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Friday, May 19, 2006

Speak now or forever hold your peace...

The audio posts really seem to be a hit. With most people. Tired of 'em yet?

I put a poll up in my sidebar (yeah, I'm surprised I was able to figure it out, too).

Lori wanted me to do a dramatic reading of Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

French Canadian Lady wanted me to do a dramatic reading of Talk Dirty to Me

Pissy Wanted me to do a dramatic reading of You Sexy Thing (I got the title wrong in the poll)

Detroiter made me think of doing a post as an evangelist

A Blonde Blogger wanted me to sing

All by myself I thought of cursing, because I like to curse and I am good at it.

And then, for those of you who would prefer I just shut up, a seventh choice!

I was contemplating making one of the choices "Fake an Orgasm" but I ultimately decided against it for two reasons:

Mrs. Fab would likely not appreciate it

No one at work would be able to look me in the eye again. Well, except for those at work I have already had sex with.

You know who you are.

Hit me!


Blogger Lorraine said...

maybe faking something, personally I think we all talk too much!
you could moan

6:33 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

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6:56 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

I would still love to hear you do this one in a husky sexy voice...

But that is just wooden shoe-ey old me.. of course...

6:58 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--Pervert :)

Dutchy--Maybe I'll do that one just for little ole you :)

7:10 AM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

I already got my request, therefore, I have nothing to suggest. How about a dramatic reading of the 3 Little Pigs? Or Billy Goat's Gruff.

7:37 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Shame a real "When Harry Met Sally" number is out of the question so it seems... Oh hell, anything will be great.

7:38 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

I want you to sing. Think of it as the Blog World American Idol. We choose, you sing and then we judge you.

7:48 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

When I voted, there were 5 votes for singing and no votes for anything else.

I love the audio posts. I even like the one where you just talked to us. I wish I could do them on my site, but I don't have blogspot anymore and I can't figure out any other way to do it. Yet.

8:00 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

Where's the poll? I don't see it anywhere. I say a dramatic reading of an 80s/90s hair band is a great idea. OR how about Baby got Back or Humpty Dance. That would be Fab.

8:06 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Audio posts are's always nice to hear someone else's voice, whether you are singing, talking whatever!! IT's fun!! HOwever...if it got to the point where it was ALL audio and no written posts....that might get a little old. Ok....shoot me for being my honest


8:07 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

Nevermind, it's there now. I swear it wasn't a second ago.

8:07 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

ohhhh Baby got THAT one!!! hahaha

8:07 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

I am requesting " Surrey with the fringe on top" from "Oklahoma"

8:27 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Leave--Interesting how you GRT what you ask for, say you have nothing to request, and then request 2 more things! LMAO

Dutch--"I'll have whatever she's having..."

Pud--Shouldn't I compete against others? THAT could be an idea! Get bloggers together to post their songs, and then people judge!

Dhelli--I cannot fathom why anyone would want me to sing. Ooh, I hope I will still be able to audio blog when I switch to Wordpress...

Pixie--The Humpty Dance? Are you sprinkling crack on your morning cereal? :)

Chelle--Don't worry, writing will still be my main avenue of self expression!

Pixie--Cut back on the crack LOL

Chelle--You are NOT right! :)

Catherine--I am begging you, please get some help LOL

8:59 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

I agree with Lorraine moaning would be nice and yes I am a perv LOL. ;)

9:25 AM  
Blogger June Cleaver's Revenge said...

I like chelle's idea - Baby Got Back. Do that one next!!!

9:40 AM  
Blogger Itchy said...

Personally, I'm all for the screaming and cursing. Then it would match the voices in my head...

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

I don't want to hear a dramatic reading, I would rather hear you actually sing something from The Partridge Family or The Brady Bunch. I dare ya'.

10:07 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lori--Yes, I know you're a perv...but a good one! :)

June--Popular choice! LOL

Itchy--They certainly ARE noisy, aren't they?

Blair--Hey, don't tempt me! I know the words to "I think I love You!" LOL

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will never get tired of your voice Mr Fab

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Luin said...

Oh so difficult. I'm going to have to flip a coin between Dramatic reading of "I Believe in Miracles" and "Talk like a preacher in the pulpit."

11:16 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

OK. You know that I love Madonna. So, I want to hear you do "Like a Virgin."

11:30 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...


If you're not gonna do my request, I'll go along with 'Baby Got Back' ;-)

11:52 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Dammit I was to late in puttin in a request. I wanted to hear I want your sex by George Micheal. but oh well what every you and the poll decides I will enjoy it very much almost to much some days!

12:26 PM  
Blogger Maidink said...

okay, I voted.

12:41 PM  
Blogger Detroiter said...

Okay, going to share something I probably shouldn't, but....I had a dream a couple weeks ago. You were acting like Pee Wee Herman (from his kid's show). Except you were a mean drunk.

There, it's out. Now you must make my dream come to life.

1:03 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Mimi--And I never get tired of yours!

Lin--Heads, tails...

heather--Yeah, but did you ever do the crush post? Hmm?

Pissy--You request is one of the choices!

Beady--Why doesn't anyone want to hear "Mary Had A Little Lamb" or something...

Maidink--Thanks :)

Detroiter--I...just...don't know what to say about that...LOL

2:19 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

NO. I didn't do it yet. But I will, if you still want me too.

2:22 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

can I ask for a dramatic reading of "I'm Too Sexy?"

3:10 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

First of all, I had to tell you that we are famous today! Our comments on Katherine McPhee's breasts made it here: (Scroll down a bit)

Secondly, I, of course, voted for you to sing a song of your choice!

3:42 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

ok final deal mr fab... u show us your nips and i will post a nip pic on my blog too!

4:31 PM  
Blogger michele said...

I voted for deranged preacher.
Yea pull that off,channel
yourself into pat robertson.

4:42 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Heather--LOL. If you want to...

Lady K--Silly girl, check back a few posts...

ABB--I'll try not to let the fame go to my head, and I advise you do the same! Too funny!

Bluepaintred--Ah, upping the ante, eh? OK, I'll do it.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

*I* want to hear you yodel! ;o)

7:38 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Michele--I would so love to do that. That would be a fun piece to write!

Saur--Always thinking outside the box, aren't ya? LOL

7:57 PM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

Mr. Fabu-Where can I get crack sprinkles for my cereal????

8:14 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

I want to hear you sing - "King of the Forest" (you know the lion's song from the Wizard of Oz... If I were King of the Forrrest...)

10:40 PM  
Blogger Big Ben said...

Funny you should mention sex with co-workers, I posted a picture of all the people I have nailed at work.

10:54 PM  
Blogger marty said...

Can you perform all the roles in My Fair Lady including the songs? Mr. Fab Doolittle?

11:07 PM  
Blogger Lori said...

How about a dramatic reading of Green eggs and ham.

11:28 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

There has to be some widget available and I am sure that someone as smart as yourself will figure it out. So, hurry and switch to WP so that you can tell me how to do it.

1:02 AM  
Blogger cherish said...

Wooo hoooooo.... I would have most definitely voted for the orgasm!!

7:46 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Catherine--Still working on it. Be patient, crackhead LOL

Fantastagirl--Hmm...not sure I could pull that one off...

Big Ben--Wouldn't it be easier to post pictures of the people you HAVEN'T had sex with at work?

marty--It just so happens I know all the songs to My Fair Lady, smart guy LOL

Lori--That is a great idea!

Shelli--I am at the mercy of my designer, but as soon as I do I will find out...

Cherish--Pervert LOL

11:00 AM  

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