My mind is a dangerous place. Make sure you wear a cup.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Bloggy Stuff

I know that no one really cares about all this, that's why I'm sprucing it up with (hopefully) amusing graphics!

I finally settled on a theme for my template, and I am very excited about it. Calista has been very patient with me. If she decides to ever give up being a graphic designer, she could make a comfortable living either dealing with mental patients or talking people off buildings.

I've tinkered with my blogroll again (if I listen very carefully, I can hear the majority of you groaning out there). It seems that a lot of people lately have burned out on blogging. I've set those guys aside for now, and have added several more fabulous blogs I have come across recently. Most of the new ones can be found in the Lobster Section (gonna have to change those titles pretty soon).

I have also added a blogroll called "Blog Stars" which is a blogroll started by Catherina, my new friend from Australia. Check out her blog The Rant Cafe.

If I may beg your indulgence for a moment, if you get a moment, let your eyes drift over to my sidebar under my Battle Of the Blogs rating. I have recently signed up for Top 100 Bloggers. I don't really know what it is, but I am competitive, so I would appreciate a click of approval, if you feel the urge. Please also feel free to rate me on VARB (which is underneath my list subscription service).

OK, that's enough whoring. Although, really, can there ever be too much whoring?

Speaking of the, is it working for those of you who have signed up? I got rid of the other one because it kept breaking down.

Oh, and speaking of BOtB, I recently ran off a pretty good winning streak, and have now cracked the 150 barrier. Top of the world, ma! If you have voted for me, I appreciate it and am more than willing to start doling out sexual favors in return for your continued support.

On Blog Explosion I noticed that a couple people who have rated my blog have done so saying that they enjoy how my blog is about crafting. WTF? Craft this, punk.

I know my sidebar looks like shit these days. It's a complete clusterfuck. Oh Calista...

In other news:

*Elvis has been packed and shipped off to Blogaritaville, where he will be performing two shows nightly in the Palace Hotel Ballroom.

*I am just now realizing how hard it is to eat leftover fried turkey with your hands for breakfast while trying not to get your keyboard all greasy.

*My uterus hurts like a sonofabitch.

Tune in tomorrow to find out why the Walt Disney Company both sucks and blows. That's a very rare combination.

Fab out.


Blogger Humour and last laugh said...

interesting blog.

6:19 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

The beaver cartoon made me snort my coffee!

6:45 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Humour--Is that good or bad?

Blogarita--That fact just made my day! The rest of it can suck now (and probably will).

6:47 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

Hey I need my beaver washed and I cant wait to hear about Disney and bunches of kisses for your uterus 'cause when your uterus hurts it hurts.
And do you know what I have tattooed on my back? A tiger.

6:52 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

You SCARED me htere! I thought I was one of the burned out bloggers. *takes deep breath* But thank goodness, I'm still a hot fried chicken (BTW, Is that good?).

Now tell me: How can I get tickets for the Elvis shows?

7:12 AM  
Anonymous Va Va Voom said...

I noticed the "crafting" description when I rated your fab blog, got me confuzzled as I was sure this ain't no crafting blog! I had to double check 'coz maybe I missed something. hehe. Thanks for mentioning me! :D

7:52 AM  
Blogger cherish said...

I can not wait to see the new blog design!!!

I am off to vote for you where ever I can!!!

8:35 AM  
Blogger cherish said...

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8:35 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Have you seen the traffic in Orlando lately??? Yes, sometimes Disney DOES suck and blow at the same time. ;)

LOVE the cartoons (although I usually shave my beaver in the's a lot less messy that way...;)

8:38 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lori--You have very good taste! And thank you for kissing my uterus. Hmm...that's a sentence I never thought I would type...

CS--Oh please, you ain't going nowhere!

VaVa--Maybe they meant I was "crafty" :)

Cherish--That is why you are my favorite :)

Stacy--That is an important safety tip for the kids out there!

8:51 AM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

When your uterus is in pain... You have to talk to it....It helps...Mwhahahahahaha!

9:30 AM  
Blogger Nobody said...

I'm so glad that this isn't another man crush post... Sometimes I worry about you.

10:03 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Aw, I *like* your template. I guess the new one must really rock.

10:05 AM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

Dammit -- just when I got used to your current template (which I really like), you go and change it again.

You're mercurial as a damn dame.


10:26 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

You want me to do what? You want me to go where? You want me to click where? Damn my uterus now!

I am going to be in Fl. next month to bad it is not near you or I would hand deliver your cake to you. Oh wait I will be there also in September give me your order on what kind cake you want now. Cause I will be visiting Lori then and a lot closer to ya. :)

11:01 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

I can't wait to see the new design...

I don't have a uterus anymore~but sorry about your's!

11:03 AM  
Blogger christina said...

Smiling quietly to myself...

11:12 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

MP--Really? Well, I already talk to my penis, so I guess I'll just address both of them :)

Nobody--I have issues. I admit that freely!

Shell--Thanks! I like it too, but I think it can be a little tighter, plus Gainesville isn't really near the beach :)

CP--Another fan of the template?'s too late now! Trust me, you'll like the new one!

Mercurial? Yeah, I can see that!

Beady--Maybe I should come down in September. Bring the fire ants! Where are you going next month?

Pissy--I appreciate that :)

Christina--Well gosh, that could mean anything!

11:18 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

I'm always updating my blog roll too. Seems like a lot of people have quit blogging or are blogging so infrequently any more.

11:32 AM  
Blogger peebugg said...

DISNEY??? like eating crawfish???

sorry to hear about your it a condition related to your itchy testicles????

glad to hear your blog template counseling was successful...can't wait to see the finished product...

and thanks for the blogroll add....

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Nunya said...

I do not believe for one minute that you can read all of those blogs. Or even want to as some of them really suck, hahahaha!

I've never understood your categorizing, care to explain?

Lastly, I KNOW your uterus doesn't hurt as much as mine does so there!

1:09 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Mike--I know! It seems like a lot of our peeps are burned out or taking a break.

Peebugg--Is that what oen does with crawfish?

Nunya--Not only do I read every single one, but I also have many bookmarked that I read. I don't read them every day obviously, but I get to all of them at least once per week.

And I can't tell you the secret behind my catagorizing, but there IS a system.

And ALL the blogs on my blogroll ROCK THE HOUSE! LOL

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Luin said...

Well, Mr. F., you've been tagged. I'm sorry!!! The devil made me do it.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Sandi said...

never too much whoring, Mr. Fab...

1:25 PM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

That almost sounded like a threat!?!?!! Hmmmm. Do I get handcuffed, too? ;-)

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh I LOVE fried turkey!

3:03 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

So, when do we get to view the amazing new design?

3:09 PM  
Blogger D said...

Wow, a couple posts about larger posteriors and I get on the blogroll... thanks Oh Fabulous One!

PS - We had smoked turkey for easter, less grease, tons more salt. MmMmMM

PPS - Do you know what a Turduken (sp?) is?

3:54 PM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

I will be in Pensacola from about the 3rd to the 7th. :)

4:08 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

You know Mr. Fab, the fact that you have a secret organization system for your blogroll makes you somehow just that much more sexy. If that would at all possible, that is.

You must get a sense of satisfaction that people from around the world are trying to crack your code.

*sigh* I still (heart) you, big man.

5:05 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Luin--I guess I'm it!

Sandi--My sentiments exactly, I knew you would understand :)

CS--If necessary :)

Mimi--Isn't it just the best?

Erin--I guess that's up to Calista. It depends on how much she has in front of me

Dene--Yes, in fact I looked for one at the supermarket but they were out. I've never had one. I am intrigued.

Beady--Oh, far away :(

Dixie--I feel certain that no one is expending any energy at all trying to figure it out, but you are very sweet to say that LOL

6:14 PM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

I'm so happy, I made it to the blogroll!! I may even shed a tear. Ok, that was a little over the top!!

6:58 PM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

Hey, check it out! I'm pizza! But I'm the right sort of pizza, of course: white cheese with spinach. Mmmmmm, tasty!

8:39 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

You have got to put up warnings - that say - Fantastagirl - put down the diet coke, now it is safe to read.

~Fantastagirl (who is frantically searching for something to get the pop off the laptop keys and screen.)

9:27 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Cleavage--Over the top? You comment or your cleavage? :)

Saur--The EXACT right kind!

Fantastigirl--I just kind of thought it was implied...

9:32 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

I was moved from lobster to lasagne. I'm making lasagne tomorrow night. Coincidence? Or just another example of your awesome mind-powers?


10:35 PM  
Anonymous Eric T. said...

I want a poster sized picture of the Dolphin cartoon. That was priceless!!!

11:01 PM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

A note of interest: only 53% of bloggers are still at it three months after starting their blog. That's why so many fall by the wayside.

11:21 PM  
Anonymous Kentucky Girl said...

Blogwh0re. :P

12:55 AM  
Blogger gunngirl said...


Aww, I like the design now. But I bet I'll like the new one even better. Oh boy, oh boy!

And I don't think your blogroll looks like a cluster-- wait, can we curse in the comments? Uh, clusterfrick.

Really, nice collection of blogs you got there. I see you gotta work your way up in rank. Kinda like prison.

12:59 AM  
Anonymous Tricia said...

Can't wait to see your new design- even though I really like this one. :)

Wow! I made Mr. Fabulous' blogroll. Thanks :)

3:17 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shirley--Be afraid, be very afraid!

Eric--Nice, isn't it?

Anne--Really? That's a true stat? Wow...

Kentucky Girl--I love it when you call me names :)

Gunn Girl--My blogroll is like prison? LOL Better watch yourself in the shower :)

Tricia--Now I'm getting nervous. I hope people aren't expecting TOO much from the new design LOL

4:23 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

You're so fab, not many men would own up the way you do!
'my uterus hurts like a son of a bitch'

5:11 AM  
Blogger Crazy Like A Fox said...

I was rated on blog explosion as being craft and having great craft ideas. WTF?

Hey, I feel ya with the uterus thing. Mine hurts too. Maybe you need a hysterectomy too.

9:58 AM  

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