM  
Blogger Billy said...

I never realized just how attractive those furry little critters were.

8:44 AM  
Blogger Serra said...

I'm glad I don't have to read your site hits list after this post.

11:47 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

That IS a really long tail.....

Are you making that picture your screen saver? ;-)

12:11 PM  
Blogger A Bottle Of Red said...

Yeah but can they make it dance?

12:34 PM  
Blogger peebugg said...

built in Lemmur hand cuffs/restraints???????

Just don't get banded for life from any zoos or anything....

12:46 PM  
Blogger cherish said...

Okay I think I am losing my edge. I have been behaving way too long on my blog posts and I am turning soft. The first thought that crossed my mind with the first lemur was that she was meditating. AAOOOOOMMMM AAAOOOOOMMMMMM

Great tail on the second honey!!!

1:18 PM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Why am I sudddenly very glad you ran out of time with this post???

;)

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Soto said...

I just dont see it. I think Squirrel monkeys are way more attractive ;)

4:13 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

That's hot! Whatever you have planned, I hope it involves spreading some cream cheese on it.

4:33 PM  
Anonymous dreamwalker said...

Really cute lemurs! That is a looong tail our Happy Tree Friend has there :)

4:36 PM  
Blogger kari said...

Tease.

4:50 PM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

Oh! I know this one... Sorry hon! You're NOT her type.... Heh heh...

5:30 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Billy--You and me both, partner!

Serra--Hmm..I should check that out...

Pissy--Excellent idea, except all I would do is stare at it and never get any work done!

Jaws--I'll find out!

Peebugg--There are already several I can't return to...

Stacy--Oh yeah, I'll bet. You wanted to know the rest of it...

Cherish--Oh, I think she's doing more than that!

Soto--We will agree to disagree :)

Shirley--Ooh baby, I like the way you think!

Dreamwalker--I loves me a loooong tail!

Kari--Always leave 'em wanting more~

5:32 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

MP--Oh, don't say that, you will dash my hopes LOL

6:48 PM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

Uh, I hate to break it to you, but I think that lemur in the top picture is MALE.

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Miss Lady Ma'am said...

omg... lol... (that's all I can say!) Just passing through on the quest!

7:18 PM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

Out of time? Shit, we were just getting to the good part!

8:46 PM  
Blogger Big Ben said...

lemurs are hot.

9:40 PM  
Blogger Detroiter said...

Mr. Fab--I've posted your picture at every zoo in America. Authorities are waiting (though, I don't really agree with their idea of using a monkey as bait).

And, oh yeah, you'll never be a sitter for my beloved two pussies. *walks out with nose held high in the air*

9:43 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

CP--Yeah? So? :)

MLM--Good luck on the quest!

Anne--Use your imagination, and then double it :)

Ben-You said it, brother!

Detroiter--You have TWO, but how is that....oh....CATS

4:17 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I don't know you well enough yet to leave the comment I want to leave...

5:02 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

You sure it doesn't just wants a belly scratch?? Of couse, it usually starts out harmless looking. You beast, YOU! ;)

I've got ideas for the long tailed fellow...

7:46 AM  

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