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Friday, April 07, 2006


I demand a full investigation...

The BOB sight has disappeared. Here I am, on the verge of my coronation as the landslide runaway winner as Sexiest Male Blogger, and the site is gone.

I already have my acceptance speech written for God's sake.

This is very damaging to my ego. My penis is extremely flaccid right now.

Does anyone know what is going on?

I may never be erect again.

Oh, and I changed my mind again about the template.

Do you love me? Do you? Well then, do me a favor.

Kill me.


Blogger kari said...

You're still very sexy. Even with your placid penis. Maybe you got so many votes that the site was overwhelmed and just blew-up?? I'm fairly certain that could be the problem.

5:33 PM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

"My penis is extremely flacid right now."

ROTFLMAO!!! There's a line you don't hear everyday. I think you made my weekend.

But I voted. Does that help?

6:00 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Thanks for that visual. (Coulda went w/o reading that.)

6:25 PM  
Blogger TJ said...

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6:30 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

You know we're all hot for you. Isn't that enough?

Sorry 'bout your broke plinky. Will us telling you how truly fabulous you are help?

6:51 PM  
Blogger nanuk said...

I, for one, suspect that worm was behind it.

7:42 PM  
Blogger CP said...

I think I suspect what the problem MIGHT be, but I will discuss with you via email. I could be completely off base, but I don't think so.

Anyway, you don't need that kind of validation, Fab. You know you are a sexy beast of a blogger.


7:43 PM  
Anonymous Ficklechick said...

Somebody needs to step away from the computer and get some fresh air! lol

7:58 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

WTF? Is right!!!!

And after all our hard work!

I am distraught......

I may not be able to shop this weekend.

That's my version of a flacid penis.

8:01 PM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

Sorry duck. Can't help you. Had to shoot myself after the Anka thing. Terrible pity, really. I did vote before, though.

8:26 PM  
Blogger CP said...

*ROFLMAO* @ Pissy One.

And that, ladies and gents, is why I love that woman! She GETS me!!

No mall = limp dick.



8:48 PM  
Anonymous Noi said...

Oh come on, you dont need that award for others to know you are the sexiest male blogger rite? ;)

Maybe it has overwhelming response? Haha.

8:57 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Kari--well, that will be the only thing blowing up for a while LOL

Gunngirl--I am glad I could make your weekend!

Mike--You loved it, admit it, damn it LOL

Dixie--That is indeed what gets me through the day!

Nanuk--Well that's it then. From now on, I stomp 'em.

CP--You're right. I am secure in my sexy masculinity!

Ficklechick--Step..away...from my baby? Leave my b-b-baby...?

Pissy--OMG, this is serious!

Dawn--I didn't think you guys were allowed to have guns...

CP--No lie, girl! Pissy rocks the house!

Noi--I think you may be on to something there!

9:14 PM  
Blogger Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

I think we have been had by some data collector. I'll post my concession speech in the AM. It was made in fun - take it that way. Then back to blogging. I'll drop by - you write some good stuff.
Take Care

9:19 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Damn, nothing like someone pissing in your cherrios to start the day off wrong.

BTW - I HATE HATE HATE word verification... I can type 70 wpm - but I can't ever get it right on the first try...even when I know I typed it right....

9:35 PM  
Blogger CP said...

Ralph, I don't think that is what happened. I dont think she was a data collector, because she was friendly with a lot of the bloggers for awhile. But, I don't know for sure. I have a theory, but I don't want to verbalize it just yet. Waiting to see if my thoughts pan out. I did, however, send my theory to ONE person, so that in case I was right I can say HA! I KNEW IT! Because, I just love being right. *heh*

Good job with running against Mr. Fab. You made a valiant effort. You should be proud.


12:39 AM  
Blogger KB said...

Umm yeah. What's the dealy-o?

1:03 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ralph--You are the man, baby! And a clas act.

What is that like? :)

CP--Oh, you've got a theory? I think it was my arch nemesis, Susan Anton. I think she's responsible.

Fantastigirl--70 WPM? I can't type 70 words all day!

KB--Beats me, girlfriend!

4:38 AM  
Blogger Clo said...

You certainly know how to make me hot! I knew some day you were going to ask to be killed! This is soooooooo exciting! Now, if you want to have an erection, down on your knees and beg! Maybe I'll do it! Slowly,... very slowly.........

Oh, come on Mr. Fab! We all know YOU are the SEXIEST SEXY BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!

Oups, I'm having an erection....


9:40 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Clo--I am begging you, hon, not to mix those medications with alcohol. No good can come of it, I'm telling you! LOL

5:38 AM  

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