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Monday, April 03, 2006

Opening Day!

The major leagues baseball season started last night! Which means two things:

1. My beloved Boston Red Sox begin their quest for another World Championship
2. The season starts for my four fantasy baseball teams

I know that not many of you care about baseball. Ben does (although he roots for the wrong team) and Rebecca does (and she roots for the right one). And there may be a few others.

But hey, I listen to you guys talk about knitting. And kids. And your menstrual cycles.

Nah, I'm not going to beat you to death with a lot of baseball talk.

Instead, may I beat another subject to death? The race for Sexiest Male Blogger? Please vote here and vote often. I'll be your very best friend.

I was setting the line ups for my fantasy teams last night, and I'll tell ya, if I had known I would be so heavily into blogging I would have only signed up for one league.

Speaking of kids:

I am always offering to babysit my co-worker's kids, but no one ever takes me up on it. I can't imagine why.

38 Comments:

Anonymous Belle said...

No one wants you to babysit their kids, because you'd be too busy with your baseball, blog battling and begging people for votes while they'll be outside playing in the street!

6:07 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Oh, they'll be fine out there. Lots of fresh air, and I think the neighbors have an old refrigerator they can play in...

6:40 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

Did someone mention babysitting let me know I will bring my son over, I think the two fo you would get along just fine.

6:47 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

What a great sign! lmho! I'm totally with you on the babysitting thing.

7:11 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Holy poop man,....I've already voted for y a every day since you started begging us to, what more do ya want????!! LMAO (hehe I'm so teasing you! lol)

Sooo....they are afraid what....you will be a bad influence on their kids??? teach them things they shouldnt know?? LOL Uh huh.....hell if somoene had offred to babysit my kids when they were young...you KNOW I woulda JUMPED at the chance. Whats wrong with people these days? hehe

8:00 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Love the sign! Where can I get one for my neighborhood? ;)

8:02 AM  
Blogger Sherry said...

Looks like you are the winner...
YAH!

8:12 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

heh! I'm not only voting for you everyday, I'm pimpin' for you over at my blog!

Love the sign, btw!

Baseball?

Does it involve shopping? ;-)

8:41 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lori--OK, but when I return him, he may know a few more bad words...

CanadianSwiss--Great minds think alike!

Chelle--Let's see...bad influence...check...teaching them things they shouldn't know....check...

Stacy--Hmm...maybe we can make our own...

Sherry--You never know. I think it goes through Thursday.

Pissy--Thanks for the pimpin'! It COULD involve shopping. You know what is very IN these days? Pink baseball hats for the ladies!

8:59 AM  
Blogger Shannon said...

lmaooooo @ That sign hehehe

Phillies baby!! That's all I gotta say about that, haha... (No wise azz remarks please, you will hurt my feelings) Just kidding.. I am from philly, I can take it!! haha =)

9:03 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Mr Fab. I am Red Sox fan!!!!!!! Yes I am!! What you don't believe me?? Just ask Lori she will tell ya. Off to vote for you :)

p.s.
believe me if you would offered to watch my brats eeerr kiddos when they were younger or now you would have them all weekend. lol

9:32 AM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

I'll admit I never liked sports much, but when you're in the media it makes it all soooo different! I loved the Grand Prix this weekend. Too bad baseball doesn't generate the same frenzy. But some of my fave male bloggers are addicted to it! So it's gotta be some kinda allright.

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Ficklechick said...

Hey, I'll let you watch my kids! Where and when can I drop them off?!

I've been hearing all about opening day over here. I'm well aware!

11:01 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shannon--I have no beef with the Phillies LOL. They need better pitching, though!

Beady--Really? A Missouri girl who lives in Mississippi is a Red Sox fan. Right on, girl!

Saur--Glad you had a great time at the Grand Prix. I look forward to reading about it!

Ficklechick--Drop 'em off anytime. If I'm not home they can just wait around on the porch LOL

11:12 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

He already knows them all LOL, he might just teach you a few new ones.

11:19 AM  
Blogger Serra said...

I don't do baseball, but fantasy football is similar fun.

12:01 PM  
Blogger nanuk said...

I know this question will not go over well with everyone who has commented on this post to date, but do you remember a Red Sox pitcher named Bill "The Spaceman" Lee?

12:41 PM  
Blogger threecollie said...

Our entire family are lifelong Mets fans. Scary huh?
What is really scary is that two of us are older than the team.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

hehe, I need a sign like that.

I voted for you, but I feel a little big shady, since I've no clue what you look like...

1:24 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Oh, I've had one of those since last summer!

2:29 PM  
Blogger ~Tamara Ann~ said...

Now you have always told me to use duct tape and individual dog kennels! You mean all this time you were just kidding?

4:06 PM  
Blogger kari said...

You're sexy 'cause you use words like 'fantasy'.

5:54 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lori--Good, I'm always looking for new ones!

Serra--I play that too, but baseball is my favorite!

Nanuk--Oh sure, lefthander. I loved Spaceman

Three Collie--Oh that's right, O forgot you were a met fan. '86. Grrrr...

Kim--Scroll down a couple of posts :)

Pissy, Again, great minds! :)

Tammy--No, that's pretty much the plan!

Kari--Fantasy fantasy fantasy LOL

6:07 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

LOL - omg the speedbumps sign ended my Monday nicely!

6:59 PM  
Blogger CP said...

Vote whore.

CP.

8:08 PM  
Blogger Dramedy Girl said...

What do we faithful voters get if -- I mean -- when you win???

8:41 PM  
Blogger Big Ben said...

You know the Sox will finish behind the Jays this year, you feal it in your soul, it burns deep inside!

8:43 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shirley--Happy to help!

CP--And your point is? LOL

Shelly--Name it, anything you want!

Ben--Anytime you want to make a wager, big man, let me know!

8:45 PM  
Blogger ~Tamara Ann~ said...

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8:55 PM  
Blogger Mimi said...

Hey I just noticed you got me under lobster! I love lobster!

9:48 PM  
Blogger Some Girl said...

Shilling did very well today! I hope he keeps it up. I'm going to the game on May 5th and I can't wait!!!

10:32 PM  
Blogger KB said...

Oh, you've already been voted for mister!

You're kicking their asses! ;-)

10:57 PM  
Blogger CeCe said...

you can SERIOUSLY babysit my kid. We really need some time off. Just fly to the opposite corner of the continent and come get her!

11:34 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Mimi--Perfect, then it all worked out! LOL

Some Girl--Ooh, I'm jealous! Yeah, he looked great--I'm pumped!

KB--Thanks, sweetie!

CeCe--I would so be happy to babysit anytime. It's not often you get a chance to babysit the cutest baby ever!

4:11 AM  
Blogger cherish said...

Laughs!! You are so funny! Oh and very sexy wink wink!!

5:44 AM  
Anonymous Ellie Mae said...

You just wait. When they're potty trained (per your request) you won't be able to get rid of my kids. You know they already know all the bad words, so what do I have to worry about. Besides, Oliver and Owen would be facinated with your room. They would stay in there for hours placing their greasy fingerprints on it all, including your computer screen!

8:48 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Cherish--Well bless your heart, darlin' :)

Ellie Mae--No no no. I agreed to babysit them at YOUR house. That way I can go though all your stuff while you're gone...

5:07 AM  
Anonymous smluke said...

You can babysit for my kids. Did I tell you? I'm having TWINS!!!

9:20 PM  

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