My mind is a dangerous place. Make sure you wear a cup.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Meet my kid sister!

I bet y'all didn't know I had a kid sister did you? Just goes to show you don't know everything about me. I didn't want to tell you about her until she got out of jail. We are so thankful that the amount of coke she was busted with was just short of being enough to be charged with intent to distribute. I'm not upset at her for getting in trouble. Why? Because she is my sister. And because it was my coke.

You've probably seen her around in the comments section of this blog. She pops in quite often. Our family is close like that. She even has her own blog, Shelli's Sentiments. You ought to check it out. She is the sensitive, caring, nurturing one in the family. I'm the funny and charming one.

Since we're family, I have gone ahead and added her as a team member on Pointless Drivel. I think it might be a good idea to class the place up a bit. You will like her, trust me. She lives in Minnesota, but don't hold that against her. She loves cold weather and the Minnesota Vikings. You can go ahead and hold that against her if you want.

So you will see her around from time to time, as the mood strikes her. She will provide a nice balance to my highly specialized brand of insanity. Although I'll probably want to clean up my act a little. I don't want her ratting on me to mom like she used to do when I would put the dog in a dress and practice my ballroom dancing technique.

They put me in military school for that one. Thanks, sis.

We call her Lil' Fab around these parts. Don't you wish you had me for a brother?


Blogger Sandi said...

Minnesota? and you didn't tell me?
GEEEEZ, tell lil Fab to come on over to my blog for pete's sake.:)

and when you go to visit her.. I expect a visit from you and Mrs. Fab, ok?

11:12 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

Awwww. I bet you didn't even punch her that much growing up.

11:15 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

L'il Fab? Tee hee! Soon you guys will start a clothing line called "Fhab Fharm"! And then a music label called "Fabtista" or perhaps "TriFABta"! And then... well, if you're interested in more ideas, you'll really have to hire me.

11:23 PM  
Blogger marty said...

Is your sister a "little person?" She looks tiny in that pic.

11:28 PM  
Blogger Kayla said...

L'il Fab will definitely "class up" the place! hehe
Cute little kiddos, you are :)

11:40 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

You look so cute -what happened?

Welcome L'il Fab - and hey I think we are neighbors..or sorta, something like that.

11:49 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

LOL cant wait, anyone has to be more sane than you are! So whats her turn ons? Im guessing its squirrls, and thats why you are so paranoid about em!

2:15 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Coke is so baaaad for you, diet or otherwise! Like the L'il Fab already...soooo cute. What's that bruise on your hand? Did you hit her hand as she reached for your can of coke (knowing how bad it was for her, of course)

3:52 AM  
Blogger Chi said...

I just visited your sister a few moments ago & she invited me to visit you. *s*

I'm really glad I came by because I certainly enjoyed reading your blog very much.

3:58 AM  
Blogger mar said...

I know your kid sister's blog, came over to see the picture she mentioned and visit your blog. happy wednesday!

4:05 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Sandi--You didn't ask :)

Shell--No more than she deserved!

Shirely--I like your marketing plan. You're hired!

Marty--Yes, she is actually 8 inches tall.

Kayla--Hey, it's one thing when *I* say it LOL

Fantastagirl--Life happened, hon. Life Happened :)

Bluepaintred--That's so true! When I was sleeping she would put rabid squirrels in my bed. Very traumatic!

Lorraine--That's not a bruise, that's a stamp from the night before when I was out clubbing. I was a party animal from a very young age...

Chi--Well, thank you very much. I appreciate that!

Mar--Isn't she great? I'm very proud of her! Thanks for stopping by!

5:16 AM  
Blogger Noi Rocker said...

Yup you were soo cute..I wanna pinch your cheek. Coke is bad for you, you can actually use it to wash the toilet floor. Hope your coke wasnt from there..haha!

5:46 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

Awww! All is well in the world now that we have a female Fab in da house :)

6:09 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Ahhhh...this has now become a family blog.

7:04 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Wow! I didn't know they had color film way back when you were a kid.

7:19 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

military school?? Hey! i went to boarding school for seven years! suprised?? we have something in common!!!

7:49 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Well, it's nice to meet (kinda sorta) lil Fab......:)

7:54 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Awww....what cuties you are!!! ;)

8:20 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Noi--I am SO gonna try that!

Spidey--Yep all that testosterone of mine was throwing everything out of whack!

Pus--Yes indeedly!

Blogarita--Uh..I think we're about the same age, you and I, smartypants!

Katt--Now why does that not surprise me in the least? LOL

Chelle--You're gonna love her!

8:20 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Thank you everyone for the warm welcome. Thanks, Fab, for letting me into your little world. I love you, bro!

8:53 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

since Shelli and I have said we may have been seperated at birth....well you might be my brother.

In that case, you are no longer sexy to me. I've given up my fascination with your brute masculinity and my master plan to shag you.

so sorry bro.

The PUp

9:09 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Pup--You, me, Megan and Fab. We are a scary bunch!

9:25 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

So I guess this means we're related too.

I hate being the twin that was given up for adoption.

9:53 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

Et tu, Pup?

Where the hell is Dr. Phil when you need him?

9:54 AM  
Blogger LadyBugCrossing said...

Great picture!
I'm sure military school was an experience...

10:05 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

Funny and charming that is 2 of the things that make you so fabulous.

Nice to meet you L'il Fab.

Cute snapshot.

10:09 AM  
Blogger snowywoodz said...

I always wanted a little sister, but instead I got a little brother. I never seem to get what I want. Life can be cruel.

10:58 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Hi Lil Fab!
Dogs like to dance disco not ballroom. Maybe if you knew that then you would not of had to go to military school. :P
You can be my naughty step brother.

11:00 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Welcome on board Shelli. I guess I will have to moderate my comments now there is a new lady around. ;)

11:18 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Mr.Fab ballroom dancing with
a dog in a dress,i'd love to see
a picture of that.L'il Fab,
welcome to the madness.

11:33 AM  
Blogger D said...

Familial blog relations! I love it! My family reads my blog in secret. I should post more about lemurs and masturbating and maybe they would feel secure enough to come out of hiding.

11:35 AM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

cute pic! but BOO to cleaning up your act. I LIKE it dirty! ;)

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being your little sis would be interesting to say the least! Adorable pic!

12:41 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

Came here from Shelli's to see the kid pic! You both were (are?) adorable!

1:24 PM  
Blogger snowywoodz said...

Now fess up, Mr. Fab., I have the sneaking suspicion that's not REALLY your portrait.... if you ARE 44, seems like it should be in black and white - and those clothes look a LITTLE too closer to the times than the 60's. Call me jaded, call me cynical, call me suspicious, call me a jerk - I'll have to vote "no confidence" on this one. Although I have to admit, those kids are so damn cute.

2:19 PM  
Blogger Maidink said...

Lovely picture.

You have an odd look on your face, like you're saying, "This is my little sister, see?"

She looks like she's saying, "Is that a bottle I see over there? Drool ..."

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that picture of you, with your baby snaggleteeth, is priceless! loves it.

3:23 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

My husband is a HUGE Vikings fan. I mean HUGE. He owns about a million pieces of Viking logo clothes, has one of those "parking for Viking's fans only" signs hanging in the garage, a picture on our office wall of the stadium with "Vikings Welcome Rob...."

And there's another autographed photo of his all time favorite person, Fran Tarkenton (sp?) that I got him one Christmas.

I'm hoping to get one of Bud Grant for him this year.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Tenacious T said...

Aww - your sis sounds just as irresistalbe as you! Thanks for slaying her dragons.

4:50 PM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

Yeah, this place could use some class. Kidding!

Nice to see you holding her all protective like. Sweet

5:04 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Awwww.....a lil fab!

Hi to Lil Fab!

and Mr. Fab~you can't clean it up too much....that's one of the things about you we love! ;-)

5:26 PM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

I think it's so cute that you still have the stamp from the bar you visited the night before on your hand...

7:18 PM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

And next time, I'll read the other comments before leaving mine. You already said that...

7:19 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--Love you too, sis.

Pup--I don't see what one has to do with the other :)

Megan--It doesn't mean that mom loved you any less. Oh, wait a minute...

Stacy--Thanks, hon! :)

Ladybug--Lots of sexual experimentation :)

Lori--And the third thing is my uncanny fashion sense. NOT.

Snowywoodz--Hey, who are you with CSI: Blogger? LOL

Beady--HOW naughty? LOL

Suze--Nah, she's cool, trust me!

Michele--Hey, YOU'RE part of the madness too, ya know!

D--Lemurs and masturbating are the keys to any good blog!

Webmiztris--OK, I'll whore it up just for you!

Mimi--Thanks :)

Courtney--She is still adorable. I've led a hard life...

Maidink--Actually, if you look carefully, I am getting ready to strangle her.

Bees Knees--Glad you like!

ABB--Your husband is a sick, sick man.

Tenacious T--Hey, all in a day's work!

Gunngirl--No, you're right about classing the place up. I have no illusions!

Pissy--I could never let you down!

Dawn--Well I'm not gonna pay the cover charge the second night!

7:29 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

OMG! Battle whore! I'm ranked higher than you! :)

9:11 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

ok i have some issues... i think you ARE gay FABio...check out the buffed and shiny fingernails... you what 2 in that pic? sick man, just sick

10:35 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Listen, I never said anything about him cleaning up his act. I want him to stay raunchy. It will remind me of my life on the inside.

11:21 PM  
Blogger Maidink said...

Okay, I was going to say you look like you're saying, "Watch me pop off her head". I was trying to be polite.

See? Always go with the gut instinct.

9:17 AM  
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