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Sunday, May 07, 2006

Oh nuts, I'm screwed

While loading the rental car, I just realized that it has Pennsylvania plates.

I am soooo getting a ticket in Alabama this week.

"Penn-sil-van-ee-a, eh? Where you goin' in such a hurry, yankee boy?"

I may be callin' y'all for bail money.


Blogger Mel said...

HAHA!!! We wont be able to bail you out cuz you wont even get a phone slow and carefully!

10:10 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

I picture that being said in a very Deliverance sorta way....Yankee boy.

10:21 AM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Drive very slowly... very very slowly...good luck - Yankee boy.

10:54 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

heh!At least I can give you the peace of mind of knowing that the jail cells don't look as bad as the one in your post.

Since I've been in several of the jails now.....

11:11 AM  
Blogger Her Uber Cuteness said...

I would bail you out...

But you only get ONE phone call!!!

11:22 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Uh-Oh... well, remember the first rule of being locked up: "don't drop your bar of soap"...

11:42 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Slowwww and easy! and grin a lot

11:51 AM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

Maybe it'll be like Prison Break, with really sexy inmates. heh.

12:10 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Happy Sunday, Mr. Fabulous!! Thanks for the great comment on my blog! It was a pleasure having you, and I'll miss you!

12:10 PM  
Blogger marty said...

Just tell them you are Mickey Mouse. That's who most of them vote for in Alabama.

(word verification skyfot)

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Tricia said...

Drive slowly or at least speed limit. Wonder what would happen if you do get pulled over and you pretend that you don't understand English? :)

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put on your charm and you will be fine Mr Fab. I also heard that if you hang a military uniform in your window you won't be pulled over in the south. Good luck! Have a safe trip!

BTW-since I was out for a bit. Who won custody of you?

1:05 PM  
Blogger michele said...

When you get pulled over,slip
sweet home alabama in the cd.
Start singing along like it's
your favorite song,that ought
to help

1:23 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Take off the license plate. Then you should have any problems!

2:15 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

I don't have any. I would have to pay them in kind. Lol.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Mel--I made it safe and sound. Of course, the trip has just begun!

Mike--That's how I imagine it, too...

Fantastigirl--So far so good...

Pissy--Maybe you can put in a good word for me if I get pinched?

Uber--Now, where is the love? :)

Dutch--I think that's rules 2-10 as well!

Lorraine--I never grin when I drive. It's just a rule I have.

GunnGirl--Um...I don't think that will make it any better...

Tracy--I hope you'll let me come back sometime!

Marty--OK, I'll try it, but you know how I hate the rat...

Tricia--Ooh, I like that! That happened to me once for real in Puerto Rico. I got off without a ticket!

Mimi--The winner will be announced tomorrow morning! I am glad you are back home, you had us all worried~

Michele--Hmm..I DO have that on my iPod...

Lynda--Always looking out for me, aren't you? LOL

Suze--LOL :)

5:51 PM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

I will send you oranges... `)

8:49 PM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

I didn't call you last night whilest out on my girls night out, so don't you DARE call me!!

11:24 PM  
Anonymous Eric T. said...

Mirrored sunglasses were invented in a small Alabama sheriffs office between donuts and helping pull Joe-Bob's 4-Wheeler out of the local swamp.

Watch your tail on the drive.

1:21 AM  
Blogger thru my eyes said...

Putting away my bail money....looks like you don't need it.

1:30 AM  
Anonymous Kentucky Girl said...

lol...dayum. Good luck, boy. You ain't from around here, are ya'?

1:35 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

That picture is disgusting. Gack.

10:43 AM  
Blogger peebugg said...

flash him some leg or chest or'll get off easy

3:06 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...


Dreamwalker--I see, Fab can't get no love, eh?

Eric--The rednecks say hi, and they miss you...

Thru My Eyes--I'm not out of the woods yet!

Kentucky Girl--You're good at that LOL

Amber--DOUBLE gack!

Peebugg-I'll just mention your name... :)

3:23 PM  
Blogger threecollie said...

Does this mean that I should stay home....what with my New York plates and all?

9:03 PM  
Blogger Hale McKay said...

Watch out for the old "You got a tail light out, boy!"
...They used to call that "Plating" years ago. They would just look for out of state plates, especially Yankee plates.
...Good luck.

11:11 PM  
Blogger Ginnie said...

Only those of us who live in the South totally get this!

9:51 PM  

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