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Friday, June 16, 2006

Dramatic Reading: Baby Got Back

Well, I don't know how dramatic the reading is. The song is pretty dramatic as it stands. I tried for less drama. Actually, what I tried to do was read it as the Whitest. Man. Ever.

I figured since my other post today is a trifle harsh, this lunacy would balance it out nicely.

This post is a request my sister Shelli made. If you have any complaints, please address them here.

Enjoy! (or not)

this is an audio post - click to play

Oh, and I did my "Get to know me" post at All *Blog* Stars. You can read it here.


Anonymous Nazyr Bruckmann said...

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3:44 PM  
Anonymous Nazyr Bruckmann said...

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3:44 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

(Stupid spammers.)

That was awesome. You sounded like a CEO who was pretending to be a homeboy. You crack me up. Thanks, Bro!

11:15 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

I for one feel you succeeded...just saying.

11:47 PM  
Blogger MC said...

Now that is a karaoke/club flashback.

Trying out a new comment tracker thingee, so if there is a weird tag at the end of this, I apologize.

1:22 AM  
Anonymous said...

Hey, that's my theme song. ;)

3:53 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

would have much rather heard the back stabbers!!!

4:36 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--Okay, glad you liked it. That was your birthday present LOL

Mike--Thank you for your support :)

MC-No weird tag...I am intrigued...

Ficklechick--Small world :)

Lorraine--Gee whiz, you are never happy LOL

4:47 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Wow! You were really into it!

8:17 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I will have to listen at home. Maybe at lunch today.

That All *Blog* Stars seems like a rather crowded place. lol.

8:44 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

baby got're making me hot.

9:38 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Love the reading...but it's really hard to shake your ass to, know what I'm sayin', homey?

9:44 AM  
Blogger D said...


I made it 3.2 seconds before I fell off my chair laughing.

I finally have audio at work so I can close my door and listen to all the previous audio posts. I think I might love you even more, if that was possible.

9:52 AM  
Blogger marty said...

I don't know how to put this PC, but are you Black, Mr. Fab?

10:21 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Pud--I throw myself into my work :)

Lynda--I know, it does. I am sure I will get lost in the shuffle.

Pup--I'm not sure that's a good thing, sis...

10:27 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Hmph! Following the Queen whore around huh?? :)


10:34 AM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

Whitest. Guy. Evar.

The only way that can get whiter is if one hears it recited by Her Majesty the Queen...

...which gives me an idea...

10:35 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Bravo, at least i understand
the lyrics now.You got soul

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The name 'Mr. Fabulous' says it all... you're great!!

11:33 AM  
Blogger MC said...


So far it is a little hit or miss, but it is still something worth checking out. I may write an entry about it next week and if it works out, maybe even implementing it into my blog itself.

12:43 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Ah, the sweet sound of your voice... I was sliding off my office chair listening to it during my break...

12:52 PM  
Blogger T. said...

OMFG! That was hilarious.

1:11 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

That was Fabulous
Mr. Fabulous

1:47 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

hey mr. lazy ;)

sorry that meme made me do it...

you've been officially tagged.

2:37 PM  
Blogger gunngirl said...


2:50 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Stacy--If you really feel it, you can shake your ass to anything, sweetie :)

D--Does that make you a groupie, now?

Marty--The racial composition of Mr. Fabulous is highly classified information.

Tracy--Greetings, your whoreness!

Anne--Always thinking, aren't you? :)

Michele--Thanks :)

Dick--I am going to consider you a groupie as well :)

MC--Hmm..I'll take a look...

Dutchy--Sliding off your chair? Is that good?

T--Glad you liked it! :)

Jen--Thanks, and thanks for stopping by!

Tabz--I guess I'll have to move my lazy ass and check it out...

Gunn Girl--What can I say. I'm not normal.

4:00 PM  
Blogger Itchy said...

I've never felt so at home in all my life. :D

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As always I love your voice! It seemed to lack the emotion though. I did not really believe you liked big butts.
J/K ;)

9:05 PM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

I almost died laughing when I listened to this. This was awesome!!! Thank you for the laugh, I really needed it.

9:21 PM  
Blogger Nobody said...

I coulda done without it. No offense, I just hate that song.

9:59 PM  
Blogger ariadneK, Ph.D. said...

LOL...I loved it, thanks for giving me a good laugh! :-)

10:39 PM  
Blogger CP said...

It's amusing. And, sheerly by coincidence, the same song I sent you a video of earlier this week?

I think not.

Face it.

We're soulmates.


1:12 AM  
Anonymous Luin said...


You rule. You know, you sound like this "Congratulations!" pop-up I get all the time.

1:18 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

It's alllll good... [peace sign]

10:38 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Hey dude, I hope you were wearing a white pimp suit when you recorded this. It rocks! :)

10:47 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

"ugg, double up ugg, ugg"

Cracking up! That was hilarious.

10:48 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Itchy--Welcome home, my friend!

Mimi--Oh, but I DO! :)

Leave--I am here to help :)

Nobody--Sorry dude LOL

Ariadnek--You're welcome! :)

CP--You sent me that video without knowing I was gonna do that song? Freaky...

Luin--I rule? I had no idea...

Durchy--Word up, my friend!

Suze--I so totally need to get one of those..

Pixie--LOL, glad you liked it!

5:56 PM  
Blogger Pickalish said...

HOLY shit that was freakin' hilarious.

9:05 PM  

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