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Friday, June 30, 2006

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!

I live in Gainesville, Florida.
Today is June 30.
It is going to be sunny and 95 degrees today.
Gainesville is pretty much surrounded by swamp.
The humidity is going to be brutal.
And the air conditioning in our house broke overnight.
Plus...I was in a bad mood to start with.

Do the math.

This is not good.


Blogger Sandi said...

OHhhhhhhhhhhhhh, not good. Really not good..
Hope you get it fixed fast, Fab!

7:12 AM  
Blogger Just-Me-Jen said...

Good Gawd, Mr. Fab!!!
I feel for ya, buddy - I'm over here in the Oldest City, & I know from experience that fans just don't cut that stuff.
Can you get it fixed fast? Like, now?
Poor guy!
I'm crossing my fingers for ya that you don't have to suffer through the weekend & holiday before someone will come out to fix you up!

7:14 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said... dare this happen to Mr. and Mrs. Fabulous? Inconceivable...I'm talking to the big guy right now!

7:24 AM  
Blogger EuroYank said...

Great Blog! Easy to read. Well written. Great colors!

7:36 AM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

That is sooo not a good way to start a weekend... positive side to this - you live in Gainsville - most likely there is someone there that can fix it. (tell them your elderly parent is coming to visit you or something - and you need to be at the top of the list to get it fixed!) Where I live - not always someone here to fix those things, especially if he goes on vacation. Just saying.

7:45 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Poor Mrs. Fab.

Poor Mr. Fab too. I would be staying in a hotel until the AC was fixed. Then again, I hear the humidity in Indiana is worse than New York. I don't know, I only heard.

7:45 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I am sorry. Truly.

7:56 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Oh Mr. Fab I feel for you. I have been after our land lady for 2 yrs now to get our ac fixed with no results. Heat and humidity kills me!!
Lot's iceee huggiez and cool thoughts your way.

7:57 AM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

Yeah, Gainesville is awful that way. Too hot in the summer, too cold in the winter. Hang in there!

8:11 AM  
Blogger Jozee said...

A playful, sensitive guy. 14% 13

The. Coolest. Guy. Ever. 16% 15

Clearly a misunderstood genius. 19% 18

Yes, but survey says you're the coolest, guy ever,a misunderstood genius and a playful sensitive guy- so book yourself into a nice air conditioned room with Mrs. Fab and have a honeymoon till the air's fixed. ;-)

Don't forget the flowers!

8:24 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Sandi--I hope so. If not, I'm coming up to hang with you :)

jen--What is the Oldest City? Newark? :)

Lorriane--I knew you had my back!

Euroyank--Thank you, kind stranger!

Fantastagirl-I believe Mrs. Fab is on the case!

Lynda--Hmm...there is a hotel right down the road...

Shelli--Sorry enough to put us up for a couple of days? :)

Beady--Two years? You poor thing!

Saur--Ah, you know it well LOL. Thanks!

Jozee--A capital idea, you romantic, you!

8:44 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

Ohhhhh No. Say it isn't so?
But try to look at it as an opportunity...
Why not fill the bath tub with ice and get kinky?

8:48 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

I feel for you, I know what that is like it has happened to me too, well my house is your house you and Mrs. Fab drive on over my house is always a kool 68* you might have to share the couch with Chico Loco he wont mind.

9:14 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

pack Mrs. Fab up and go to a hotel.
mini vacation and you'll save your sanity and your marriage.

9:21 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

I feel your pain, brother; you know I do. Gainesville in summer is like the 10th circle of Hell.

Well, at least you can go to work, right?


9:55 AM  
Blogger D said...

I'm not sure what 95 is, but that sounds hot. Hope you get it fixed now before the long weekend!

10:01 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

All I have to say is, "Go jump in a lake!"

Or the pool, or ocean, or whatever you have handy.

Really, it'll make you feel better.

10:37 AM  
Blogger Nobody said...

That sucks. I hate the hot weather. Hope you can get it fixed fast.

11:17 AM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...


but hey, at least it's FRIDAY!

11:32 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

Did I mention that I'm on vacation next week..
oh and the weather is suppose to be

that was mean.

11:33 AM  
Blogger Ms. M said...

fill your tub with ice and jump in, though don't fall asleep as you might wake up minus a kidney!


12:03 PM  
Blogger zhadi said...

You have my sympathy. We didn't have air-conditioning in Glendale, which, while not surrounded by gator filled swamps, got hotter than hell in the summer. We used to go the grocery store and hang out in the freezer section to cool off.

May your air-conditioner be up and running by the end of the day. Or sooner.

1:15 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Feel ya, i'm in pomona calif
east of los angeles it's 120
in the shade and the humidity.
I'm too cheap to turn n the
a/c but i may break down soon.

1:35 PM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

Oh. My. Gawd. I am SO VERY SORRY FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. Time to get on the phone to the AC companies!

Coming from the desert of Arizona, and ours quit on us two years ago in July, trying to withstand the heat is not an option.
Gotta get that fixed Mr. Fab.


2:15 PM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

I don't know whether to offer a bottle of Pamprin and an icepack, or a gun and list of people I'd like to set you loose on.

Which would you prefer, dear?

2:17 PM  
Blogger Pud said...

Oh My!!! I hope your 4th of July weekend gets better!!!

2:32 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Wooden shoes can also serve as a great ventilator: just "wave" them up and down vigorously (mind Mrs Fab's beautiful face), and feel the wonderful cool air (unless you were just wearing them of course)

2:47 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Spidey--You can get kinky in a bathtub of ICE?

Lori--Good point, you are only a couple of hours away...

Pup--I think the ship has sailed on my sanity...

Megan--I thought there were just 7 circles of hell...

D--LOL. I am cautiously optimistic...

Blogarita--Eventually the toilet bowl will look inviting...

Nobody--Maybe you could come fix it with those big muscles of yours...

Jen--I know all about your mean streak LOL

Webmiztris--That IS a consolation!

Ms. M--That's okay, I keep a spare kidney handy for just such emergencies!

Zhadi--Freezer sections are neat!

Michele--Girl, you gotta tun it on!

3T--I hope it is fixed by the time I get home...

Dutchy--But I ALWAYS wear them :) Why don't you come over here and fan me :)

CP--Turn me loose! I assume we are talking about certain family members? :)

Pud--I am sure it will!

2:55 PM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

Go to a motel with a vibrating bed!! But don't leave your beer on it. (CLASSY, HUH?)

3:25 PM  
Blogger marty said...

Sorry about your air conditioning plight. Do you have enough deodorant?

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ouch! Sorry, that's all I can come up with... it's nice and cool here in upstate new york though. We're having wonderful weather. It's so cool I may turn my heat on. My heater works, by the way, like everything else in my house. Yes, life is good here. So sorry Fab!!! Hopefully you can get it fixed in the next week or so...

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did I mention how cool it is here??...

4:19 PM  
Blogger Annie Drogynous said...

It always seems to happen that the A/C breaks on a hot day. Sorry to hear. I say just kick the shit out of it and get a new one!

4:36 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

I'm doing the math & I came up with 125. Is that right? Did I do better than I did on the quiz?

6:15 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Katt--You are very wise!

Blair--All better! :)

Dick--Thanks for all!

Shirley--You are so smart! :)

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, she IS smart. We love you, Shirley!

4:11 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

On my way... Oh, the airconditioner is fixed already... bugger...

1:50 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

Wow, I thought it was hot over here. We are currently running at 30 degrees. Who said the UK never gets good weather. LOL

3:26 PM  
Blogger cherish said...

GULPS!!! No A/C shudders!

9:02 PM  

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