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Monday, May 22, 2006

Stupid BlogMad!

Well, apparently I have a third post today. Or rather I am having a third post thrust upon me (and we all know how painful that can be).

BlogMad has, for some odd reason, decided that Pointless Drivel is the blog of the day today. So, of course, if I don't acknowledge that fact today, there is no point in acknowledging it at all. Tomorrow they will be on to someone else.

This answers the question "Is BlogMad a drug-free environment"? And the answer is "No." They are obviously on something.

A special thanks to the always fabulous Tricia who clued me in about BlogMad's insanity.

And a special apology to Tricia as well, as this is the second time she has had to endure the lame drug testing joke.

I am sure she took it well. That's just how fabulous she is!

I included three links to her because she has three blogs. That sort of overachievement really chaps my ass. But I love her anyway.

You know what also chaps my ass? If I leave it hanging out a window for six hours on a really cold day. Brother, that's a lot of Chapstick, you know what I'm saying?

Update: You know it just occurred to me that it made no sense for me to give you the link to BlogMad because all it will do is give you the link to this site, which you are already at.

My head hurts.

Update Redux: This seems as good a time as any to mention that once in a while this collection of dreck makes the the top ten at BlogMad on a given day:

This despite the fact that the VARB ranking for my blog is lower than the average ranking.

What does that mean?

I'm not sure, but I prefer to think that it means I am one of those misunderstood geniuses.


Blogger Lorraine said...

What do they know? You're a well-understood genius who loves to joke about his prowess with his limited power tool. Who wouldn't want to read about that!!!
I know I'm hooked!

5:15 AM  
Blogger Va Va Voom said...

Hey, congrats on that! BlogMad has stopped working for me for some crazy reason. It's driving me (yeah, it's coming)...mad!

5:18 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

How are you handling all the pressure?? :)

6:02 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

It looks like you are in good company over there. :D

6:09 AM  
Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

You are just that much more fabulous than I original thought.

6:48 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--My limited power too? Are you referring to my Black and Decker cordless drill?

Va Va--Well, it's a shorter drive for some of us, my friend!

Spidey--Not well. I'm going to have to do into therapy. I don't handle success well :)

Suze--Oh, I would definitely agree :)

Blair--I love it when you lie to me LOL

6:59 AM  
Blogger Matthew S. Urdan said...

Congrats man! That's awesome!

7:11 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Glad to see that someone appreciates your insanity.

But, I'm sure your could really give to shits though.

7:51 AM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...


8:26 AM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

Congratulations Mr.Fabulous! :-) It totally makes sense that you are Blog of the Day! as you are fabulous!

And we scored, getting three posts from you today! It's going to be a good day, for a Monday!


9:12 AM  
Blogger bozette said...

blog of the every day in my book.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Matt--Well, I'm not sure how awesome it is, but thanks!

Pud--I actually give about a shit and half :)

Fantastagirl--Thanks, buddy!

3T--Flattery will get you everywhere!

Bozette--Oh man, you guys are good for my ego!

10:26 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I signed up for blogmad back before it was released. I have never really understood it. I haven't used it to it's potential either. How does one get to be blog of the day? Is it worth it? Anyway, congratulations. I understand and appreciate your genius. Enjoy your time in the limelight or lemonlight. Whatever.

10:36 AM  
Blogger Cat said...

Well, you know how I feel about you. But we'll keep that a secret, right? ;)


I think you quite deserve to be up there featured! And maybe it's a ploy to get you to post more today and make it a good Click & Comment Monday. Now I have to like C&C Tricia!

11:36 AM  
Blogger Chelle said... long as they weren't those uneducated Canadians who voted for ya....all is well :) "Cause ya knows we's a buncha dumbasses up dere!!

PS: calm down peoples...I can say that cause I AM Canadian..and it's a JOKE!


11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

way to go Fab!

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Sodapop said...

Pretty cool you got picked for that! Good luck on the battle yourself ;)

12:32 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

I stopped using Blogmad after they 'lost' a ton of my credits. Bastards! however, that little fiasco proved to me that they ARE on drugs, so I'll probably start using them again. :)

12:34 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--Little known fact, I don't care much for limes OR lemons. Don't want them in my water or my soda. However, I DO like it when my kitchen smells lemony fresh. Go figure...

Cat--I do indeed know :) And it may be a ploy, however I think there is probably a sizeable faction that feels I post TOO often LOL

Chelle--I love Canadians too. Some of them I have loved several times!

Anon--Thank you, kind stranger!

Sodapop--May the best blogger win! :)

Webmiztris--Are you referring to when all that stuff got wiped out? I was pretty bitter about that.

12:48 PM  
Blogger michele said...

I've been up there myself
a few times,but fame is
fleeting.One hour you're
at the top,next hour you're
gone.What is that all about?

1:32 PM  
Blogger Pandora said...

Your so popular.. hey when you get a minute, I have a present for you over at my place...

2:22 PM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

Never heard of blog mad, but congrats. Blog of the day, heh. Well,that chaps my ass. Hmph! :)

2:43 PM  
Blogger Devilish Girl said...

Good thing Tricia is paying attentions over there! LOL Congrats! I can't think of a better blog to highlight! You always make me laugh -- in a good way. :o)

3:17 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

I'm not sure about your varb vs. bm rank... but somehow I'm sure it's related to your tiger

4:23 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Michele--Fame is a cruel mistress, my friend...

FCL--Ooh, I love presents...

Gunngirl--Try some of that Desitin :)

Devilish Girl--Yes, Tricia is right on top of things! Is there a bad way to laugh?

Tabz--That's it then, the tiger is history! LOL

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Tricia said...

Well of course they're on drugs ... er ... I mean of course you deserve to be the blog of the day.

You must be mooning a lot of people! I hear there's a new product out by the makers of chapstick called Chapbum .. you should try it. :) Although lemur semen might just do the trick too.

2 more blogs coming soon.

4:42 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

I'm not sure Mrs. Fab would like you getting rid of your tiger...

5:11 PM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

sent you something to your e-mail. I thought it was funny but wanted you to proof before sharing with the class

6:16 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...


6:18 PM  
Blogger Ocean said...

misunderstoond is an under statement. I never understand half of what I read here. But I keep coming back....wonders if thats strange on my part or yours :)

6:36 PM  
Blogger Dee said...

Good for you! Congratulations!

7:29 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

Look at this.. I'm commenting... voting... and clicking!

7:30 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Tricia--When using lemur semen, make sure it is all natural. Some of it is synthetic. Two more blogs? Have you LOST IT, woman?

Tabz--Well, he has to go when I get the new design...

Deb and Dee--Thank you, ladies!

Katbanjo--I have not yet been able to get it to play, but I will keep trying...

Ocean--It is most likely a 50/50 proposition!

Tabz--Quid Pro Quo, eh?

7:34 PM  
Blogger T. said...

I can't get blogmad to work and I'm just about done with it but congratulations on blog of the day!

8:26 PM  
Blogger Sandi said...

too cool! :)

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to be on Blog Mad. But their site apparently got compromised and some blogs such as mine was lost. I was told I would have to re sign up but I did not bother. When I surfed I only saw advertisement blogs. The few regular ones I kept getting over and over. It was pointless.

10:44 PM  
Blogger shirley said...



(and the crowd goes wild)

10:54 PM  
Blogger MC said...

Well, I am not going to complain. ;) Congrats.

11:09 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

T--It does seem to have some problems off and on

Sandi--Thanks :)

Mimi--Yeah, I had to re-register too when that happened. It's getting better though. And I like the better click to view ratio than the one BE has.

Shirley--If by "crowd goes wild" you mean "crowd is massively indifferent" I think you are on to something!

MC--Thanks, bro :)

5:47 AM  

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