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Monday, May 15, 2006

Party Countdown: 5 Days!

The plans for the party this Saturday are progressing nicely. We've decided on the food, we've got what should be a kick-ass karaoke setup booked, and it looks like we'll have about 35-40 guests, give or take.

Y'all are still coming right? The buses are rolling across North America even as we speak?

Mrs. Fab has kind of peed in the cornflakes, in that she has expressly forbidden the hiring of strippers for the party. She was so adamant about it that I didn't even bring up my other idea of hiring hookers. She'd probably have something snide to say about that as well.

As my friend Mandy would say, "What-Ev!"

Here's what we'll have for food (or "vittles" for those of you in the deep south):

Mini pigs in blankets
Sweet and sour meatballs
Deviled eggs
Ham rolls
Spinach dip
Veggies and dip
Assorted nuts and snacks and candy

For desert we'll have a chocolate fountain that you can dip marshmallows, pretzels, strawberries, bananas, pound cake, and biscotti in. I think we should have twinkies too. Wouldn't you like to dip a twinkie in the chocolate fountain?

Also Mrs. Fab will be baking her world famous chocolate chip cookies.

Mouths are watering.

Y'all stop by!


Blogger Suze said...

Right, I'm booking the plane. Did you say chocolate fountain, never mind the marshmallows. LOL.

5:19 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

There are times when I sooo wish I weren't so damn ANTI-Social...all that good food! I'll be munching my way through in spirit at least! Good thing you don't have sushi or I would have needed a way to sneak in and out (with the said sushi)

5:53 AM  
Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

So you've given up no donuts but you're still thinking of dipping your "Twinkie" into something else, huh?!

5:57 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

I wanna come!!! Sounds like a good time for everyone. You dont need no freaking strippers!

I have been looking for clean F words...its harder than I thought!! I am saving that for wendsday my day off to post.

6:12 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Suze--Cool, take a left turn at Virginia, and we're on the right :)

Lorraine--I'm pretty anti-social too. I'm not sure why I'm having a party LOL.

Blair Bitch--Actually, I REALLY meant a twinkie, dirty girl LOL

Mel--Do you mean we won't need any strippers if you come? :)

6:58 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Can't you hold off the party 'till I get to Florida around June 9? I will be in West Palm Beach then. I know that I might as well be back in Minnesota for as far away from you as I will be, but just humor me, wouldja?

7:03 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Well, no sense in me coming if you aren't allowed to have strippers....I always have a hard time leaving my clothes on at parties!!!


SOunds like it is going to be a blast!! I wish FLorida was closer to MIchigan...*sigh*

8:06 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

What no strippers to dip in the chocolate fountain. LOL

8:30 AM  
Blogger Serra said...

Dip a Twinkie in the chocolate fountain? Is that a euphemism?

9:15 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--WPB? Must be nice! :) Only about 5 hours away...

Chelle--It's not that far. You can drive here in three days :)

Lori--I know! What a bummer, huh?

Serra--It wasn't, but now that you mention it...

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

Well I figured as much but with you, you can never tell.

9:59 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

I would love to stop by if, um, I had a plane ticket to get there! :)

Have a great day!

10:59 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

There was a chocolate fountian at my son's wedding. DELICOUS! but no twinkies to dip into it. They had strawberries, marshmallows, and short bread cookies. I am soo craving a Chocodile right now. Chocolate covered twinkie. I used to buy them in Missouri but Mississippi does not have them.

11:20 AM  
Blogger cherish said...

Now I spoke to Mrs. Fab and she said strippers were allowed. SO I am bringing Kong, TopGun, and Mr. Wonderful with me for the party.

The food sounds absolutely FABULOUS!!!!

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Ficklechick said...

Sounds like a very yummy party! It's a good thing you're not having hookers. Hookers and a chocolate fountain could be a messy combination.

1:22 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Blair Bitch--Ah, you know me so well!

Tracy--Too far to walk? I thought you Canadians were hardy folk! :)

Beady--Ooh, chocodiles, I remember them! Yum!

Cherish--Wait, those are all MALE strippers...

Ficklechick--If by messy you mean best party ever, than I agree!

4:52 PM  
Anonymous Mandy said...

I LOVE mini pigs in blankets. Thank you Mr. Fab!

They are by far my favorite pastry wrapped pork product. (Corn dogs can't shake a stick at 'em.)

8:52 PM  
Blogger Pandora said...

I voted for you in BOTB, Have fun at your party, I can't seem to hitchike my way down..

9:25 PM  
Blogger Ginnie said...

Rats! All the stuff I like to eat! Too bad I'm leaving for Hannover the next day....

9:39 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Mandy--But I think corn dogs CAN shake a stick at them. Because, you know...they have a stick and all...

FCL--Sure you can! Don't hitch alone though, do it with a buddy for safety. Bring T down with you.

Ginnie--We have an airport here, you know :)

9:48 PM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

With al the partying we've been doing lately, I think we need a break. I feel my liver is still mascerating in booze.

I am expecting a report, though!

1:22 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

CS--Oh yes, a report will be forthcoming!

6:13 AM  
Anonymous smluke said...

Ohhhh yum. I'm soooo in!!

9:09 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

I can't wait!

This is gonna be an awesome party!!!

Strippers or no strippers.

But you're still stripping, right?!?!

2:50 PM  
Blogger Sudiegirl said...

I didn't know I was invited.

If I can't come (and it seems pretty likely that I can't), dip some cake for me...


PS: I am the karaeoke queen; if I visit Florida we should go to a local karaeoke hovel - er, bar - and enjoy.

4:31 PM  

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