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Monday, May 22, 2006

After party notes

People loved the chocolate fountain we had. We had all kinds of stuff you could dip into it: cookies, marshmallows, strawberries, pound cake, pretzels...

The bad thing about the chocolate fountain, it turns out, is that it is an absolute bitch to clean. I would rather clean the turkey fryer every day for two weeks than clean the chocolate fountain once. It's an ordeal.

Luckily, the job became much easier once I threw it in the garbage in disgust.
People have asked why I posted no pictures of Mrs. Fab. Good question. She would prefer I don't, and out of respect for her I abide by her request.

Personally, I think there are outstanding warrants out on her that I don't know about, and that's why she doesn't want her photo out there.
People also asked about the stuffed animal room. I have some pictures of it I took a while back, and I meant to post them, but I guess it slipped my mind. I will try to do a post on it this week. It's really quite...astounding.

Karaoke safety tip: If you post a picture of your nipple the day before a party, your spouse will shout out during almost every one of your songs "Show us your nipple!"

It can be quite distracting.


Blogger Lorraine said...

I don't even know why you bothered trying to clean it...It served its purpose, you put it out. Had a ball didn't you ?
how many parts did you show?

5:21 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Personally I would have recruited Wendy to dip things in the chocolate fountain. Oooh I'm so naughty. ;)

6:04 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

Have always looked at choc fountains and wondered "who would buy that thing?". You have answered my question. Merci monsieur fabu! I learn something new here everyday. I personaly enjoy screaming "show us your nip!" at my husband periodically for no reason...

6:57 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--I am proud to say I showed no parts, although I did flash my tan line a few times :)

Suze--I will be happy to see what I can arrange. Anything for you! LOL

Kattbanjo--That is SO weird. I scream that at your husband as well...

7:05 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

Seeing your nipple is rather distracting.

7:48 AM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

LOL! That is exactly what I would have done! Tossed it in the garbage, without thinking twice!

Although the chocolate fountain is an excellent idea for a party! I'll remember that for my next one.

So how many times did you have to "show the nip?" Hehehehe....good for Mrs. Fab! I'm sure you got you extra applause as well.


9:22 AM  
Blogger Ginnie said...

The chocolate fountain IS an excellent idea for a party! And it would be especially hard to clean if you can't have any of it (which I assume you can't?)!

9:29 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

That party looked like so much fun. I would have done a lot of karaoke and taken part in the licking of the chocolate fountain. I just would have. FUN!

9:31 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

The chocolate fountain--I would have laid my head down by it and just stuck my tongue out. For hours. I love chocolate that much. Did you have spoonfuls of peanut butter to dip in it? Life would have been complete. I actually had to give up peanut butter a couple months ago. I haven't touched the stuff since. That's right, I am a recovering peanut butter addict. Curiously enough, that is when I started losing weight. Hmmm...

10:28 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lori--There is more where that came from LOL

3T--As a matter of fact, I did not even show it once :)

Ginnie--Yep, no chocolate for me :(

Amber--You and the boot would have loved it!

Shelli--Oh, man, peanut butter! Why didn't we think of that!

10:51 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Wow! Your party looks and sounds like it was AWESOME!!!! Hate I missed it! I will NOT miss the next one! So start planning now! ;-)

11:04 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Pissy--You DEFINITELY need to come to the next one!

12:52 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

You should have licked it clean (or HAVE it licked clean) to begin with...

1:57 PM  
Blogger Karl said...

Yeah, I with ya, man. Toss that sucker right in the trash. I can't eat chocolate, either. Well, I'm not supposed to, anyway.

3:01 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

wow. I am canadian you know

im glad mrs fab distracted you with your own nipple... how evil of her! im so proud and you soooo deserved it for this last post!

4:09 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dutchy--We're talking about the chocolate fountain, right? :)

Karl--Absolutely! God bless the disposable society in which we live!

Bluepaintred--Personally, I think Canadians rock!

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Tricia said...

I would have licked the chocolate fountain clean. Mmmmm hey ... chocolate melts, how hard could it have been to clean with hot water anyway?

A friend of ours has a stuffed animal room too and it's just packed!

How about a picture of Mrs. Fab in disguise?

5:03 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

She only wanted to see the famous one? Did the other nipple not measure up?

5:26 PM  
Blogger peebugg said...

I like the disposable thought.....

Did you show you nipple each time is was requested????

5:46 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Tricia--That's a good idea...maybe some groucho glasses...

Erin--The right nipple is dominant :)

Peebugg--I kept it under wraps. Nothing is free, you know!

7:44 PM  
Anonymous smluke said...

You THREW AWAY the chocolate fountain? Jesus, you probably could have gotten me and Wendy in a tizzy for it! I'm sure it would have been an entertaining fight :-)

9:56 PM  
Blogger Dreamwalker said...

OK, I no longer want a choclate fountain, I hate wasting time on difficult-to-clean things.

Heh..good distracting technique by MrsFab!

10:21 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

My friend has a fondue fountain. To clean, you just have to turn it on for a while to melt the chocolate and run oil through, and then water to rinse it out.

The same friend once had a party where I got super drunk, whipped out a nip and dipped it! Imagine how many people yelled "show us your nipple" that night!

10:50 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

SMLuke--hey, a couple more drinks and you guys would have let me film you making out! LOL

Dreamy--Yep, she's quite a card!

Shirley--Oh DAMN! I bet that is how it is supposed to be cleaned. SHIT. That's what I get for not reading the directions!

Chocolate nips? You are SO coming to the next party!

5:52 AM  
Blogger Belinda said...

My spouse also objects to his picture on my blog. I can't imagine why. It seems like the sort of thing they'd be proud to be associated with, no?

2:58 AM  

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