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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

There's a time and place for everything...

Yesterday I noticed how brown my nipples have gotten since I have been tanning. The two things that seem to facinate me most about tanning is my tan line and my how brown my nipples are now.

Sunday I showed Mrs. Fab my brown nipples and I asked her what she thought.

She put down her fork and remarked that she didn't think that dinner time was an appropriate venue for such a topic.

If not then, when?

29 Comments:

Blogger Lori said...

Prehaps breakfast...

6:50 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lori--Good point! Feels more like a breakfast activity...

7:05 AM  
Blogger marty said...

Will you be going to Nipplefest?

8:17 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

So, were you at a restaurant? Because otherwise, I don't see what the problem was.;)

8:32 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Marty--I'm practically all packed now!

Shelli--No, at the dinner table. Maybe I should not have done it when her mouth was full...

8:53 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

I'd try lunch time. Or maybe even during a midnight snack! :)

9:11 AM  
Blogger Nobody said...

I don't see the problem either

9:20 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Hmmm...I thought there was never a bad time to talk about nipples.

;)

10:06 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

I see no problem with it. Anytime is a good time to talk about nipples.

11:03 AM  
Blogger Pandora said...

My nipples kicks ass, nipple talking is a something the pops up(no pun intended) talk about when it happens..

11:06 AM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

"Not appropriate mealtime conversation..." Sheesh. I get that a lot. Every flipping time I even mention the words pus or vagina or running sores.

Censorship is an ugly thing in this country.

11:24 AM  
Blogger zhadi said...

Sometimes couples get a little jaded about things like brown nipples and tan lines...

Save it for the dessert course.

1:35 PM  
Blogger BarefootCajun said...

Well, I think that depends on what restaurant you guys were in.

1:51 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Shit..if oyu could hear some of the dinner conversations we have around here!! Your wife would probably have a heart attack or soemthing!! LMAO She would be WISHING she was talking to you about your nipples!! lol

2:16 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

I just see a nipple viewing as a problem....as long as you're at home...or a hotel....or the beach....

ok. I don't see it as a problem at all.

2:52 PM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

If Orange-X did that, I'd stop eating, too... Well, let's just say I'd change the "meal".
;-)

3:04 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

i think a photo of siad nipples is in order so we can decide for ourselves!

3:06 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Maybe you should have slipped it in at the time you were judging whether your things was usable as a donut holder?

3:11 PM  
Blogger Sudiegirl said...

Does that mean you've been basting them with Kitchen Bouquet?

4:28 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Tracy--I like to snack on nipples!

Nobody--Thank you!

Stacy--I agree! Let's talk about them some more!

Beady--Right on!

FCL--Ass-kicking nipples, very nice!

Anne--I know! Pus gets such a bad rap...

Zhadi--Then I can put whipped cream on them!

Barefoot--I'm gonna do it at Burger King tomorrow!

Chelle--Can I eat at your house?

Pissy--Exactly! LOL

CS--I bet you would, I've heard about you! LOL

Bluepaintred--I can do that...

DutchBitch--You're right, I should have multi-tasked!

Sudiegirl--What a great idea!

7:12 PM  
Blogger CP said...

Nipples are really good conversation for brunch.

Over mimosas.

CP.

8:25 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

CP--Are you asking me out? :)

9:38 PM  
Blogger Dreamwalker said...

Supper...because then, when she looks over and notices your attractively golden brown nipples, the 2 of you could quickly nip 'upstairs'...??

..or do you wear a shirt to meals?

11:38 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

So how brown are they? Brown like burnt pancakes or like melty Hershey's Kisses?

And how pale were they before? I need a comparison point.

11:49 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Why are you not tanning in the nude? That way there are no tan lines and you can frolic about nekkid without worrying about a thing! hee!

2:21 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

haven't thought that maybe, just maybe Mrs. Fab wanted to bring it out in her own special way???

4:52 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dreamy--We could...but it's a one story house...

Shirley--I should have taken before and after pictures...

Jessica--I can't have my johnson get all sunburned!

Lorraine--No, I think she just wanted to eat LOL

5:23 AM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

Did you happen to be prescribed Ritalin as a child?

....just wondering

;-)

7:38 AM  
Blogger Jozee said...

funny!

8:41 AM  

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