My mind is a dangerous place. Make sure you wear a cup.
While loading the rental car, I just realized that it has Pennsylvania plates.
Mr. Fabulous cranked this out at 9:48 AM 
Just a collection of samplings from the cluttered mind of someone who has managed to get into his 40's without really growing up. You won't find anything profound here. In the immortal words of Edie Brickell "Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep". Indeed. She was so wise. It's a shame she died so young. Edie, we hardly knew ye. What? She's not dead? Well, her career is.
Please sign my book
Boost my self esteem!
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27 Comments:
HAHA!!! We wont be able to bail you out cuz you wont even get a phone call...drive slow and carefully!
I picture that being said in a very Deliverance sorta way....Yankee boy.
Drive very slowly... very very slowly...good luck - Yankee boy.
heh!At least I can give you the peace of mind of knowing that the jail cells don't look as bad as the one in your post.
Since I've been in several of the jails now.....
I would bail you out...
But you only get ONE phone call!!!
Uh-Oh... well, remember the first rule of being locked up: "don't drop your bar of soap"...
Slowwww and easy! and grin a lot
Maybe it'll be like Prison Break, with really sexy inmates. heh.
Happy Sunday, Mr. Fabulous!! Thanks for the great comment on my blog! It was a pleasure having you, and I'll miss you!
Just tell them you are Mickey Mouse. That's who most of them vote for in Alabama.
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Drive slowly or at least speed limit. Wonder what would happen if you do get pulled over and you pretend that you don't understand English? :)
Put on your charm and you will be fine Mr Fab. I also heard that if you hang a military uniform in your window you won't be pulled over in the south. Good luck! Have a safe trip!
BTW-since I was out for a bit. Who won custody of you?
When you get pulled over,slip
sweet home alabama in the cd.
Start singing along like it's
your favorite song,that ought
to help some...lol
Take off the license plate. Then you should have any problems!
I don't have any. I would have to pay them in kind. Lol.
Mel--I made it safe and sound. Of course, the trip has just begun!
Mike--That's how I imagine it, too...
Fantastigirl--So far so good...
Pissy--Maybe you can put in a good word for me if I get pinched?
Uber--Now, where is the love? :)
Dutch--I think that's rules 2-10 as well!
Lorraine--I never grin when I drive. It's just a rule I have.
GunnGirl--Um...I don't think that will make it any better...
Tracy--I hope you'll let me come back sometime!
Marty--OK, I'll try it, but you know how I hate the rat...
Tricia--Ooh, I like that! That happened to me once for real in Puerto Rico. I got off without a ticket!
Mimi--The winner will be announced tomorrow morning! I am glad you are back home, you had us all worried~
Michele--Hmm..I DO have that on my iPod...
Lynda--Always looking out for me, aren't you? LOL
Suze--LOL :)
I will send you oranges... `)
I didn't call you last night whilest out on my girls night out, so don't you DARE call me!!
Mirrored sunglasses were invented in a small Alabama sheriffs office between donuts and helping pull Joe-Bob's 4-Wheeler out of the local swamp.
Watch your tail on the drive.
Putting away my bail money....looks like you don't need it.
lol...dayum. Good luck, boy. You ain't from around here, are ya'?
That picture is disgusting. Gack.
flash him some leg or chest or something....you'll get off easy
MP--Oranges? Oh...um...good?
Dreamwalker--I see, Fab can't get no love, eh?
Eric--The rednecks say hi, and they miss you...
Thru My Eyes--I'm not out of the woods yet!
Kentucky Girl--You're good at that LOL
Amber--DOUBLE gack!
Peebugg-I'll just mention your name... :)
Does this mean that I should stay home....what with my New York plates and all?
Watch out for the old "You got a tail light out, boy!"
...They used to call that "Plating" years ago. They would just look for out of state plates, especially Yankee plates.
...Good luck.
Only those of us who live in the South totally get this!
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