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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Don't blame me, YOU asked for it...


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I couldn't sing I'm Too Sexy the way it's written because it's a ridiculous song. And I couldn't come up with a workable parody of it, probably because the song borders on parody as it is.

So, I decided to do it as a dramatic reading.

I did it twice. This is the lesser of the two efforts. Blogger garbled up the first one.

Clearly I am suffering from some sort of mental illness.

Hold me?

47 Comments:

Blogger Lori said...

Yea baby now that is the stuff sexiness is made of.

6:48 AM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

That was awesome. Now do the same thing for I Touch Myself by the Divinals.

7:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lori--Glad you liked it :)

Cleave--You always want more, don't you? LOL

7:06 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

I loved it "Right Said Fab" LMAO. Your brought cheer to an otherwise wet dark British day. :)

8:12 AM  
Blogger marty said...

Was that you or George Michael?
I couldn't tell.

8:16 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

bwahahaha! that WAS too sexy:)

8:21 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Oh my word! That was just...um there are no words. Laughing here.

8:31 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Suze--Aren't ALL British days like that? :)

Marty--I am sworn to secrecy...

Sandi--If by "sexy" you mean "disturbing", then I would agree!

Shelli--It pleases me that you can find amusement in my mental illness :)

8:52 AM  
Anonymous Cindy said...

LMAO!

9:08 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Nice! *LMAO!*

9:23 AM  
Blogger Nobody said...

that was a bit disturbing

9:40 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

LOL!! Awesome!

10:34 AM  
Blogger Pandora said...

with the day I am having that really made my day... But i argee with cleavage, I wanna here I touch myself...

11:03 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Yep you are to sexy for this song. That was awesome!

11:06 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

You, sir, are a battle whore!

11:20 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

I think "You Make Me High" by Toni Braxton would also make a good next song...

But really, this performance was the least of the two you recorded. Amazing! The world has gained a wonderful performer... I bow for you!

11:27 AM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

Nice, very nice! It stsarted out slow, but you really worked into a fine dramatic presentation. There was somethihg almost Kirk-Douglas-y about the "Yeah, On the catwalk" bits.

11:28 AM  
Blogger bozette said...

you are to funny.
Loved it.

12:28 PM  
Blogger JIN said...

ROTFL

1:17 PM  
Blogger Mimi said...

That was great! I was really laughing out loud! You are fabulous Mr Fab!

1:20 PM  
Anonymous kristinaQ said...

Your version is soooo much better than the original. hehe

1:23 PM  
Blogger peebugg said...

I don't have speakers at work.....so I will have to listen to it tonight...

but.......what is the purpose of one nipple ring????

1:55 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

Uh.. thank you Mr. Shatner....

2:09 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

You're too sexy for this blog! lol

Now I'm all hot and bothered.....hehe

2:15 PM  
Blogger Sudiegirl said...

I think I will listen to this when I get home so D and I can truly share this moment.

You poor little man...

Sudiegirl

4:28 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Very funny,how about doing
"it's your thing" by the
isley brothers

4:34 PM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

Yeah, you are too sexy.

You're too sexy for this blog.

4:58 PM  
Blogger KB said...

Ummm... yeah.

About that...

Well...

Have a great day Fab!

[sneaks out]

6:11 PM  
Anonymous B said...

lmao I love it!

6:24 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Cindy and Pud-- :)

Nobody--Just a tad, eh?

Tracy--You are too kind LOL

FCL--OK, maybe I will do that next

Beady--You say the sweetest things!

Tracy--Takes one to know one! LOL

DutchBitch--I've never had a wooden shoe wearing groupie before :)

Anne--Little known fact: I actually channeled Kirk during that reading...

Bozette and Jin--Thank you, ladies!

Mimi--You inspire me, my friend!

Kristenaq--Thanks, and thanks for dropping by!

Peebugg--Good point!

Tabz--LOL I was waiting for that one!

Chelle--Hubba hubba! :)

Sudiegirl--I know...I need to be tested...

Michele--I can't recall that one just now..

Gunngirl--Thanks buddy! LOL

KB--Hey, where did halo girl go? (looks around)

B--LOL thanks!

7:02 PM  
Blogger Va Va Voom said...

Lol. That cracked me up severely! Good stuff.

8:12 PM  
Blogger CP said...

Holy fuck me outright.

I think I peed.

CP.

8:24 PM  
Blogger Some Girl said...

that was great! LMAO!

9:18 PM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

Yes I do, I'm a woman. Now give me more dammit.

9:31 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

VaVa--LMAO Glad you liked it!

CP--Oh, anything would sound good to you after you got out of the slammer!

SomeGirl--Thanks! :)

Leave--OK, I'll do it!

9:37 PM  
Blogger Retro Girl said...

OMG that was so completely Fab!! You are a superstar!! I agree..I wanna hear more!! You are definitely The Mary...we are not worthy!!!

9:55 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Battle whore! :)

10:19 PM  
Blogger Detroiter said...

If only every man could speak 'tush' the way you do...hubba hubba! Keep those yum-yums coming.

11:45 PM  
Blogger Dreamwalker said...

Marvellous enunciation with just the right level of breathiness and passion.

Overall an impressive perfomance: A+

11:48 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

Ooh, I hope you're doing a rendition at your fancy shmancy karaoke party!

11:52 PM  
Blogger c.m.p. said...

I hear vitamins and exercising does wonders.

2:17 AM  
Anonymous Kentucky Girl said...

Gawd. My eyessss! Thanks a hellalot, jerkface. lol

3:47 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Oh Yeah, You're too sexy for this post, too sxy by far ;)

4:50 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Retro Girl--So....it is good to be The Mary?

Tracy-Back atcha LOL

Detroiter--Tushhhhhhhhhh...

Dreamy--Wow! Thanks judge!

Shirley--Come on down and we can do a duet!

CadenceMichelle--That's a dirty like LOL

Kentucky Girl--You say the sweetest things! LOL

Lorraine--Actually, I think I'm just sexy enough...

5:19 AM  
Blogger Itchy said...

That was just so...dramatic...and yeah....dramatic. The way you hesitated just a moment before saying Tush...brilliant! Bravo!

7:13 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

hehehe...hilarious

8:16 AM  
Blogger Alex said...

*dumb struck*

2:06 PM  

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