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Friday, June 09, 2006

Guest Bloggin' Fool

Yesterday I did an audio post for Dawn at So a Blonde Walks Into a Blog. If you are feeling brave, you can go ahead and listen to it here.

Only slightly less disturbing is the guest post I did for Katt at Kattbanjo. You can find that here.

My two youngest sisters are going to have a reunion today, as Shelli is flying to spend a long weekend with Megan. They'll be here in Florida, but still really far away, so Mrs. Fab and I won't get a chance to see them, which is a bummer. But when Shelli's family is here in October I we'll at least get to see her and Jason. I'll be doing guest posts for both of them while they are at the spa (or in prison) , and I think they will both be up Monday. I'll let you know.

I hope Megan has plenty of whipped cream available (see below).

Have you gone to see my renter yet? She came in late and really drunk last night and urinated in the potted plant by the front door in the foyer. Then she threw up in the fireplace. Then she swallowed and ate three of our goldfish and stumbled off to bed. Is this what it's like over in Holland? Damn!

I hope to catch up on everyone's blogs today. I was going to do it yesterday but Blogger had other plans.

If you will excuse me, I have a potted plant I need to throw out. Eww....someone has been eating asparagus...

31 Comments:

Blogger Ginnie said...

Blogger did have issues yesterday, didn't it! And just when I got back to catch up on everybody! So here's to catching up on YOU, Mr. Fab. It's good to be back.

4:06 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

yeah Blogger was a pain yesterday!
I like asparagus, although it gives urine a funny smell. I thought you'd like to know that!

5:48 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Hey, don't we ALL have issues in SOME form or another? Am I right??

6:01 AM  
Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

I knew a guy once that used to pee in a container and use it in his flowerbed because it kept away the cats from tromping on his flowers. You probably should have kept the potted plant. Why I don't know, the pee would have worked on it somehow.

6:40 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

I like the title of the blog today, fool being the operative word here, if blogger goes down again today I will have the world's biggest hissy fit. Of course I have free blogger account so I am getting what I paid for, right?

6:41 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ginnie--And it's good to HAVE you back, my friend!

Lorraine--Oh yes, I am well aware LOL

Dick--Not me. Nosirree :)

Blair--Yeah, that sounds like the kind of guys you know :)

Katt--I hope it doesn't go down then, cause you seemed a little unglued yesterday LOL

6:50 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

There is NEVER a dull moment in the Fab household!

7:15 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Mmmmm...goldfish!

And that post about your driveway? Could have been the renter.

7:36 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Blogger has been having a bitch-fit all week! Good thing it is a free service. Can you imagine how much more complaining I would be doing if I actually paid for it?

8:14 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I will try to have the post up on Monday. It depends on what other bad things you say about me while I am gone. :P

8:40 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Yeah yeah yeah, just blame the renter... I will be hunting down all your asses with my bad ass spiked wooden shoes! LOL

8:47 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

Them dutch is nuts...:p

8:50 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Spidey--Ain't that the truth!

Lynda--You know, the poop DID look Dutch. It had been sculpted in the shape of a windmill...

Pud--I am counting the days to wordpress...

Shelli--Bad things? Now Shelli, you KNOW you've got a problem...

Dutchy--Don't make me lock you in your room!

Sandi--I know! They all are, so you only notice it when they're out of the country. Over there they appear normal.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

blogger has issues because it hates me.. i think it needs to get drunk

10:19 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

I read and heard your guest post over at Katt's.

I'm afraid to read anymore....

10:35 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

Maybe if I replaced the Redi-Whip with Fat Free Cool Whip (without telling her, of course), then tied her to the bed for the weekend while she detoxed, we could save her from... from...

What are we saving her from?

10:43 AM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

"She came in late and really drunk last night and urinated in the potted plant by the front door in the foyer. Then she threw up in the fireplace. Then she swallowed and ate three of our goldfish and stumbled off to bed. Is this what it's like over in Holland? "

I don't know, but that's what it's like with me here in Bumfuck Nowhere, PA!

11:16 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Are you sure you mean to say "potted" plant? Did your renter bring it over? ;)

12:42 PM  
Blogger Tenacious T said...

Wow - your renter sounds like she knows how to party!

Blogger has sucked lately.

12:43 PM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

Blogger's STILL having issues, I assure you! I have been having some real difficulties posting on people's sites for about a week!!!!!

1:14 PM  
Blogger Mimi said...

Wasn't expecting your nipple on Katt's blog today!LOL

Blogger is a BITCH!

1:56 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is hilarious!!!!!!

2:18 PM  
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2:24 PM  
Blogger kari said...

I luuuvvv whipped cream. Yum. Not so much on the asparagus though.

2:45 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Hey fab, i have an easy gag
reflex go easy on the vomit
stories.

3:58 PM  
Blogger zhadi said...

I checked out your post on Kattbanjo. Yes, you have a very brown nipple. I loved the battlecry...my very first audiopost experience.

I'm scarred for life.

4:22 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

i just read your guest post for katt... all i can say is


oh

my

god


help us

5:32 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Bluepaintred--Is that what people do when they hate you? LOL

Pissy--Please DO be afraid...very afraid~

Megan--From herself, dear sister, from herself.

Webmiztris--Well, Holland IS the Pennsylvania of Europe!

Suze--Believe me, if it had been one of "those" plants she wouldn't have peed in it!

Mimi, Rebecca and Tenacious T--Blogger must die!

Tracy-- :)

Kari--There are better uses for whipped cream!

Michele--There is a fellatio joke in there somewhere...

Zhadi--I blame myself...

Bluepaintred--It is too intense for Canadians! :)

9:42 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Blogger is really pissing me off! But it didn't seem to be able to stop your fans from hearing you belt out "Man, I Feel Like a Woman." That will be a classic now!

10:23 PM  
Blogger Kayla said...

Whew!
So I'm not the only one who craves goldfish after a long night of drinking?

I love your blog! Always good for a tremendous laugh

12:15 AM  
Anonymous Mickie said...

Love your blog. This is my first visit, but I will be back really soon :)
Hugs,
Mickie

1:52 AM  

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