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Tuesday, April 25, 2006


Look what I found: The Insulting Name Generator. My life is complete. Everything up until now has been a waste of time.

Now when you are mad at me, you know what to scream.

My insulting name is Momfucker Humungousbottom!
What's yours?

Umm...that's Mister Humungousbottom to you, punk.

I am still emotionally drained from the Blogger problems from yesterday. I am extremely anal about my posts, I have to do them early in the morning, and when I couldn't I was driven to distraction until yesterday afternoon. Not good for the old productivity.

Plus I was consumed yesterday on arranging for the Karaoke for the party. Which I still haven't done.

By the way, you are all invited to the party as well. That goes without saying. May 20th, baby! Social event of the season.

Or not.

Now...where is your mom at? We've got business.


Blogger Lorraine said...

Poobrain Urinalmouth
yiiiiiikes LOL

5:32 AM  
Anonymous Nunya said...

I used mine for my IM name quite some time ago - Drunken Speckled Jizz Goblin. heh

6:01 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

Pigdeepthroater Wankbottom

I like Pork.

6:17 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

LOL. Mine is : Odious and unpleasant child Goatsexanus.

Love it!

7:13 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

Mankdick Extra-chromosome-special

wtf? LOL...

7:24 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Essence of sheer vile Hummingbirdwhacker? does that mean?? LOL

7:51 AM  
Blogger Detroiter said...

This is using my married name:
Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker Geekpockets

Geekpockets sounds smart--I'll take it!

This is using my maiden name:
Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker Puppyfelcher

Puppyfelcher sounds like I molest puppies.

And this is if my mom had married my dad and named me Danielle (her original choice):
Analdweller Bushvoter

Damn! Someone at Rum & Monkey knows I voted for Bush (twice).

7:52 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

"Onewhoswallows Chutneybum"

I don't even like Chutney.

I hear ya on the blogger issues yesterday. I'm totally OCD about things happening in a timely manner. That down time didn't help at all.

7:56 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

Cuntbucket Cheap lazy faggot

They know me so well. Apart from the faggot bit, of course... So, how about that rain...

Actually I read it wrong - was Cuntbucket Cheap lazy fantastic guy. Yes, that was it.

I am so not homophobic.

7:58 AM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

Herpesmonkey Klanlover... Very High Class... Indeed!

8:00 AM  
Blogger nanuk said...

My given name turned out to be Spermquaffer. Highly insulting, but then that's the point of the game I guess.

I tried entering George Bush, but it kept on returning George Bush. Why?

8:28 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Urinalmouth Slutmonkey (me) and
Spunkslinger Slutmonkey (Spouse Guy).

8:57 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

You know what I like about your blog, Mr. Fab? It's always so sophisticated.

8:58 AM  
Blogger Sherry said...

Father of forty dogs Poobrain...

Why a father??!?!!!??!

9:23 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Mine was Poonudger Gherkinpenis. had the word PENIS in it. That's one of my favorite things in life.

Oh, and my porn name, according to blogthings is: Albino Kitty

9:25 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I LOVE these names!

Damn, mine has turned out to be the least coolest so far :(

And yes, Blogarita, thank you for noticing how sophisticated we are over here at Pointless Drivel. We consider ourselves the PBS of the internet!

9:28 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

potty mouth!

So sorry for you, but my mom has never liked sex.

9:38 AM  
Blogger Nobody said...

LOL, PBS of the Internet is right... If you meant Perverted Bull Shit!

Damn, I love this blog..

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesusfreak odious and unpleasant child

Kinda dumb. Have you ever done the prison bitch name generator? That one is hilarious!

10:40 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Uberbadger Klanlover
What Klan do I luv?? A badger klan perhaps??

11:03 AM  
Anonymous dreamwalker said...

Married name = Lumpylabia Pigdeepthroater!!

My maiden brings forth - Lumpylabia Essence of sheer vile...I object to the word essence!!

11:10 AM  
Blogger zhadi said...

Odious and Unpleasant child Greentits.

If I were one of Captain Kirk's alien girlfriends, the last part wouldn't be an insult at all. I think it would be a requirement.

11:28 AM  
Blogger Mindless Dribbler said...

Hell, I'm afraid to do mine.It'd use potty language unimaginable.

Yeah, Blogger was a bitch yesterday

12:13 PM  
Blogger Itchy said...

Popped via BlogMad...glad to see I'm not the only one that is distracted by an unpublished post. It drove me nuts!

12:46 PM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

Where da party at? Where da party at? Let's get it started!

lorraine and spiderwalk got good ones. lol

One more thing, everything I visit 24 people has always basked in teh fabulousness before me. It's always 24. Is that a sign or something?

And my insult name is Widdlebreath Gherkinpenis.

12:54 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Yeah...blogger was annoying a lot of us yesterday.

1:43 PM  
Blogger peebugg said...

Penisbreath Uberbadger I'm complete...

2:05 PM  
Blogger WriteWingNut said...

Odious and Unpleasant Child Fucktard.

I like Mrs. Fucktard, rofl!

Now stay away from my mom!

3:47 PM  
Blogger Cat said...

Cheap lazy faggot!

Maybe you should find blogger's name instead of your own?

6:35 PM  
Blogger Lori said...

Hey there Mister Humungousbottom,
my name is Ms. Poobrain Essence of Sheer Vile. wink wink ;)

7:45 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Yea blogger was a bitch yesterday, i thought it was only me. I should have known better than to take it personal.

8:16 PM  
Anonymous Helen said...

Holy Karoake! Humungousbottom! Ha!

8:18 PM  
Blogger Billy said...

Labialips Llamaswallower.

I really didn't need to know that.

8:36 PM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

Um mine is

Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker Dicknose

Is it just me or that a really long insulting name? I think it's hysterical.

I wonder if Detroiter and I have the same first name.

8:55 PM  
Anonymous gidgetbones said...

I love a good party!

9:14 PM  
Blogger TheHamburger said...

You love beating my ass in BOTB...and I don't blame you.

9:23 PM  
Blogger Jozee said...

It only took 37 tries to come up with a relative! Me!
Shoesniffer Humungousbottom.
Good thing my mom's not available. It just wouldn't be right!

Yeah, Blogger's a pain in the -choose a body part. How much can we complain about something that's free?

9:42 PM  
Blogger Pandora said...

Jizzbucket Humungousbottom we must have the same last name...

10:10 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Ohhhhhhhhhh, my name is Extra-chromosome-special Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker! I like it!!!

10:22 PM  
Anonymous Ed Bacchus said...

Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker Brachiosaur

Wow that's a mouthful. Thanks for stopping by.

11:03 PM  
Blogger Belinda said...

You leave my mom out of this, you.

1:19 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

That picture looks like Trisha Yearwood (Brooks), who just happens to also be known as Radishballs Zebra Bastard Zebra Zebra Zebra Zebra Fucker.

Among other things.

8:56 AM  
Blogger The Tart said...

Very funny. Mine involved a Camel? Ha!

The Tart
; )

2:33 PM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

Odious and unpleasant child Llamaswallower is my name. I sure do love me some llama.

Of course my mother would shorten it to Odie, but we all knew what she meant.

nwwfgas - That's my vw. Not a word of a lie. Newf Gas. HA!

11:26 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Valdoonican'slovechild Essence of sheer vile


2:47 PM  
Blogger Clo said...

Cuntbucket Klanlover!

Do you know how much time I spent trying to find the meaning of that #!!!@#@@#!! fu.. insult!

Who said it was sophisticated here! OMG!

12:04 AM  
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