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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Danger, Canada! Warning! Warning!

Our co-worker Bradon (the metrosexual) is on his way to Canada today. He will be landing in Ottawa. I guess he is up there to map out this year's Five Points of Life Ride.

This guy is not your friend. If you see him, you must take him down. He will drink all your Molsen, eat all your backbacon, and he will impregnate your lovely innocent Canadian lasses.

All whole making disparaging remarks about your lovely country and it's fine and magnificent people.

He'll be the guy wearing the pink shirt and the smirk. And he'll have half a tube of gel in his hair.

I stand tall with my proud Canadian brothers and sisters.

Swarm, swarm!

45 Comments:

Blogger DutchBitch said...

Glad he is not coming to The Netherlands... [sigh of relief]

5:00 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

My ass hurts just thinking about it. Ooohps did I just say too much. :D

5:56 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dutchy--No worries. At least not yet!

Suze--If your ass hurts, I think you're doing it wrong!

6:37 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Wow! It sounds like you get along with your coworkers sooo well.

8:08 AM  
Blogger Gary J. Wood said...

Sounds like he'll do well in Ottawa. They deserve each other.

8:12 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

That's a whole lotta biking.

8:18 AM  
Blogger Jozee said...

Pink's the new blue!

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Luin said...

Well, I live about an hour away from Canada, so if for any reason he comes to my area (big touristy place) I'll be sure to take him out with a flying kick to the head.

8:57 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Is he coming through Wisconsin?

9:38 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Canada is awfully close to where I live, should I be frightened?

9:47 AM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

Let me guess, you want his job?

10:21 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Thank goodness he is not coming to MS. haahaa!!

10:23 AM  
Blogger Mimi said...

Well I guess there is one good thing then about me being stuck here in CT.

10:24 AM  
Blogger Mimi said...

Oh yeah, I would be all up for a duet but I don't know how! LOL

10:25 AM  
Anonymous b said...

I have a co-worker leaving for Canada tomorrow.... interesting....

10:32 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Glad he's not coming to Western Canada then cause if he spells Molson the way you do he'd die a slow and painful death! :)

Who's the whore now, huh?? :)

10:33 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

LOL you are so sweet for warning Canada of his arrival....lol Not to worry though....Canadians can kick some pretty good ass....LOL ;)

10:33 AM  
Anonymous Lurch said...

I think you find the colour of the shirt is "salmon" not pink... thats very important

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Sodapop said...

I would drink all their Molson Ice.

11:01 AM  
Blogger Mindless Dribbler said...

Let's send him to Iraq next? :)

11:06 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Thanks for the advance warning Mr. Fabulous...he's a mere 20 minutes away. I'm outta here!
wtf is my suitcase!!!!!

11:16 AM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

I'm with Gary--between the salmon shirt, the smirk and the ton of lube in his hair, he'll fit right in in Ottawa. All he has to do is learn a little French and he's blend right in in Montreal.

Course, he'd have to lose the salmon shirt and the lube unless he wanted an ass-raping in Alberta...they don't like them butt bandits in Alberta.

12:07 PM  
Blogger michele said...

We have thousands like him
in california and ryan seacrest
leads the pack.

12:44 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

ohhh ill be on the lookout for him!

1:51 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

ohhh ill be on the lookout for him!... got mah whacking stick ready! i want that shirt for my hubby!!!

1:53 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

stooooopid post a comment thingamajig! cut my comment in half will ya!

1:53 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Pud--We kid because we love!

Gary--Ooh, not an Ottawa fan, eh?

Pixie--Amen! I don't know if I could drive a car that far...

Jozee--Sweet! That's good to know!

Luin--Maybe we should station you at the border, just in case...

Mike--I don't think so. He's lactose intolerant :)

Shelli--Be afraid. Be very afraid!

Leave--No way!

Beady--He wouldn't last 20 minutes in Mississippi! LOL

Mimi--I think the ride will go through CT, though....

B--Hmmm...coincidence? I think not!

Tracy--Wow, you guys take your beer seriously! Oh, BTW--YOU are LOL

Chelle--Really? Not according to the footage I've seen...

Lurch--I stand corrected!

Soda Pop--It IS tasty, isn't it?

MD--Not a bad idea at all...

Lorraine--Get out while you can! And while you're at it, the calls are coming from INSIDE the house!!!

Anne--Why is everyone so down on ass-raping?

Michele--Perfect comparison!

Bluepaintred--You are a complicated woman! LOL

2:23 PM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

I know one Canadian, I actually wished she'd go back.

3:03 PM  
Blogger kari said...

Ah...he sounds like a pirate!

3:05 PM  
Blogger snackiepoo said...

Karl sent me to say hi so I am saying hi. Apparently I am his sheep of the day.

I do love your header - makes me want a mai tai and a lawn chair ;)

4:29 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Glad I'm not in Canada, or I'd be locking away my daughter until he left!

4:57 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Gunngirl--I am sensing rage...

Kari--You know, he might be...

Snackipoo--That Karl, whatta guy! Thanks for stopping by :)

ABB--It might not be a bad idea, just in case :)

5:55 PM  
Blogger Big Ben said...

I'll be on the look out. Just in case I will beat up every male wearing a pink shirt.

I drink LaBatts by the way so he can have the Molson.

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Tricia said...

Oh NO!!! He's going to be in my home town? Whew! Guess I'm glad I don't live there anymore, eh?

9:26 PM  
Blogger Dreamwalker said...

Hmmm, I rather wish he was coming this way..the island needs livening up :)

9:57 PM  
Anonymous smluke said...

Metrosexual? Hey, he's not the one talking about brown nipples from a TANNING bed!

11:43 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Mr. Fab = Battle Whore!

11:49 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Have you seen the Canadian National Husband Daycare video? No? Well, do let me share!

http://joe-ks.com/MultiMedia/HusbandDayCare.htm

Enjoy! Hee! (Mrs. Fabulous -- you can thank me later!)

1:16 AM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

Hope he will meet our Prime....And I'm not talking about ribs!

1:36 AM  
Blogger Ms. M said...

Why Ottowa?

Why pink?

Hair gel?

Sounds like he's a reject from the 80's.

Maybe he'll get lost in Ottowa, never to return! Or perhaps they'll decide that he's finger food and eat his metro-sexual ass.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

4:37 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Big Ben--That is the kind of attention to detail that makes us admire you!

Tricia--Big sigh of relief!

Dreamy--Wait till *I* get there. I'll liven things up!

SMLUKE--You're fired :)

Tracy--LOL

Jessica--That's not helpful LMAO

MP--He might, you can never tell!

Ms. M--I try not to ask too many questions, but thanks for your support LOL

5:09 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

I've called all my friends in the Ottawa region to want them!

6:45 AM  
Blogger Penguin said...

does gel even come in tubes anymore? isn't it just bottles?

6:08 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...

Is back bacon like back fat?

7:58 PM  
Blogger suze said...

i live in Ottawa. I'll keep an eye out and be sure to run the other way if I spot him ;)

12:47 PM  

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