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Thursday, June 01, 2006

Family Affair

Um...we may have given folks the wrong idea yesterday about Lil' Fab. She is not my sister. Well, not in that way. We don't share any DNA. We don't have the same parents. We probably can't donate kidneys to each other. And we have never met (although we will rectify that in October).

We are, however, cut from the same cloth. Virtual siblings. Spiritual siblings. Soul siblings, as Shelli says.

Now, Megan is also her soul sister. Which I guess makes her my soul sister as well. And now we find that Pup is her sister. Holy cow! It's gonna be a crowed family reunion.

So now in addition to my bio-brother in Seattle, I have three soul sisters. I feel very fortunate that I am the eldest. If I had grown up with three older sisters you just know they would have dressed me up in their clothes and made me the baby when they played house. That would have been humiliating.

It worked out much better when I would sneak into their rooms and dress myself in their clothes in private.

Hey, it made me feel pretty.

Love ya, gals!


Blogger Kentucky Girl said...

Hey, that's really sweet! *tears up* You're such a softie.

11:06 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

And we, or at least I, love you! You can still slay all my dragons and I will still cover for you on all those drug possesion charges you face in the future. Promise.

In October, we could become blood brother and sister if you want! Yah! Let's do it. Awesome!

11:13 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

That is SO cool! I've got a soul sister, too, and hopefully will get to meet her soon. I've never had a sister, just two younger brothers...they were too young to remember me playing "dress-up" with them. Not to mention the "tea parties..."

11:35 PM  
Blogger Karl said...

Holy schnikies...your blog needs to come with a program so I can keep track of the cast.

12:22 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Kentucky Girl--Don't tell anyone! I have an image to maintain!

Shelli--Maybe we could all do the Billy Bob/Angelina thing and all four of us prick our fingers and then mix our blood all up and then wear it in little vials around our necks. That would be either mega-cool or awfully creepy!

Lady K--I am sure they recovered those memories in therapy...

Karl--It IS a little overwhelming to find out you've got a gaggle of sisters you never knew about. Is gaggle the right word? Flock? Pride? Litter?

4:58 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

You never fail to baffle me...soul sisters, mmm maybe you can form a band. Mr. Fabulous and the Soul Sisters. I expect an audio, soon :)

5:00 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Have you any pictures? I'm getting quite turned on at the thought of you in a dress. LOL.

7:49 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

awww. too sweet! :)

8:54 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

It's always best to try on women's lingerie in private...or so I've heard.

9:08 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Yep. That does clear it up as I thought she was really your sister.

I almost feel like I was bamboozaled!

9:15 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

And I am learning to love you even though you keep bogarting my spotlight.

Oh, and I want my Hello Kitty babydoll nightie back. I may need it tonight.

9:41 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--If we do, will you be our ruthless, high-powered manager?

Suze--What did you do with the ones I sent last week? The ones of me in the yellow sundress?

Sandi--Thanks LOL

Mike--This from the guy who was going through Cat's panties last week when she stayed over...

Pud--Bamboozling can be fun, as long as it is with a partner you trust!

Megan--No way, you KNOW that's my favorite! I'm the oldest, I'm the boss of you, and I say no!

10:04 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

um we did dress you up in our play clothes, we did paint your toe nails red, we did try our panties on you and you know you love our nylons because they "make you feel sexy in your skin".

we have the pictures to prove it.
don't fuss with us big bro...

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok if she is not your DNA sis, who is in the pic?

10:13 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

the girl in the picture is actually mr. fab.
He's had issues his whole life, but who wouldn't with us as sistahs..?

he was a cute little girly man, we adored his pig tails, his ruffle panties, and he always, always shared his barbies.

That's a great big bro.

He's very in touch with his feminine side. Now if he would only quit touching it in public.

so embarrassing.
but he's family, whatcha gonna do?

12:24 PM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

What an extended family! I shudder to think what your Thanksgiving get-togethers would be like. ;o)

1:13 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

OMG lol im seeing " family affair" and incestuous thoghts popped into my head

then there is the soul sister part... u guys going on tour??

1:17 PM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

do you prefer fishnet stockings or regular ones? I kinda wanna see ya in the fishnets ok dammit I do want to see ya in fishnets.

1:24 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I think that would be really, really cool! As in, totally. Let's do it.

1:51 PM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

Hey Hon! I have an unused pibk babydoll.... Want it?

1:55 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

What? What?

I go away for a little bit, and I become sushi instead of prime rib, and Shelli gets to be your sister.


Well, I knew she would like your blog when I told her about it.

3:06 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...

My brother just loved it when I dressed him in women's clothes and made him dance to the New Kids On The Block. I think you could have adjusted too...

3:35 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Now I feel stupid. I totally thought you were brother and sister!

4:34 PM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

That WAS sweet. And a little well "different." As long as you felt pretty though. ;-)


6:01 PM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

That rocks! Soul Sister. Excellent.

6:21 PM  
Blogger zhadi said...

Since I'm so woefully behind on your posts due to holing up with my writing and then having my iBook crash, this is a blanket comment, including a big AWWWWWW for the baby picture!

8:02 PM  
Blogger kari said...

I feel all alone. I have no cyber siblings. If I let you wear my panties can I be related too??

9:00 PM  
Blogger Lori said...

If it makes you feel pretty I see nothing wrong with soul sisters sharing their clothes.

9:46 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

sorry, no...would clash with my anti-social issues!

4:30 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

That's reaaly cool. Souls sisters! About the sisters dressing you up: Humiliating, maybe, but cetainly worth a good laugh! Hehe.

6:34 AM  
Blogger marty said...

Will you be playing Eliza Doolittle in the next My Fair Lady revival?

6:42 AM  
Anonymous Demented Dave said...

I sure hate those come from behind hits. Owe dude. If you need a hitman, I am ready!

Demented Dave

11:51 AM  

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