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Monday, May 22, 2006

After party notes

People loved the chocolate fountain we had. We had all kinds of stuff you could dip into it: cookies, marshmallows, strawberries, pound cake, pretzels...

The bad thing about the chocolate fountain, it turns out, is that it is an absolute bitch to clean. I would rather clean the turkey fryer every day for two weeks than clean the chocolate fountain once. It's an ordeal.

Luckily, the job became much easier once I threw it in the garbage in disgust.
People have asked why I posted no pictures of Mrs. Fab. Good question. She would prefer I don't, and out of respect for her I abide by her request.

Personally, I think there are outstanding warrants out on her that I don't know about, and that's why she doesn't want her photo out there.
People also asked about the stuffed animal room. I have some pictures of it I took a while back, and I meant to post them, but I guess it slipped my mind. I will try to do a post on it this week. It's really quite...astounding.

Karaoke safety tip: If you post a picture of your nipple the day before a party, your spouse will shout out during almost every one of your songs "Show us your nipple!"

It can be quite distracting.

25 Comments:

Blogger Lorraine said...

I don't even know why you bothered trying to clean it...It served its purpose, you put it out. Had a ball didn't you ?
how many parts did you show?

5:21 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Personally I would have recruited Wendy to dip things in the chocolate fountain. Oooh I'm so naughty. ;)

6:04 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

Have always looked at choc fountains and wondered "who would buy that thing?". You have answered my question. Merci monsieur fabu! I learn something new here everyday. I personaly enjoy screaming "show us your nip!" at my husband periodically for no reason...

6:57 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--I am proud to say I showed no parts, although I did flash my tan line a few times :)

Suze--I will be happy to see what I can arrange. Anything for you! LOL

Kattbanjo--That is SO weird. I scream that at your husband as well...

7:05 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

Seeing your nipple is rather distracting.

7:48 AM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

LOL! That is exactly what I would have done! Tossed it in the garbage, without thinking twice!

Although the chocolate fountain is an excellent idea for a party! I'll remember that for my next one.

So how many times did you have to "show the nip?" Hehehehe....good for Mrs. Fab! I'm sure you got you extra applause as well.

3T

9:22 AM  
Blogger Ginnie said...

The chocolate fountain IS an excellent idea for a party! And it would be especially hard to clean if you can't have any of it (which I assume you can't?)!

9:29 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

That party looked like so much fun. I would have done a lot of karaoke and taken part in the licking of the chocolate fountain. I just would have. FUN!

9:31 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

The chocolate fountain--I would have laid my head down by it and just stuck my tongue out. For hours. I love chocolate that much. Did you have spoonfuls of peanut butter to dip in it? Life would have been complete. I actually had to give up peanut butter a couple months ago. I haven't touched the stuff since. That's right, I am a recovering peanut butter addict. Curiously enough, that is when I started losing weight. Hmmm...

10:28 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lori--There is more where that came from LOL

3T--As a matter of fact, I did not even show it once :)

Ginnie--Yep, no chocolate for me :(

Amber--You and the boot would have loved it!

Shelli--Oh, man, peanut butter! Why didn't we think of that!

10:51 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Wow! Your party looks and sounds like it was AWESOME!!!! Hate I missed it! I will NOT miss the next one! So start planning now! ;-)

11:04 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Pissy--You DEFINITELY need to come to the next one!

12:52 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

You should have licked it clean (or HAVE it licked clean) to begin with...

1:57 PM  
Blogger Karl said...

Yeah, I with ya, man. Toss that sucker right in the trash. I can't eat chocolate, either. Well, I'm not supposed to, anyway.

3:01 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

wow. I am canadian you know


im glad mrs fab distracted you with your own nipple... how evil of her! im so proud and you soooo deserved it for this last post!

4:09 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dutchy--We're talking about the chocolate fountain, right? :)

Karl--Absolutely! God bless the disposable society in which we live!

Bluepaintred--Personally, I think Canadians rock!

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Tricia said...

I would have licked the chocolate fountain clean. Mmmmm hey ... chocolate melts, how hard could it have been to clean with hot water anyway?

A friend of ours has a stuffed animal room too and it's just packed!

How about a picture of Mrs. Fab in disguise?

5:03 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

She only wanted to see the famous one? Did the other nipple not measure up?

5:26 PM  
Blogger peebugg said...

I like the disposable thought.....

Did you show you nipple each time is was requested????

5:46 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Tricia--That's a good idea...maybe some groucho glasses...

Erin--The right nipple is dominant :)

Peebugg--I kept it under wraps. Nothing is free, you know!

7:44 PM  
Anonymous smluke said...

You THREW AWAY the chocolate fountain? Jesus, you probably could have gotten me and Wendy in a tizzy for it! I'm sure it would have been an entertaining fight :-)

9:56 PM  
Blogger Dreamwalker said...

OK, I no longer want a choclate fountain, I hate wasting time on difficult-to-clean things.

Heh..good distracting technique by MrsFab!

10:21 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

My friend has a fondue fountain. To clean, you just have to turn it on for a while to melt the chocolate and run oil through, and then water to rinse it out.

The same friend once had a party where I got super drunk, whipped out a nip and dipped it! Imagine how many people yelled "show us your nipple" that night!

10:50 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

SMLuke--hey, a couple more drinks and you guys would have let me film you making out! LOL

Dreamy--Yep, she's quite a card!

Shirley--Oh DAMN! I bet that is how it is supposed to be cleaned. SHIT. That's what I get for not reading the directions!

Chocolate nips? You are SO coming to the next party!

5:52 AM  
Blogger Belinda said...

My spouse also objects to his picture on my blog. I can't imagine why. It seems like the sort of thing they'd be proud to be associated with, no?

2:58 AM  

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