Don't blame me, YOU asked for it...
I couldn't sing I'm Too Sexy the way it's written because it's a ridiculous song. And I couldn't come up with a workable parody of it, probably because the song borders on parody as it is.
So, I decided to do it as a dramatic reading.
I did it twice. This is the lesser of the two efforts. Blogger garbled up the first one.
Clearly I am suffering from some sort of mental illness.
Hold me?
Mr. Fabulous cranked this out at 5:59 AM 
47 Comments:
Yea baby now that is the stuff sexiness is made of.
That was awesome. Now do the same thing for I Touch Myself by the Divinals.
Lori--Glad you liked it :)
Cleave--You always want more, don't you? LOL
I loved it "Right Said Fab" LMAO. Your brought cheer to an otherwise wet dark British day. :)
Was that you or George Michael?
I couldn't tell.
bwahahaha! that WAS too sexy:)
Oh my word! That was just...um there are no words. Laughing here.
Suze--Aren't ALL British days like that? :)
Marty--I am sworn to secrecy...
Sandi--If by "sexy" you mean "disturbing", then I would agree!
Shelli--It pleases me that you can find amusement in my mental illness :)
LMAO!
Nice! *LMAO!*
that was a bit disturbing
LOL!! Awesome!
with the day I am having that really made my day... But i argee with cleavage, I wanna here I touch myself...
Yep you are to sexy for this song. That was awesome!
You, sir, are a battle whore!
I think "You Make Me High" by Toni Braxton would also make a good next song...
But really, this performance was the least of the two you recorded. Amazing! The world has gained a wonderful performer... I bow for you!
Nice, very nice! It stsarted out slow, but you really worked into a fine dramatic presentation. There was somethihg almost Kirk-Douglas-y about the "Yeah, On the catwalk" bits.
you are to funny.
Loved it.
ROTFL
That was great! I was really laughing out loud! You are fabulous Mr Fab!
Your version is soooo much better than the original. hehe
I don't have speakers at work.....so I will have to listen to it tonight...
but.......what is the purpose of one nipple ring????
Uh.. thank you Mr. Shatner....
You're too sexy for this blog! lol
Now I'm all hot and bothered.....hehe
I think I will listen to this when I get home so D and I can truly share this moment.
You poor little man...
Sudiegirl
Very funny,how about doing
"it's your thing" by the
isley brothers
Yeah, you are too sexy.
You're too sexy for this blog.
Ummm... yeah.
About that...
Well...
Have a great day Fab!
[sneaks out]
lmao I love it!
Cindy and Pud-- :)
Nobody--Just a tad, eh?
Tracy--You are too kind LOL
FCL--OK, maybe I will do that next
Beady--You say the sweetest things!
Tracy--Takes one to know one! LOL
DutchBitch--I've never had a wooden shoe wearing groupie before :)
Anne--Little known fact: I actually channeled Kirk during that reading...
Bozette and Jin--Thank you, ladies!
Mimi--You inspire me, my friend!
Kristenaq--Thanks, and thanks for dropping by!
Peebugg--Good point!
Tabz--LOL I was waiting for that one!
Chelle--Hubba hubba! :)
Sudiegirl--I know...I need to be tested...
Michele--I can't recall that one just now..
Gunngirl--Thanks buddy! LOL
KB--Hey, where did halo girl go? (looks around)
B--LOL thanks!
Lol. That cracked me up severely! Good stuff.
Holy fuck me outright.
I think I peed.
CP.
that was great! LMAO!
Yes I do, I'm a woman. Now give me more dammit.
VaVa--LMAO Glad you liked it!
CP--Oh, anything would sound good to you after you got out of the slammer!
SomeGirl--Thanks! :)
Leave--OK, I'll do it!
OMG that was so completely Fab!! You are a superstar!! I agree..I wanna hear more!! You are definitely The Mary...we are not worthy!!!
Battle whore! :)
If only every man could speak 'tush' the way you do...hubba hubba! Keep those yum-yums coming.
Marvellous enunciation with just the right level of breathiness and passion.
Overall an impressive perfomance: A+
Ooh, I hope you're doing a rendition at your fancy shmancy karaoke party!
I hear vitamins and exercising does wonders.
Gawd. My eyessss! Thanks a hellalot, jerkface. lol
Oh Yeah, You're too sexy for this post, too sxy by far ;)
Retro Girl--So....it is good to be The Mary?
Tracy-Back atcha LOL
Detroiter--Tushhhhhhhhhh...
Dreamy--Wow! Thanks judge!
Shirley--Come on down and we can do a duet!
CadenceMichelle--That's a dirty like LOL
Kentucky Girl--You say the sweetest things! LOL
Lorraine--Actually, I think I'm just sexy enough...
That was just so...dramatic...and yeah....dramatic. The way you hesitated just a moment before saying Tush...brilliant! Bravo!
hehehe...hilarious
*dumb struck*
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