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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Yeah, yeah, I know...

I really was going to let the day go by without whoring for votes, but Ralph over at Homespun Headlines is campaigning every day, and so I feel compelled to keep up the pressure.

I know I am way ahead. But I don't want to edge the second place finisher in a squeaker. I want a landslide win.

Is that too much to ask?

Plus, there seems to be a few whispers over at Ralph's place about "someone on the inside" and how somehow over here we might be "stacking votes".

I'm not even sure what that means.

He keeps saying he is running a clean and fair campaign, and I guess be extension then, he may be alluding that I am not.

Let me make this perfectly clear:

I am not a crook!

Actually, Ralph seems like a pretty good guy.

OK. Now please vote for me here every day until April 6.


Blogger cherish said...

There is no way to stack the deck anyway! It will not let you vote more than once a day, trust me I tried. hehehe

I want to see you win by a landslide!! I do not think that is too much to ask!

6:11 AM  
Blogger marty said...

If I vote for you would I get (much) needed favors from the girl in the picture?

7:26 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

I think the girl in the picture looks like Nicholas Cage in drag.

7:37 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

you? stack votes? NEVER.
and yup.. I am voting again:)

8:22 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

I have been voting everyday.
BTW I got an envelope in the mail your are a sweetheart I am going by the post office this morning and sending you your goodies.

8:24 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

I vote everyday, of course.

There has been some grumbling over at BOB b/c "they" let nominations continue to come it while voting was already going on. In other words, say I nominated you on tues. but ralph wasn't nominated til thurs. you had two days to pull votes in before he could even start.

did that make sense?

Doesn't matter.

You can still take him!

8:53 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Cherish--I saw your post--thanks for your support! :)

Marty--I will be happy to see what I can arrange :)

Blogarita--Yeah, but that's how Marty's taste runs...

Sandi--Bless you, m'dear :)

Pissy--I can see their point, but heck, we didn't make the rules, we're just playin' the game! LOL

9:14 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Voting for you e-v-e-r-y day, but aside from that... hasn't the world gone crazy if you don't win in all? Any contest?

9:24 AM  
Blogger Sonya said...

I have to go vote.

9:38 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

I have voted EVERY day....(for ralph) JUST KIDDING!!! For you! :) You are sooo in the lead right now!! Go Mr. Fab! hehe

9:44 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Voting again for you, dearie! :)

But um...I'll be the vote whore on Friday. Just remember, you scratch my blog, I'll scratch yours, okay??? ;)

9:54 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

I just got back from voting. The line was long but I held tough and waited my turn like I have been everyday.

10:30 AM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

I think I have voted for you.....Ralph is your name isn't it? Or John....?

1:34 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Durch--I would agree with that :)

Sonya--Thank you ma'am!

Chelle--You're the best!

Stacy--Absolutely! Quid pro quo!

beady--Did you get your hand stamped?

MP--Only the hookers call me John...

2:14 PM  
Blogger Billy said...

Wearing the ole trackball out voting for you dude...

You're stomping the competition.

3:08 PM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

Ahhh, but I vote twice a day (from 2 different computers) Hehe. Uhh. Is that fair? Do we care? There's nor FBI behind it, is there? ;-)

3:16 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Billy--I'm just lucky you weren't in the running, buddy!

CanadianSwiss--I'm sure everything we're doing is aboveboard :)

5:20 PM  
Blogger Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

Hey, I know we are suppose to be bitter campaign rivals but you have some good stuff on your blog. I’ll be back after this hard fought campaign is over. Stop by my site on Friday.

7:59 PM  
Blogger CP said...


And I know you paid Pissy with Flamingo parts. That's not legal in Florida, Fab! You know Jeb frowns on that sort of thing.

I think I am going to get a sex change, so I can run against you next year.



OH. And now I see you are pimpin' Lori for votes too??? I am NOT having this, dammit! I am NOT! I will not allow ONE FREAKIN' BUS and a Flamingo whore to come in between me and my ultimate goal to be married to the Best of Blog's Sexiest Male Blogger! I will put the Pirate Boy in the running if this shit doesn't stop. I will show my boobies on blog sites far and wide and pimp votes for HIM...if this doesn't stop, Mr. Fab! I will not have your attention turned away from me over a FLAMINGO, DAMMITTT!!!


8:18 PM  
Anonymous Shannon said...

I'm a votin' right now!

8:22 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ralph--Welcome, my friend! I like your site as well!

CP--Aren't filthy whores the best kind? :) BTW--Lori was kind enough to make a necklace for me that I paid for. Now, I would be happy to pay you too--watcha got for sale? :)

Shannon--Thanks buddy!

8:25 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Mr. Fab: Now that we're getting down to the wire, you may have to post a picture of yourself in you leather thong with a couple of your lemurs.
Gotta do what it takes to get the votes, baby!

We can't let Ralph beat us!

and by "us" I mean you.

'cuz I'm not putting my fat ass in a thong!

8:45 PM  
Blogger CP said...

Oooh. I have a pic of my fat ass in a thong. Shall we post it and claim "I" am Mr. Fab?

Nah. nevermind. He's cuter than I am.

Mr., I have the above referenced pic for sale. How much ya got? Hm? Hm?


9:21 PM  
Blogger KB said...

You're winning by a mile.

I voted a long time ago--tried to vote again, but it wouldn't let me.


9:48 PM  
Blogger Jim C said...

Cherish MADE me come over here and vote for you...but who is the newsreader in the foto..French TV isn't it?????

11:10 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Pissy--You know me, I'll do whatever it takes!

CP-I only fork over money for full frontal nudity!

KB--That's weird. But thanks for trying!

Jim--I believe it is. I'm international, you know! LOL

5:02 AM  
Blogger Billy said...

No worries Mr. Fab, I prefer to operate behind the scenes, under the radar, and in cognito.

You, sir, shall have the spotlight all to yourself...

I will dutifully serve in your cabinet, a position that will remain unnamed and that will be disavowed should it ever come to light.

Kinda like Captain Morgan and the British government.

9:31 AM  
Blogger Jozee said...

Cool the opposition is coming over to your side. You got my vote...again.

10:13 AM  

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