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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Breaking News!

It seems that when I get an erection, my penis gets bigger.

Film at eleven?

You wish.


Anonymous Tricia said...

Oh you poor guy. You didn't just figure that out did you? :)

But does it shrink when it's COLD?

5:47 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

At 11:00 am or 11:00 pm?

6:21 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

Wow freaky. The exact same thing happens to me. Perhaps it is contageous. Oh, fuck! It must be the dreaded bird flu.

7:10 AM  
Blogger Sherry said...

If that is 11:00 there, then it would be 10CST here... Whew, glad I figured that out before I missed all the excitment!!

7:12 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I've seen the movie ;)

7:42 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

yes, I do wish...:)
I think that they would show it, too, cuz it is sweeps week...

7:56 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Can we see it?

Happy HNT sweetie ;)

8:17 AM  
Blogger thru my eyes said...

Oh come on, it's HNT, let us see. Please.

8:38 AM  
Blogger Pud said...


8:38 AM  
Blogger Gary J. Wood said...

No way! Mine, too!

8:41 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

So, tell me...did they have to use the wide angle lens on the camera???

Hmmm? ;)

8:48 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Do I need to drop my pants for this must see movie? hehe ;)

9:30 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Tricia--Like a frightened turtle!

Lori--Check your local listings!

Ben-But I haven't had sex with a bird in weeks.

I'll always love that cockatoo...

Sherry--Plus next week we'll be in the same time zone. It will be easier to keep track...

Lorraine--Oh that's right, I forgot I sent you a video...

Sandi--Careful what you wish for...

Suze--I'll show you mine if you show me yours...

Thru My Eyes--Beg me :)

Pud--You won't say that when you see it...


Stacy--More like a microscope!

9:31 AM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

hahahaha..... better that than shrinkage always!! ;)

OMG, Ben's a riot.... is it the bird flu?!?!??! hahaha.

10:14 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

SUCH a tease!!!!

10:14 AM  
Blogger Detroiter said...

Bigger, huh? Does Mrs. Fab think so, too?

10:40 AM  
Blogger T. said...

hhhhmmmm. It seems your blog has gone in an entirely different direction since I was here last. What the hell did I miss?

10:43 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

You might want to get some help for that.

10:52 AM  
Blogger D said...

I. Don't know.




11:04 AM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

DOH! You missed Biology 101?

11:16 AM  
Blogger A Bottle Of Red said...

Well atleast thats better then jumping in a pool and having it shrink?

11:43 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

i will take fourteen tickets to this movie///// clothing optional?

12:39 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Yeah thanks Fab. That is just the kinda stuff a frustrated mid-30's divorcee wants to hear... wooheee...

1:12 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

AMAZING... I had no idea it worked that way.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

OMG bigger??? whats UP with that?? hehe

now...PICS. PICS..PICS!! lmao

(It's so funny that the word verification on this comment post is "gaynify"!!)

1:43 PM  
Blogger Pandora said...

Isn't wonderful what a swedish penis enlarger can do.. :-)

2:50 PM  
Blogger Billy said...

Ya know, there just may be a market for this old video after all.

5:11 PM  
Blogger kari said...

Well hello!!?? At least it doesn't get smaller.

5:31 PM  
Blogger Big Ben said...

For some people (like myself) my cock is so big, that when I get an erection it does get bigger but it is not statistically significant. As one mile would be insignificant when talking about the distance from the earth to the sun.

5:59 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Rebecca--Yes, Ben is quite a card!

Pissy--I'm really just a shy fellow!

Detroiter--No complaints that I am aware of...

T--I have episodes where I work kinda blue...I am a pervert by trade :)

Lynda--OMG I just came!

Dene--Yes you do, but thank you for not saying it!

MP--I was a very poor student in science (true story)

Jaws--That's why I stay out of the water!


Dutchb itch--Too bad you're "across the pond"

Supcomtabz--I have illustrations, if that would help!

Chelle--No problem! After all your HNT pics, I feel I OWE you!

FCL--Best 35 dollars I ever spent!

Billy--I TOLD you!

Kari--It COULDN'T get any smaller!

Big Ben--Take me, you wicked savage!

7:41 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

What's with the hidden audio posts about your weiner? Huh? You holding out on us? (They showed up on Bloglines but were missing when I came over here)

The '30% smaller' part cracked me up, by the way. Thanks for ALL the imagery...

7:43 PM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

Perhaps you have an allergy?

7:55 PM  
Blogger WriteWingNut said...

11 inches did you say?

9:09 PM  
Blogger Brianne said...

Oh my god. You ow me a new keyboard, because I just spit my mountain dew EVERYWHERE!

I need disclaimers before I read your stuff LOL

9:31 PM  
Anonymous Cav said...

I'm speechless?

10:18 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

This post is worthless without a photo. we need before and after to prove it.

10:35 PM  
Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

If you're just figuring this out, you MUST be really small, as you've already told us on many occasions, lol.

10:48 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

"But I haven't had sex with a bird in weeks."

But I have. Sorry about that. Should have told you before... you know.

12:19 AM  
Blogger Some Girl said...

What time is it?!!? Did I miss it??!!

12:26 AM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

Better bigger than smaller.

*crosses arms* You tease. Hmph!

12:38 AM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...


1:36 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Erin--I actually did the audiopost on Thursday, but wanted to post it on Friday, but then it didn't show up, so I did it again, and THAT didn't show up. They finally showed up last night (stupid Blogger) and when I saw them I converted them to drafts so i could delete one and save the other for today. :)

Leave--Hmm..perhaps I do...

WWN--I wish. I wouldn't have to work anymore...

Brianne--Sue me :)

Fantastigirl--Embracing your inner perv, I see LOL

Cav--First time!

Blair Bitch--I never pay much attention to it LOL

Ben--I still love you, regardless

Some Girl--It's easy to miss LOL

Gunn Girl--The difference is negligible :)

Anne--I KNEW it!

5:45 AM  
Blogger Jetting Through Life said...

You are funny as hell!!


10:28 PM  

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