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Friday, May 05, 2006

A few words about my...unit

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34 Comments:

Blogger Lorraine said...

Of all morning for my speakers not to work!
I BITCH

6:14 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

They work now ;)
THERE is NOTHING sexier than a man who works with his shortcomings. You Rock Mr. Fabulous!

6:29 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

Perky?!?!

6:32 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--As do you! Well, for a Canadian :)

Lori--Damn straight! LOL

6:37 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Your penis has a good personality?? LOL

7:49 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Oh great...now I'll have that mental image of penises (or would that be peni???) in my head for the rest of the day!

Happy Friday! :)

8:15 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

Yes, Mr. Fab, if you've seen one, you've pretty much seen them all. Penises (or peni) and balls—not the prettiest creatures in the world.

I mean, they're no lemurs.

8:23 AM  
Anonymous Jennifer said...

There is NOT any pasta nor sauce on my walls!! Mr. Fab has never even entered my apartment!

8:45 AM  
Blogger Pandora said...

it's not the size of the boat it is the motion of the ocean.

9:19 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

LOL!!

Thanks for being such a great roomie!

10:44 AM  
Blogger Nobody said...

A picture of your johnson is certainly an image I don't wish to see.

11:42 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

cant listen ... kids are in teh room
i
will
be
BACK!

12:15 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

You just HAD to entice us even more with your sexy voice didn't you!!!

Meet me halfway across "the pond"?

12:57 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

That's why you have Photoshop. LOL.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

Ah HA! I found it before everyone else did. YAY ME!!!

3:25 PM  
Blogger Detroiter said...

Mr. Fab, I have to disagree about them all being the same...the first penis I saw (in a gay magazine I accidently swiped from the neighbors) was like 18 inches at least. And a guy I once dated had one the same size as my thumb.

Oh, and don't forget the crooked ones, the veiny ones, and the two-toned ones.

Uh, this is starting to sound un-Catholic of me.

4:26 PM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

I think the plural is actually penes, but peni is ever so much more fun to say, don'tcha think?

At least not all of your personality is in your pants.

4:31 PM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

30% smaller?

Holy crap!

You have a scab on your ass?

6:21 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Chelle--I like to think so! :)

Stacy--I think I know you well enough to know you've got thoughts of penises in your head all day anyway!

Pixie--Truer words were never spoken!

Jennifer--You. Are. Fired.

FCL--You are very wise, my friend!

Tracy--I enjoyed the stay!

Nobody--Liar.

Bluepaintred--LOL

Dutchbitch--When we "do it" will you leave your wooden shoes on? That turns me on!

Suze--And I do have it, but I haven't opened it yet. It's only been two months LOL

Erin--THERE you are!

Detroiter--A thumb, really? How long did that relationship last? :)

Blogarita--I THINK that was a compliment LOL

Attila--That one went over my head...

7:09 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

I could have sworn I posted on here that your review was ready now......

8:16 PM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

So, I'm not the only one having trouble getting my post-its to stick here.

8:22 PM  
Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

You have talked so much about your pecker lately, that I don't need to listen to your audiopost to know that you are deeply infactuated with it!

10:16 PM  
Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

Infatuated too, lol.

10:16 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

I'm sure you're being your own worst critic. I've had an Irishman before, and it was pretty decent sized! Perhaps he was one of the lucky ones! Never had a French guy, though. I don't think I could stand the stench.

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Luin said...

Just so you know...it is a little known secret that the Irish are more than impressive in that area.

There was a guest on Howard Stern a few years ago that confirmed it. A stripper. She said the largest penis she had ever seen belonged to an Irish guy.

Must be the french in you, dude.

11:22 PM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

"Attila--That one went over my head..."

Let's see...

You said in your little vocal vignette about everyone who is begging for a visual of your penis:

"Think about the last weiner you've seen and imagine it to be 30% smaller".

Well ok, I did.

If your Johnson is 30% smaller than the last "weiner" I've seen, well then, I'd have to say that all you're sporting is a scab on your ass.

;-)

12:49 AM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

I've never actually seen a weiner in person...except for the old guy whizzing against the fence when I was on the train, but I didn't get a good look.

And I don't really need to see one either, because it sets an unhealthy precedent. I'm not showing pictures of my beef curtains on the net.

1:37 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Doing "what"???

Sure babe, whatever turns you on...

5:40 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Supcomtabz--Thanks for not cutting me up too much in the review!

Blogarita--I like it when things get sticky...

Blair--You love it LOL

Lady K--Luckily, I am sweet smelling :)

Luin--Well, the secret is out now, I guess :)

Attila--OK, now I get it. I'm a little slow lately...

Anne--Well, I'm sure you'll see the whizzer again at some point...

dutch--By "do it" I mean read passages from the bible to each other, of course...

7:52 AM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

No, it was me. I was trying to type through all those margaritas! ;-)

9:52 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

My husband has Irish hertiage too. Should I take that into account?

Of course, he also has Italian hertiage. And I don't think I want to see your weiner on your blog. I couldn't read blogs at work anymore, because I would be fired.

You have a lovely voice, btw.

1:09 PM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

LOL! So, if you took a personality test, would you have to let your johnson be interviewed??

7:06 AM  
Blogger Ms. M said...

I think you're one crazy unit owner.

My BF's heritage is primarily Scottish. Not lengthy, not short though. Certainly GIRTHY. Just right or me!

11:30 AM  
Anonymous dreamwalker said...

Heh!! That was funny...a penis with personality! I love it.. adds hastily.. the idea, not...

1:18 AM  

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