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Thursday, May 11, 2006

True Confessions...

I just cleaned up the kitchen and instead of putting the soda cans and newspapers in the recycling boxes like I usually do, I was lazy and just put them in the trash bag along with everything else.

I'm sorry! (sob)

I'm killing the planet!


Blogger Sherry said...

You bad, bad boy!

7:44 AM  
Anonymous dreamwalker said...

You are sooo BAD! No lemurs for a week.

8:18 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

sigh. it's ok. it doesn't matter anyway...chris is gone. American Idol is dead. dead to me...sigh...

8:22 AM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

REPENT SINNER!!!!!!!Mwhahahaha! Hell is now waiting !!!!!!!

8:25 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...


8:29 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

I won't tell if you don't. Not doing HNT then. *pout*

8:37 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

re-cyol-ing. What the hell is that?

Yeah, they don't have a program in Indiana to recycle. Everything goes in the trash.

8:46 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

50 lashes with a wet noddle.

You are SO SO bad...;)

8:49 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

If it makes you feel any better, I too am killing the planet. My condo dumpster area doesn't have a recycling section, and while I suppose I could separate the recyclables and take them somewhere, I don't because, let's face it, it's hard enough for me to take the regular trash 200 feet to the aformentioned dumpster. Yep. It's because I'm lazy.

8:59 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I love my planet yet I've never and I mean never re-cycled. I have to live with it...

9:03 AM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

You admitted it Mr. Fab, that's half the battle, not living in denial. Next you must make amends.

Good Luck! ;-)


9:22 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

i do that a lot, particularaly when the recycling bag is full, besides its a good 20 extra steps to the garage, and one step to under the sink... i make sure no one is looking tho : o )

my verification thingy is WHAMOM,,,,, too bad i couldnt have a "h"

9:42 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

We took a big load of cans and other stuff to the recycle center when we decided to move, and have been throwing cans away since then. I'm painfully aware of it every time I toss one in the trash. The upside is our new city has mandatory curbside recycling. :)

10:20 AM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

uhm...don't you all get $0.05 for your cans and bottles?

Recycle okay? if not for me - do it for Pan and Tink...

(there do you feel guilty now?)

10:43 AM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

You're forgiven. Now don't do it again young man!

10:48 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

I do this all the time.
My husband plans to use it in divorce court as grounds....

oh well.

The Pup

10:53 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

What?! I am telling the secret trash fairy you was being a bad boy.
Just don't tell the secret trash fairy that I did it too last night. heehee

11:01 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

How are you going to be able to sleep tonight knowing that you did that?

11:12 AM  
Blogger T said...

That's it- your getting spanked....

11:50 AM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Ohhhh the humanity!! *Shakes Head* lol

11:58 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

You need to be punished!

12:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send your cans to me! Here in Ct we have to pay a damn deposit!

Someone recently told me that they saw a documentary that says it takes more energy to recyle than its worth. So don't beat yourself up too much.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Maidink said...

Don't worry about it. When no one is watching, the municipalities just toss the trash and recyclables together anyway. It's all a big sham.

Kinda like how garages secretly dump their used oil drums down rainstorm drains in the wee hours of the morning.

Just relax in knowing a meteor will probably obliterate Earth way before we choke our planet to death.


12:31 PM  
Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

Shame on you, Fab. I'm an avid recycler. Prepare to be stalked, lol.

12:42 PM  
Blogger JIN said...

The place where I live does recycling collection ONCE A MONTH.

The truck would come once a month and their people would go door to door from block to block to collect (IF ANY) recycled bag left outside the door. But I duno how they actually did it, never once witness that, only read from the flyers (as per their claim) chucked in my mailbox.

I never and duno when is that exact day the people would come and collect the recycle bag left donkeys years outside my door, I never seen them coming either.

Nobody bothered, and that (my) recycle bag is still sitting there since year 2002 (?)

Once a month I would STILL find a neat cool brand new recycle bag stuck onto my gate to remind me to recycle my stuff, but the one and only one I left there waiting to be collected IS STILL sitting there!!!

How much cooler can that be?

Don't ever say I didn't try to save the earth!

12:50 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Stop the madness,recycle
it does a planet good.

12:56 PM  
Blogger Me said...

Well, at least we'll know who to pin it on when we all go to hell. Thanks a bunch ;)

1:02 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

To HELL, that's where we banish polluters. Oh, wait, you just returned from there... you deserve a reprieve.

1:33 PM  
Blogger cherish said...

You naughtly little boy there will be no spankings for you for one solid week.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Ginnie said...

I won't tell if you won't tell!!

1:56 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

I would smack ya if you did that We get 10 cents per can when we return them!!! hehe

I also set up 2 garbage pains. One for recycables/returnables and one garbage can. Yeah..pain in the ass I know!! But it works! :)

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Tricia said...

I'd say you should be spanked but I have a feeling you might enjoy that too much. ;)

3:14 PM  
Blogger KB said...

You're a terrible person!

I cannot believe you're my blog friend.

I cannot believe that I am even commenting on your rarely stupid blog.

I'm ashamed that you're included in my side bar.

I knew I shouldn't have trusted you--you don't even have a Rolex!



4:27 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

I am amazed you cleaned up the kitchen...being the manly man that you are :)

Funny story...although it was NOT funny at the ex husband used to go through my recycling bin. I was dating someone at the time and he was convinced I was a dating an alcoholic. I dont know where he got that from! He found like 3 beer cans and confronted me..I laughed in his face! It was pretty disturbing behavior though.

6:46 PM  
Blogger Gary J. Wood said...

Dude, last time I was in your fair state, they didn't even have recycling.

'Course that was Port St. Joe -- pretty close to the Redneck Riviera.

8:05 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

Bad! Spankings are in order...

9:11 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I find all this talk of spankings and lashings and punishment oddly arousing. It excites me in ways I don't completely understand.

There is no bottle bill in Florida.

I just had some pudding, and it was OK, but it was not as good as ice cream.

9:21 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

"A true maschoist is someone who enjoys pain... a true sadist is someone who, when the maschoist asks, says no."

So Mr. Fab.... NO.

And I voted for you twice tonight... so much love.

9:57 PM  
Anonymous ed bacchus said...

Sometimes it beeessss like that....

11:09 PM  
Blogger TheHamburger said...

Quit picking on me!!!! HAHA, just kidding. Keep kicking my ass, I enjoy it..

11:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, lay off Hambuger, this is getting sad.

11:14 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

Eeek! The only thing scarier would be if you'd told us that in a creepy recording!

1:52 AM  

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