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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Gay or Thirteen Year Old Girl?

I've been doing some thinking and observing. I have been studying other male bloggers. I have studied Mike a lot. I'm a big fan of Mike. I have studied Karl. And Ben. And Nobody. And lots of others.

I'm not sure I'm a man. I exhibit certain behavior that for the most part they do not exhibit.

Let's look at the evidence, shall we?

I pepper my comments with a lot of smilies. A lot of smilies.

I also throw a lot of exclamation marks and LOLs in there as well.

I use italics a lot for words like fabulous and awesome and incredible.

I have shown a disturbing willingness to sing on my blog.

I have been known to use "OMG!".

Often I use "so" and "not" in my sentence construction. Such as "Oh, it is SO over..." and "Oh, you did NOT go there..."

It does not bother me at all to talk about men I find attractive. I've done several posts on it.

I have used the words "hee hee".

So which is it? Am I gay, or am a thirteen year old girl? I have included a poll below with those options as well as eight others. Please help me figure out who I am.

What am I?


A thirteen year old girl.

A playful, sensitive guy.

Confused. Very confused.

Possibly a danger to himself and others.

In need of therapy.

The. Coolest. Guy. Ever.

Someone I need to keep away from my kids.

Clearly a misunderstood genius.

The only man I'll ever love.

Free polls from

Help me. And in the meantime, it is Jen's last day here at The House of Fab. Help a brother out and click on over and give her some love. For me?

I need more sleep.


Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

You're just Fab. Isn't that enough?!

6:20 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

You're a cool, cool soul ;)

6:22 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

I think you are very entertaining so don't go changing!!

7:14 AM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

I kind of thought you were gay because you called yourself Mr. Fabulous. Now I just think that you're the coolest guy ever!!

7:47 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

I use all the same expressions. Who woulda thunk it?
You are not gay....just "cooool as soda pop sittin on ice"
LOL, hehe.

7:48 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Blair--You would think so...

Lorraine--You are too kind!

Katt--I don't plan to! :)

Leave--Thanks! Damn, I was really not fishing for compliments with this post, but I am enjoying them LOL.

Sandi--Wow, that's pretty cool :)

8:45 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I say anyone who can kick himself in the family jewels while walking like a chicken must be a man.

Besides, you are Fabman. Did you forget?

8:58 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

Clearly a misunderstood genius. In my opinion that is.

Please make your rent affordable! I'm so going to vie for some space here. It looks so warm and inviting.

8:59 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

I voted. From the results so far, 25% of your readers think you're a misunderstood genius.

I myself voted for "The only man I will ever love".

Yeah...I said it!

9:01 AM  
Blogger Maidink said...

I say you are clearly a misunderstood genius.

Except for your love of Wayfarers (I'll let you slide on that one), you're pretty cool.

9:06 AM  
Anonymous GreyGuy said...

I'm gay and I don't do any of the things you listed, so you must be a 13-year-old girl

9:10 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Well, at the moment "Genius" has the vote(OMG, I just used quotes. LOL) Agghhhh! It's catching. :D

9:12 AM  
Blogger Maritza said...

Do you talk with your hands alot when you type? Sing a lot of show tunes? I think you're a 13 year old genius.

9:16 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

It's not your fault, Fab. You grew up with three sisters.

You're just you. And that's cool. ;)

9:45 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

OMG, I am SO NOT going to go there. ;) hee hee LOL

I <3 you!

10:14 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Your poll clearly needed one of those "press and hold the CTRL key to select multiple answers" options.

10:17 AM  
Blogger D said...

I too must confess that I thought you were gay when I started reading this blog.

10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should have given us the option of voting: "all of the above".

10:28 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

I'm so loving the poll. LOL. Gee Golly....

Yup, I'm a 13 year old girl myself.

kisses, you're special ed sis...The Pup.

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All of the above, except for the "misunderstood genius" one. I think we ALL pretty much understand...

10:36 AM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

awww no matter what you are still Mr. Fab - and we wouldn't have you any other way....

10:38 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Ahhhh....the centuries old debate huh? Who am I? I've eschewed that completely and have decided that I'm much more content knowing where I am in relationship to the nearest restroom myself.

Not that I'm saying a relationship with a restroom is a bad thing, necessarily.

11:12 AM  
Blogger Karl said...

Yeah, if you're studing me to figure out what a "real man" is, you're screwed. I do half that stuff, too. I hate sports. I know nothing about cars. I'm like a woman with a penis. I should hang out on Hollywood Boulevard.

11:15 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

your not gay?? no you mention it! LOL :)
I am just kidding geeesh don't get your panties in a bind. LOL
I am off to vote for the only man I have ever loved.

11:38 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...


and Fabulous! ;-)

11:50 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

i had to vote that you were cool, cus hubster wouldnt like me voting " only man I ever loved" LMAO

12:09 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

OMG! It can only be "the only guy I'll ever love" as far as I am concerned... obviously *imagine this word in italic* , LOL ;-) :-)

12:13 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

aww, there's nothing wrong with being a metrosexual, mr. fab. ;)

12:22 PM  
Anonymous ficklechick said...

You know, I really hate to use labels.....

12:39 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lynda--Ooh, that sounds like a superhero!

Pixie--okay, just let me get all the crap the Jen left in here moved out...

Pud--I can't ask for more than that!

Maidink--You are such a sunglasses snob LOL

Greyguy--I suspected as much...

Suze--LOL You must be gay, too!

Maritza--Like Doogie Howser?

Megan--That's true--you all ruined me!

Shelli--Coward :)

Blogarita--You're right...I could be a gay 13 year old girl genius...

Pup--LOL Thanks sis :)

Dick--You do? Could you explain it to me, please?

D--LOL. Hey, I might still be!

Fantastagirl--Awww..bless your heart! :)

Mike--You know, I don't disagree with that at all...

Karl--That would have been another good name for your blog "Woman With A Penis"

Beady--I like it when my panties get all bound up. Or is it that I like to get bound up with my panties...

Pissy--Are you, my dear, are the most glamorous denizen in all of hell!

Bluepaintred--I totally understand :)

Dutchy--I'll make all your dreams come true! :)

Webmiztris--I don't dress well enough to be metro, I am afraid...

Ficklechick--No? That's all I do LOL

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Amanda said...

I don't think you can ask other people to tell you who you are, Mr. Fab. You have to reach deep down in your soul and figure that one out for yourself.

My vote was "gay," by the way.

1:02 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Forget about that experience
you had in the 70's you were

I think you are one funny witty

2:07 PM  
Blogger Jozee said...

I chose playful, sensitive guy. The rest is up to you!

Oh, yes and generous. For the offer of the lap dance. (Those are only good if one wants them tho.)
Flowers work better. wink* wink*

2:24 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

You rock. We all love you, but then, you already know that.

2:29 PM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

hey! Did I just see correctly that you took me on in BotB! No fair. Mr. Fab is loved by all sorts...straight, gay, lemurs...

2:38 PM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

You're a straight drag queen!
You're alliterative!

You're unique -- a rare desert bloom!

3:11 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

It does? Well, maybe you are a superhero.

By the way, how can I rent for free? lol! Oh, and do you happen to wear Manties? Your answer will really influence my vote. At least, it would if I hadn't already voted.

3:52 PM  
Blogger zhadi said...

I think you're definitely metro something or another...

5:01 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

I know you will... I know... * caught up in private fantasy *

5:03 PM  
Blogger Me said...

I love this post! Very funny! You've GOT to be smarter than a 13 year old girl. I posted about one today on Typepad, coincidentally. Come by and check it out.

5:25 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Amanda--It's nice to know I can count on my coworkers...

Michele--Well, the 70's were like that...

Jozee--Flowers you say? Hmm....

Erin--I love you guys too!

Pixie--I figured you would beat me. I've been on a losing streak..

CP--A rare desert bloom, I like that! You're so classy!

Lynda--Oh yeah, I forgot about that! Manties? I'll have to check that out...

Zhadi--Not that there's anything wrong with that :)

Dutchy--YEAH, baby :)

Kelly--Thanks, and thanks for coming by! I'll check it out...

6:15 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

do you miss me?

7:11 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Jen--The place sure does seem empty now that you mention it...

8:56 PM  
Blogger Dramedy Girl said...

I'm torn between cool and confused, so I erred on the side of cool. :o)

11:03 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

OMG!!! Gay?? You??? heehee///You are so NOT I am so retarded,,,,lol

12:02 AM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

I promise I picked 'genius' Er, sure I did. You're fun and entertaining. All anyone could ask for.

Really, I think you're just a guy who really loves his blog, and that ain't not bad.

(that was a joke, not a grammatical error )

12:14 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

"Clearly a misunderstood genius" was my vote, AND very cool :)

1:20 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Most amazing thing happened this morning as I was doing a search to justify my use of air conditionner during a thunder storm. Well Damnit, that's when it gets the hottest!!! Anyway, I digress, during my research I fell on some info, and to my surprise noticed that this person was a blogger, but dig this, in checking further, What do it see? Mr. Fabulous leaving a comment!!! You're everywhere, sigh, I'm so proud.
PS Really I mean, surely my little air conditionner in my upstairs window, will not attract lightning, will it? and if it does, well, the house won't explode, right??? I seek your fabulous guidance;)

3:13 AM  
Anonymous Tricia said...

Of course you're a clearly misunderstood genius who happens to be in touch with your inner 13 year old girl. (just don't touch her too much or you'll end up behind bars!) hee hee

Lynda ... thanks to your Manties link now I'm picturing a post of Fab wearing Manties and the clogs while holding a lemur. Now wouldn't that be something? :)

5:18 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelly--Always a good choice!

Chelle--LMAO You nut!

Gunn Girl--I would hope so! LOL

CS--Thank you, oh glamorous one! :)

Lorraine--Yes, you house is going explode and kill us all. Thanks a lot PAL! LOL

Tricia--Unless I move to Kentucky. I think you can touch 13 year olds there...

6:08 AM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

I voted for the coolest guy ever. :)

1:11 PM  
Blogger Sophia said...

Wow you deffinetly got me thinking =]

3:09 PM  

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