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Sunday, April 02, 2006

There is an important lesson here...

And that lesson is: don't triple-dog-dare someone on a bluff!

For those of you who have asked to see a picture of me before voting (oh, have I mentioned in the last five minutes that I am up for Sexiest Male Blogger? Vote here, please. Yes, CP, you are right, I AM a vote whore!) I was going to link to the picture in one of last month's posts of the day I shaved my head.

But now there is an even better picture floating around out there.

I can't remember the circumstances, but MerlinPrincesse and I were having a discussion, and she threatened to create a picture of me and put it on her blog. And I triple-dog-dared her to.

Silly me.

She took up the challenge. And she posted it yesterday. It is a tastefully done nude (don't worry, my naughty bits are covered up, so you don't have to hide it from the kids) and it is complete with lemur (very thoughtful).

You can see the picture here.

I love the picture. Of course, I think this means I won't be able to run for any public office in the future. But I'm not much into politics anyway.


Blogger nanuk said...

But just what were you holding in your left hand?

6:54 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I wondered about that too. The severed penis of a rival, perhaps?

7:20 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Luv your picture. I am trying to figure out what you was holding to. :)

10:25 AM  
Blogger Ginnie said...

Triple-dog-dares are those things you just have to live with. So the joke's on you, our dear Mr. Fab, thanks to MP. I love it!

10:27 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

I just visited MP's site and I loved it (as well as the picture she did of you!) Aahh. The universe behind you, the Mickey Mouse ears, the "steamé sans pain" (a steamed hot dog without the bread) and the yellow bow tie. You just HAVE to win as sexiest blogger now. No one stands a chance! ;-)

11:32 AM  
Blogger Jetting Through Life said...

Nice picture!!


11:45 AM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

NONONONONONO! No penis on my blog allowed!!!! It's a sausage... LOL! My you are sexy! And if you win the contest....I will be very glad for ya... :))))) We both won that bet! Twas fun!

11:48 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Oh yeah baby!! hheheh You will definitely get the votes now for SURE!!! hehehe

Tat is a way too cool pic!! lol

12:18 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Beady--There's no telling!

Ginnie--Yes indeed, I learned my lesson!

CanadianSwiss--The yellow bow tie really pulls it all together, I think :)

JTL--Would you like an 8x10? :)

MP--A sausage? Why on earth am I holding a sausage? LOL

Chelle--It would have been a great HNT pic!

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the heck kind of animal is that going for your manhood?

1:55 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

It's simply brilliant!

4:13 PM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

I think I'm in love!

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We were just told yesterday that there is a 100 pair monkey farm being built near here. Did that thing chasing you escape from there or should we consider the date?

5:35 PM  
Blogger threecollie said...

That was me being annomous there. Don't know what is up with blogger, but it doesn't seem to know me today

5:36 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Mimi--That, my dear, is a lemur!

Dixie--Isn't it? It IS brilliant!

Blogarita--With me or the lemur?

Three Collie--Monkeys are not nearly as sexy as lemurs :)

6:22 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

No question now as to who is the sexiest beast! *LOL*

Great picture!

Good thing those jerks from the other day didn't see it first! ;-)

Oh, and you are SO kicking ass in the voting!

6:36 PM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

Better than George Costanza, but not as good as The Kramer. *g*

But I voted for you!

7:27 PM  
Blogger Sherry said...

You sexy thing!

7:37 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Pissy--I just want to be worthy of your nomination

Gunn Girl--I love a girl who can reference Seinfeld!

Sherry--Thanks darlin'!

8:40 PM  
Blogger Clo said...

Ok, I will put my translation of the comment I did to my sis on that pic. She showed that to me yesterday and I know she was working hard on that one. And I'm very happy to see that people like it because I too, adore that collage.

First, the text in french (you know how much I love to take place on the comments page...):

Je vais mette un commentaire en français comme ça Mr. Fabulous ne comprendra rien et il va être obligé de chercher.

Ben moi, honnêtement, amanché de même(hi hi) je lui passerais bien un petite commande pour une dance à 10, au ptit Mr. Fabulous. Combien il charge déjà?

Now, in english:
I'm going to put a comment in french that way Mr. Fab will be forced to search for a translation.

Well honestly, well-built like that (hee, hee), I'll certainly ask him for a 10 box dance, that little Mr. Fabulous. How much does he charge?

9:28 PM  
Blogger The Tart said...

Basking in your VOTE pic at Miz P's place... LOL!

The Tart

10:08 PM  
Blogger Big Ben said...

A few more work-outs and you will be as buff as me.

10:23 PM  
Blogger Ms. M said...

Ooh, la la! Tre sexy Monseur Fab!

Those triple dog dares will get you into trouble every time! Don't you remember "A Christmas Story" and the tongue on the frozen poll? Did you learn nothing from that movie???

12:51 AM  
Blogger Clo said...

Forgot something!

Well, I think it's about time you accept your bi-sexuality! But obviously, you don't have any experience in penis holding! Sorry to say that, but the guys wont come back!

Hey! It's not a stick or a sausage you're holding! Relax, take it easy, it wont hurt you....

OMG, I'm talking like the first guy I met!!!!!

1:43 AM  
Anonymous dreamwalker said...

MP did a great job!! That photo captures your amazing sexiness, and in the perfect outfit too :D

And that lemur, Grrrr, what a sexy beast :)

4:39 AM  
Blogger cherish said...

That picture is WONDERFUL!!!!!!

5:01 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Clo--And what, pray tell, is a ten box dance? :)

Jocelyn--It's something, isn't it?

Ben--I wish!

Ms. M--True confession time: I've never seen the movie :(

Clo--What makes you think I haven't accepted it yet? :)

Dreamwalker--I'm glad she picked a good looking lemur!

Cherish--It's my favorite picture ever!

5:41 AM  
Blogger Jozee said...

Looks like a blunt to me. I'm sure Mr. Fab didn't inhale.

10:45 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

juOhhhh...what a sexy pic :)

I am off to vote...

10:51 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

You're in the lead.
161 votes...
YeeeHawwww :)

10:53 AM  
Blogger Ex-Addict said...

That picture rocks!

12:09 PM  
Blogger Amber said...

HOTT. It totally warrants the double ts...

12:26 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...

LOL! Oh lordy, that pic is going to end up all over the web now.

2:58 PM  
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4:29 PM  
Blogger zhadi said...

At least your tongue isn't stuck to a metal pole.

5:33 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Jozee--Me? Never!

SpiderWalk--Thanks for the support :)

Amber--Why thank you kindly!

Deb--That's OK with me! :)

Zhadi--Not yet, anyway...

Ex--I think so too :)

6:10 PM  
Blogger Clo said...

Oh! a 10 box dance? It is when you go to the nude dancer(gogo boy?), you take a ten dollar, you hang it up, and the dancer come to your table, then you put the 10 ... Come on, I never did go to those place, help me! You probably did! ... ok, I'm sure you did, and maybe you even are a gogo boy? Now I wonder, if the guy is nude, where do ladies put the 10 dollar? ... What? into the yellow bow tie? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! That's it!

So you but the 10 in the yellow bow tie and the guy make a 10 box dance for you! :O)

I have a feeling my credibility is going down again... :O(

Hee, hee! And my wv is: KBEECOK!

10:52 AM  

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