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Monday, April 17, 2006

Man Crush Alert!

Clive Owen.

You can have Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Tom Cruise (please, somebody take Tom Cruise...away).

Clive is my man.
I first became aware of him in Sin City. I must have seen him before, because according to the IMDB he was in both The Bourne Identity and Gosford Park, and I saw both of those films. But it was in Sin City that he became my official celebrity man crush. And I saw him a lot in Sin City, a movie I have watched several times (it's one of my favorites).

The other movies I have seen him in are Derailed and Inside Man.
I just realized something. One of the reasons I like him so much is his voice and the way he talks. But he's English, and in the three movies I've familiar with he affects an American accent. So I don't know what he really sounds like.

Eh. No matter. He's still dreamy.

I would so let him do me. And I say that with a completely unblemished (so far) record of staunch hetrosexuality.
Do you have a same-sex celebrity crush? I think it's easier for a woman to admit to one. It will be interesting to see if any men fess up...


Blogger Lorraine said...

LOL, you rock! Sorry I would admit to it, but I don't...well not entirely true, I kinda have this crush on Ms. Bees Knees of ;)
You should visit her!

5:39 AM  
Anonymous Nunya said...

Clive is definitely hot! You should see him in "Closer" with Julia Roberts.

6:00 AM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

I really don't think that Clive is all that hot. I don't have any same sex crushes, but I'm definitely hot for George Clooney and Johnny Depp. MMMMMMM.

6:14 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

Clive me baby!
He rocked in King Author and Closer.
Same sex crush my girl Angelina Jolie mmmmmmmmmm.

6:22 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--OK, I will :)

Nunya--Yeah, that's kind of a chick flick though, isn't it?

Cleavage--Oh come on...there must be SOMEBODY...

Lori--Who DOESN'T have a crush on her? LOL

6:36 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

John Cusack.

Or possibly Joan Cusack. They're both men, right?

6:40 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

after the shock passed, I remembered: Julie Benz, as Darla in the Series 'Angel'
man, she's hot. and of Course, Angelus, Oh, Angel... anytime, any place, any Century!!!

6:58 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

I wouldn't say these were really crushes, but I think actress with long dark hair are attractive:

Diane Lane
Claire Forlani
Liv Tyler
Salma Hayek
Linda Fiorentino

Also, Nia Long, although her hair isn't that long.

7:06 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Uh, I mean actresses...

7:08 AM  
Blogger Ginnie said...

Clive Owen IS dreamy and NO, "Closer" isn't a chick-flick as far as I'm concerned. Besides, whenever did you NOT see a movie because you thought it was a chick-flick?? That sounds so not you!

Besides Donica? Martina Navratilova (okay, so she's an athlete!), Sharon Stone, Angelina Jolie, Glenn Close, Julie Andrews. But I think I'm starting to age myself!

7:15 AM  
Blogger nanuk said...

Steve Buscemi makes me question my sexual orientation.

Now if I was female, I'd have to say Leelee Sobieski would bring on those forbidden urges.

8:02 AM  
Blogger T. said...

I don't think Clive Owen is all that hot but then again, I'm not a man, and maybe he has more appeal to you guys.

Good for you for feeling secure enough with yourself to post that. A lot of men wouldn't.

I've had tons of girl crushes. Can't even begin to list. I think the female form is beautiful and attraction is generally not limited by gender if you're honest with yourself.

8:09 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ben--They COULD be. You have good taste :)

Lorraine--I KNEW you were holding out on us!

Blogarita--So, you have a definite 'type" LOL

Ginnie--You busted me. I've seen more than my share of "chick flicks" :)

Nanuk--I figured you would go for the quirky type. I had you pegged.

T--Well he has appeal to me, anyway. I like your outlook, very cool!

8:44 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Angelina Jolie is the only one I can think of....she's creepy...but in a sexy dangerous kind of way.

8:45 AM  
Blogger Shannon said...

I have a crush on Kelly Clarkson, Ashley Judd or Kate Hudson...=)

At first I thought this was Mrs. Fab posting.. wowwwww lol..

P.S. Your crush kinda looks like Nicholas Cage.. in some kinda way.

9:31 AM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

I can't say I have a celeb crush, same sex or otherwise. I always see their personal lives as a blemish on their professional ones. For instance, Angelina Jolie is drop-dead gorgeous, very talented, and f*cked up beyond belief.

9:58 AM  
Blogger Billy said...

Sooo weird, in an odd sort of way I'm kinda jealous...

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Ficklechick said...

Nope, no celebrity crushes over here. Especially of the same sex, that's just you! ;)

10:41 AM  
Blogger peebugg said...

I hate Tom Cruise....the whole lumpy nose thing......

I've never really paid much attention to Clive....(I must be warped..cause everyone else has)

George Cloony....yummy.....and Bill Pullman from "While You Were Sleeping"

oh you've got me dwelling so early on a Monday Morning....

The same sex thing......nothing really.....but Pauley Perrett (aka Abbie)off of NCIS is my hero...well, actually her character is....


10:44 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Angelina Jolie is mine. Absolutely! She's hot.

10:54 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

You have a man crush on Clive but have not seen Closer. You should see it. If you want to watch it just give me a yell and I will loan ya my dvd.
Same sex crush for me uuummm oh the pressure I always thought Tea Leoni was hot.

10:59 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

I guess Angelina take it all again. Can't say it's a crush, but she sure is damn hot!

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Nunya said...

Fab, no it's not a chick flick at all. Natalie Portman, whom I love (there, I admitted it!) and Jude Law are in it, too.

11:34 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Stacy--You like the bad girls, eh?

Shannon--I can totally see you with Kelly Clarkson. The other two not so much...

Saur--Well, two out of three...LOL

Billy--Yeah, but I can never have Clive. I've HAD you :)

Ficklechick--Someone is blocking...LOL

Peebugg--Hero, huh? I think you want her...

Tracy--wow, the chicks really dig Angelina!

Beady--She's really thin, though. I mean, come on Tea, have a sandwich!

CS--Angelina again! The girl has got it going on!

Nunya--Natalie Portman? Really? Ok...

12:19 PM  
Blogger A Bottle Of Red said...

Ooooh your so right about this one. I like man who knows he is amn and not some baby face woose.

12:25 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

I must be the only one who thinks Angelina Jolie isn't so hot. She always looks as if she's in dire need of lip balm.

Clive Owen. Eh. Could take him or leave him.

Charlize Theron - that's a same sex crush for me.

3:29 PM  
Blogger Jozee said...

Nicholas Cage for me. No women. Been there done that. Couldn't pay me.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...

LMAO! Very metrosexual of you to post this. Look at how secure in your manhood you are!

Yeah, I hopped on the Angelina Jolie bandwagon. Probably because I saw Gia and well, that's just enough said.

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

liv tyler and angelina jolie...! oh and these are for you ::hands over a handful of pez candies and a dirty martini::

3:54 PM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

LOL, I love your honesty in your crush on Clive. He was very sexy in "Closer" I think he's pretty hot with the accent and all. I like him when he acts dirty. Yeah, I'd let him do me too. lol

I have a same sex crush on Gillian Anderson (X-Files) and Marge Helgenberger (CSI) I don't know if her last name is spelled right.

Those are the last girl crushes I can think of. But they come and go.

As for opp. sex? Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Terrence Howard. Yum.

4:07 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Jaws--I am many things, but I am not a wuss. Ow! I just got a paper cut (sob!)

Dixie--Nothing wrong with that at all!

Jozee--How about we split the difference and put Nick Cage in a dress?

Deb--That is ONE crowded bandwagon!

Ms Bees Knees--Looks like you'll have to wait in a long line for a crack at Angelina. Oh, and why no dispensers? What am I supposed to do with all this loose candy?

Gunngirl--Aren't they both redheads? Got a thing for redheads, eh? :)

4:17 PM  
Blogger sEa said...

if you're jones-ing for ol' Clive - you might want to try these two indies - "GreeenFingers" and "Croupier"

4:30 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

I like Clive should see "Closer". He's in that too and it's not a chick flick!

Can't think of any celeb same sex crushes I have.....

too many males celebs to crush on! ;-)

4:37 PM  
Blogger Detroiter said...

And here I thought you were a manly man.... Atleast Clive is rugged looking. It'd be really weird if you liked, oh say, Richard Simmons.

Same sex crush? Me? (Okay, maybe Pamela Anderson--IF she wasn't so damn skanky).

4:56 PM  
Blogger kari said...

I'd let Selma Hayek do me. She's so WOMANISH!

4:57 PM  
Anonymous dreamwalker said...

Same sex crush...Angelina Jolie..HOT!!

I have liked Clive for ages. I saw him in something or other way back in South Africa, (+/-6 years ago) and he stole the show in my opinion!! (Croupier?) I've got King Arthur too - rocks!!

I am a big Sin City fan..own the movie, and have seen it umpteen times :)

5:29 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Sea--I have made a note of them. Thanks!

Pissy--That clinches is. I'm getting that movie this weekend!

Detroiter--Richard Simmons? Ewwwww!

Kari--I think you guys would make a very nice couple!

Dreamwalker--I KNEW there was something about you I liked!

5:50 PM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

Hmmm. Clive isn't my type exactly. I don't usually like the British guys... I wouldn't have pegged him to be your type either, now that I think of it! ;)

Tom Cruise - ugh. I hear ya!

I don't really have a girl crush at the moment... I think Salma Hayek is amazing, but she's not really my girlcrush.

I'm going to have to think about this one.

BTW - The Sox pulled it off of the best games!!!! I barely have a voice left....

7:06 PM  
Anonymous kristarella said...

Saur Kraut makes a good point. Also peebug has it with Bill Pullman in While You Were Sleeping. If we're talking same sex then Angelina is where it's at. Tomb Raider 2 was the only movie where the female lead has got me more excited than the male!

8:18 PM  
Blogger cherish said...

I would do Drew Barrymore.

8:19 PM  
Blogger Sandi said...

Thank you for standing out against Tom Cruise. He makes me ill, really ill.

Same sex crush would have to be
Téa Leoni
I lurve her!

9:08 PM  
Blogger Matthew S. Urdan said...

Same Sex Crush? Am I manly enough to admit one? Christian Bale. There, I said it. Are you happy now? But only if Terry Hatcher joins us.

10:06 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

Angelina Jolie, obviously!
Jennifer Lopez if I wanted to be beaten up during our lez-sex.
And Scarlett Johanson because of her awesome butt scene in Lost in Translation.

Ok, does listing so many girls mean I should examine my sexual orientation?

12:04 AM  
Anonymous Nunya said...

Remember who told you first, Fab!

5:15 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Rebecca--I thought about you being at that game I and I was soooo jealous LOL

Kristarella--Another girl for Angelina. You know, there is a term paper here somewhere...

Cherish--Ahh...very good taste!

Sandi--Another Leone girl. That's two votes for someone that I didn't think would get even one...

Matt--Terri Hatcher? She wieghs like 45 pounds now and looks like a scarecrow!

Shirely--Well, you DO seem to have put a lot of thought into this...LOL

Nunya--Absolutely! You get full credit!

5:58 AM  
Anonymous Va Va Voom said...

Ooh...I dig Clive! I first saw him in King Arthur. I actually went to see that movie just to find out who the hottie was! I've been a fan ever since. Wasn't he wicked in Sin City! Rowrrr...

You gots great taste Mr. Fab!

8:04 AM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

We don't have the same taste for men... HeeHee... Woman.....mmmm... I would go for Angelina tooo.. but only if she brings Brad with her.... And if she sleeps in the bathtub.... YEP!

9:23 AM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

Gotta say I admire you for putting it all out there!

I admit, I prolly wouldn't kick Rebecca Romijn out of bed.

That bathroom scene in "Femme Fatale" was pretty hot. LOL

9:35 AM  
Blogger Cherrypie said...

Clive Owen is simply gorgeous. I saw him play Lysander in The Tempest in Stratford in 1984, before he was famous for anything and I fell instantly in lust.

I've only just found you and I very much like what I see, Mr Fabulous x

7:30 PM  
Blogger June Cleaver's Revenge said...

Winona Ryder.

Tanya Memme, not that many people know who she is.

I'm so gay for a really good rack.

8:02 PM  
Blogger June Cleaver's Revenge said...

Oh, and Scarlett Johanson.

8:04 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

VaVa--Right back atcha :)

MP--You make guests sleep in the bathtub?

Atilla--Very nice choice!

June--All good picks, and I know exactly who Tanya Memme is!

9:30 PM  
Anonymous Eric T. said...

I'm surprised Fab. I would have pegged you more for a John Cusack or possibly Charlie Sheen kinda guy.

10:59 PM  
Blogger Some Girl said...

I saw Inside Man at the theatres last night, and now I completely understand your crush on Clive Owen. What a hottie!!!

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Luin said...

I want to adopt babies with Angelina Jolie. I don't even care that she might give me tetanis. He's perfect.

4:22 PM  
Blogger Paige Keiser said...

Clive is OHHH so HOT! Oh man...

Natalie Portman :-D

3:36 AM  

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