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Friday, May 05, 2006

A few words about my...unit

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Blogger Lorraine said...

Of all morning for my speakers not to work!

6:14 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

They work now ;)
THERE is NOTHING sexier than a man who works with his shortcomings. You Rock Mr. Fabulous!

6:29 AM  
Blogger Lori said...


6:32 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--As do you! Well, for a Canadian :)

Lori--Damn straight! LOL

6:37 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Your penis has a good personality?? LOL

7:49 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Oh I'll have that mental image of penises (or would that be peni???) in my head for the rest of the day!

Happy Friday! :)

8:15 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

Yes, Mr. Fab, if you've seen one, you've pretty much seen them all. Penises (or peni) and balls—not the prettiest creatures in the world.

I mean, they're no lemurs.

8:23 AM  
Anonymous Jennifer said...

There is NOT any pasta nor sauce on my walls!! Mr. Fab has never even entered my apartment!

8:45 AM  
Blogger Pandora said...

it's not the size of the boat it is the motion of the ocean.

9:19 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...


Thanks for being such a great roomie!

10:44 AM  
Blogger Nobody said...

A picture of your johnson is certainly an image I don't wish to see.

11:42 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

cant listen ... kids are in teh room

12:15 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

You just HAD to entice us even more with your sexy voice didn't you!!!

Meet me halfway across "the pond"?

12:57 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

That's why you have Photoshop. LOL.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

Ah HA! I found it before everyone else did. YAY ME!!!

3:25 PM  
Blogger Detroiter said...

Mr. Fab, I have to disagree about them all being the same...the first penis I saw (in a gay magazine I accidently swiped from the neighbors) was like 18 inches at least. And a guy I once dated had one the same size as my thumb.

Oh, and don't forget the crooked ones, the veiny ones, and the two-toned ones.

Uh, this is starting to sound un-Catholic of me.

4:26 PM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

I think the plural is actually penes, but peni is ever so much more fun to say, don'tcha think?

At least not all of your personality is in your pants.

4:31 PM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

30% smaller?

Holy crap!

You have a scab on your ass?

6:21 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Chelle--I like to think so! :)

Stacy--I think I know you well enough to know you've got thoughts of penises in your head all day anyway!

Pixie--Truer words were never spoken!

Jennifer--You. Are. Fired.

FCL--You are very wise, my friend!

Tracy--I enjoyed the stay!



Dutchbitch--When we "do it" will you leave your wooden shoes on? That turns me on!

Suze--And I do have it, but I haven't opened it yet. It's only been two months LOL

Erin--THERE you are!

Detroiter--A thumb, really? How long did that relationship last? :)

Blogarita--I THINK that was a compliment LOL

Attila--That one went over my head...

7:09 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

I could have sworn I posted on here that your review was ready now......

8:16 PM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

So, I'm not the only one having trouble getting my post-its to stick here.

8:22 PM  
Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

You have talked so much about your pecker lately, that I don't need to listen to your audiopost to know that you are deeply infactuated with it!

10:16 PM  
Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

Infatuated too, lol.

10:16 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

I'm sure you're being your own worst critic. I've had an Irishman before, and it was pretty decent sized! Perhaps he was one of the lucky ones! Never had a French guy, though. I don't think I could stand the stench.

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Luin said...

Just so you is a little known secret that the Irish are more than impressive in that area.

There was a guest on Howard Stern a few years ago that confirmed it. A stripper. She said the largest penis she had ever seen belonged to an Irish guy.

Must be the french in you, dude.

11:22 PM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

"Attila--That one went over my head..."

Let's see...

You said in your little vocal vignette about everyone who is begging for a visual of your penis:

"Think about the last weiner you've seen and imagine it to be 30% smaller".

Well ok, I did.

If your Johnson is 30% smaller than the last "weiner" I've seen, well then, I'd have to say that all you're sporting is a scab on your ass.


12:49 AM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

I've never actually seen a weiner in person...except for the old guy whizzing against the fence when I was on the train, but I didn't get a good look.

And I don't really need to see one either, because it sets an unhealthy precedent. I'm not showing pictures of my beef curtains on the net.

1:37 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Doing "what"???

Sure babe, whatever turns you on...

5:40 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Supcomtabz--Thanks for not cutting me up too much in the review!

Blogarita--I like it when things get sticky...

Blair--You love it LOL

Lady K--Luckily, I am sweet smelling :)

Luin--Well, the secret is out now, I guess :)

Attila--OK, now I get it. I'm a little slow lately...

Anne--Well, I'm sure you'll see the whizzer again at some point...

dutch--By "do it" I mean read passages from the bible to each other, of course...

7:52 AM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

No, it was me. I was trying to type through all those margaritas! ;-)

9:52 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

My husband has Irish hertiage too. Should I take that into account?

Of course, he also has Italian hertiage. And I don't think I want to see your weiner on your blog. I couldn't read blogs at work anymore, because I would be fired.

You have a lovely voice, btw.

1:09 PM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

LOL! So, if you took a personality test, would you have to let your johnson be interviewed??

7:06 AM  
Blogger Ms. M said...

I think you're one crazy unit owner.

My BF's heritage is primarily Scottish. Not lengthy, not short though. Certainly GIRTHY. Just right or me!

11:30 AM  
Anonymous dreamwalker said...

Heh!! That was funny...a penis with personality! I love it.. adds hastily.. the idea, not...

1:18 AM  

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