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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

With apologies to the six people who indicated a preference in the recent poll for me not to do any more of these...

I thought I would get warmed up for my singing post by doing a reading of Do Ya Think I'm Sexy.

It's not a dramatic reading as much as it is a...smarmy reading. Yeah, that's about right. I was going for smug and smarmy. It's another voice I don't recognize.

Please do not throw tomatoes. Because, you know, you would only be throwing them at your own computer screen. And sometimes those seeds get stuck deep in the keyboard.

this is an audio post - click to play


Blogger Lorraine said...

won't can't speak that song you gotta sing it! have no fear, any rendition is better than the original :)

4:14 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Still won't work? Maybe you have a Canadian computer? I recorded it in American :)

4:41 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

The speaker works Mr. Fab, but you talking it won't work, this has to be sung. So sing, sing out loud, sing out strong! Just sing!

6:16 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

I want to hear an audio of you doing "mooooood nippppples" battle cry. I want it for my cell ring tone

7:00 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Sing it loud, sing it proud!!

8:17 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--You first :)

Kattbanjo--OK, I'll do it :)

Pud--No one wants that LOL

8:48 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Mr Fab, I have to admit this is hotter than Rod's original recording.

Have you considered an album? ;)

9:01 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Rod has NOTHING on the Fab man! ;)

9:14 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

I was kinda hot to me......hehehe Now...sing it!! ;)

9:52 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

ummmmm yes, I think you're sexy.
but I'm afraid of mrs. only in a big brother, gosh he's cute, kind of way...


10:21 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

I definitely agree with all. You have to SING IT! Or is it just a Canadian thing?? We can call you Frod (or fraud??) Stewart. Hehe. ;-)

10:31 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Sing it ,sing it ,sing it!

1:03 PM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

Hmmm. I missed the poll but love all your posts, daaahhhling. ;)

1:47 PM  
Blogger D said...

Well oh my. I'm gone for a week and what the hell happened around here? Sadly I am at work and do not want to scare my co-workers because they already think I'm a little strange with all the giggling that goes on in here, behind closed doors, alone, with the lights off....

1:49 PM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

reaching out to touch ya cause I think ya are sexxxy!!!

2:04 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Okay, I AM disappointed in you for lettting your voters down, BUT, I have to say that was a much less creepy reading than the others!

This one had more of a game-show host feel to it. :)

2:42 PM  
Blogger Detroiter said...

Great. That used to be a favorite song of mine. I fondly remember putting Rod into my 8-track and dancing in my undies, pretending I was sexy at age 8. Those were the days.

2:48 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Suze--If I do, I'll send you an autographed copy!

Stacy--You'll make me blush!

Chelle--I looked for the music, but couldn't find it...

Pup--I can live with that :)

CS and Michele--Ok, damn it, I'll sing it!

Rebecca--Thank you dahhhling!

D--Oh, I can only imagine!

Beady--Ooh, thanks :)

ABB--I'm not letting them down! I'm gonna sing, I swear!

Detroiter--LOL Are you saying I ruined it for you? :)

7:02 PM  
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10:19 PM  
Blogger Ocean said...

Maybe I'll get this typed out. That was aweful lol I'm sorry. Can't stop laughing here. Not sure I can make it though the singing version. But I wouldn't miss it for the world. As I wipe more tears of laughter. Your too much :)

10:21 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

AH, HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Keep 'em comin! Congrats on being a Landlord! Just don't become a "slumlord..." Oh, the horror stories I've heard...

10:44 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

You are definitely deranged. It is a good thing that I luv you that way.

1:52 AM  
Blogger Kentucky Girl said...'re a weird duck.

3:29 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...


Ocean--Too much, or just enough? :)

Lady K--I am trying to be a good landlord...

Shelli--Good, because I think I am beyond help...

Kentucky Girl--Quack!

3:58 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

yeah 'moooooood nippppples' to the music of 'Moooooonnnnn Riverrrrrr.....Love that song. Ahhh forget it, it'll be ruined forever...I didn't say anything, this message is BLANK

6:14 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

All I could think of were the words in the chorus. Listening to this made me laugh so hard—nice lyrics. "I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee. That's ok, we'll catch the early show." (or something like that). That's hilarious. I love the readings.

11:34 AM  
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