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Saturday, June 24, 2006

I just woke up with this thought...

Wouldn't it be great if you could send babies through the mail? Instead of getting a babysitter you could just mail the baby to yourself and get it back in a few days. Instead of putting baby on a bus to grandma's house, just mail it. Why aren't we doing this?

26 Comments:

Blogger Spider Walk said...

I think you are up FAR too early this morning, Mr.Fab
Hahahaaa!!!

5:57 AM  
Blogger The Girlfriend said...

Great idea but then the postal system isn't that reliable lol
and you'd have to stick a return to sender address on the babies forehead :)

x

6:13 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

don't have any kids, do you? Believe me they're not easy to stuff in an package...wiggly little things!

6:21 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I meant to say, maybe you shouldn't wake up ;

6:22 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I meant to say, maybe you shouldn't wake up ;

6:22 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Or alternatively you just drop little nephew off at auntie Suze' house and run! :D

7:04 AM  
Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

WTF did you smoke before bed last night?!

7:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why mail them back to yourself? Send them to the grandparents! Then let them mail them back. Gives you a few extra days at least..


Kestrel

9:55 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

I'm thinking we don't do this for a couple of reasons. One is that with the numberof disgruntled postal workers out there, you just never know if a loud and stinky package would actually get delivered, or if they'd "accidentally" lose it. There are also the heightened terror alert rules of mailing stuff. And also, as someone above said, the postal service is sometimes unreliable. Personally, I would just fax them somewhere.

10:34 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Um, because they need to eat and be changed. Who would do that? You are weird.

10:35 AM  
Blogger marty said...

Are you thinking of child kennels?

Or maybe get Netflix involved, where every month you get 4 kids and you keep as many as you want and send the others back.

11:23 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

I think you should really go back to bed. seriously.:)

11:26 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Did you take 5 pills again? Do I need to send my dad over?

11:28 AM  
Blogger michele said...

The post office isn't realible
for that to happen.We would have lost babies all over the country.
What happens with c.o.d.,if you
don't pay will the baby be
returned to sender?

12:06 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

ummm please remind me never to let you baby sit my boys !

mail a lemur to yourself and see what happens!

12:43 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Spidey--That happens a lot! :)

The Girlfriend--You are always thinking! Thanks for stopping by!

Lorraine-You have to apply yourself...

Lorraine--But that would mean...

Suze--Shall we send some over?

Blair--That, my friend, is classified :)

Kestrel--Another good idea! :)

Amber--Of course! Faxing! Why didn't I think of that!

Shelli--Oh, everything has to be perfect for you, doesn't it sis? :)

Marty--Oh man, another sweet idea. Is someone writing these down?

Sandi--Don't worry, I did!

Lynda--LOL No pills, I swear!

Michele--Lost babies can be donated somewhere...

Bluepaintred--Come on, let me babysit. What could happen? :)

4:00 PM  
Blogger ariadneK, Ph.D. said...

FUCK YEAH that would rock. :-)

6:12 PM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

I don't know why we don't do that. It sounds like a plan to me...

6:48 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ari and Dawn--Fianlly, some fellow visionaries! :)

9:33 PM  
Blogger JustMeTalking said...

I was thinking ....
When you have a child ... you put up with it until it is 4, 5 or 6, than you bring it to bordingschool. Than when he / she comes back from bordingschool when they are about 18 you tell them it is time to live on their own ... Than it would be GREAT to have kids ! I just did not know what to do with them until they go to school, but you solved THAT problem for me ! Whoppeeee !!!

4:30 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Justmetalking--Brilliant! I am happpy you were able to take the idea and run with it!

8:42 AM  
Blogger shirley said...

Cuz you'd have to poke holes into the mailing box & a lot of people would forget.

11:49 AM  
Blogger shirley said...

Also, I don't think mail-people really listen to the "This End Up" instructions on boxes. Although maybe they would if a few babies pooped on them, teach 'em a lesson!

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Francesca Gray said...

Same reason the mute button on the tv remote control won't work on kids.... us adults might have far too much fun!

1:16 PM  
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12:38 AM  

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