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Friday, June 23, 2006

It is a bear market for fabulousness...

I saw this over at a round peg in a square hole earlier this week. Have you been over to see D? She's fabulous. In fact, when Mrs. Fab and I move to Holland, I might pick her to fill one of my three remaining wife slots. She's Canadian, so I think she'll speak the language. Well, I don't know what they speak up there above the border, but I'm sure it's gibberish of some kind...

Anyway...let me throw this out at you:

I am worth $1,719,666 on HumanForSale.com
It's a website at which you put in a lot of pertinent information about yourself, and it will calculate how much you are worth as a human being.
I was wicked disappointed. D was worth $2,034,060. She's Canadian. They ought to knock half a mil off right from the start for that.
Apparently, the market for fabulousness is not what it used to be. I am old and dried up. There is little left for me now but for my people to put me out on an ice floe and let me float away. I am not sure where they float away to. Maybe to Rhode Island. I should ask my renter, Jen. Or I would if she could hear my banging on the door. Once again she is playing her music too damn loud. You know, there are just some decibel levels at which John Tesh records should not be played. Go over there and ask her to turn the volume down, will you please? Maybe she'll listen to you.
So...when I was taking the test I was thinking the focus would be seeing if anyone could top how much I was worth. Obviously, I have had to switch my thinking on that. Now I'm wondering if anyone will prove to be worth less than me. I think that is the real question here.
How much are you worth? Let me know. Don't forget to answer the questions honestly...

48 Comments:

Blogger Lynda said...

Many Dutch immigrate to Canada.

And for what it is worth, I think you are priceless.

10:27 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

OK, I took the test:

You are worth exactly $1,536,000.

Feel better?

10:32 PM  
Blogger Finn said...

$2,139,710. At least someone in the family is worth more than a Canadian.

10:53 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

Na, na na na-na! I'm worth more than you are. I'm worth $1,950,560, exactly.

Weird. Seems unethical to put a price on a person.

10:53 PM  
Anonymous Eric T. said...

$1,622,150. I can't believe I'm worth less than you. Must be the effect of Fantasy Sports.

10:54 PM  
Blogger Itchy said...

Well it says that I'm worth $1,119,000...however when I looked at the breakdown it didn't register some of my answers. Humph!

10:56 PM  
Anonymous Annie said...

A mere $610,260.

11:14 PM  
Blogger CeCe said...

$1,143,520

That's how much I'm worth. I think females are worth more than males. And you ARE bald...

11:51 PM  
Blogger CeCe said...

Kay, that didn't make sense, since I'm worth less.. but you have an education, and I don't. And you make more than I do... so.. I think that women in general have an advatange.

11:53 PM  
Blogger Karl said...

$2,229,430

Damn, I'm good. Ladies? Who wants some?

11:53 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I'm worthless. But if you want to know how worthless, I will tell you.

$1,470,080 I am worth less than you. That just sucks.

12:23 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

No dedication Friday?

12:37 AM  
Blogger shirley said...

I'm worth a little under $2 million, yay! Where do I cash this in?

Although let's be honest: I'll be worth nothing once they take my answers from that quiz & steal my identity!

Can your dedication Friday be that "Money, Money, Money" song? Hee!

12:54 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

omg LOL i answered honestly, except for the baldness comment I am worth 2.1 mill... wanna buy me ?


THIS TEXT HAS BEEN TRANSLATED FROM CANADIAN GIBBERISH TO LEMUR YELPS

1:04 AM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

Well now that was depressing!
;-) But should contribute to making you feel better Mr. Fab.

I am worth: $1,694,692.

3T

3:12 AM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

The hubby Kevin weighed in at a hefty $2,113,460.

3T

3:20 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lynda--Yes, that does make me feel better. You probably cheated and dumbed down just to finish lower on purpose. Bless you!

Megan--Well, you always WERE the highest maintenance of all of us...

Erin--Ethics? What are these ethics of which you speak?

Eric--Oh yeah, they take off plenty for that!

Itchy--Oh sure, blame the system!

Annie--What? No way! Are you a crack whore?

Cece--That depends on what you call an education. I am just a high school graduate...

Karl--You bastard!

Shelli--Ha ha! In your face, sis! :)

Shelli--I forgot again! LOL

Shirley--You? Two million? Oh that explains it, the site must be broken LOL

Bluepaintred--Damn girl, I did a spit take at your translation comment. Now I'm all wet!

3T--Added together, that's pretty good! Kudos! :)

6:13 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I tried,
truly I did,
Gibberish
I give you
I am worthless
To you
Really I couldn't remember the anwers...Is losing your mind an asset?

6:20 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

I don't wanna know. it would probably depress me

7:16 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

I'm only worth: $1,466,840. I feel so cheap now.

7:23 AM  
Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

You sure bust on Canadians a lot. Don't you believe in Karma?!

I'm worth $1,442,390.

7:23 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

$1,101,500
Well shit. I am lower...I feel so bad.. I really should just go back to bed and cry...wahhhhh.

8:09 AM  
Blogger Ginnie said...

Hmm. I'm worth $1,689,570, they say, but I couldn't remember my SAT score. Would that have made me worth more or less?! That's pretty good for a retired 61-yr-old, right :)

9:17 AM  
Blogger Va Va Voom said...

I wonder how they come up with these figures! I'm worth $1,829,850 and I'd like to see the money before I die, not after someone claims my life insurance.

9:33 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

I answered honestly, should have lied.
Now I am crying.

9:57 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

I did this a long time ago. Let me dig back in my archives for the post.

Hold on.....here it is. I'm worth $1,534,000. At least I was back in February. I wonder if I'm like a fine wine and better now?

10:14 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

$1,226,038 is what I am worth but I worth soo much more than that :)

10:20 AM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

that test is a bit fishy. how are you supposed to answer the facethejury.com question when you don't have a profile on that site to begin with?

and why are 'do you smoke marijuana?' and 'do you use drugs?' separate questions? apparently they don't count marijuana as a drug? lmao!

and then in the breakdown, it gave me $0 for NOT being bald! WTF??

anyway, I'm worth $1,568,550...

11:07 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Damn! I can't do it we don't have the same catagories in the UK. *stomps foot* :(

11:30 AM  
Blogger D said...

It seems like Canadians in general are doing well on this test - so much for your theory MF (which is your new name, doubling as an acronym for Mr Fabulous, as well as something else).

My love can be bought for some wooden shoes.

12:31 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Mr.Fab that was fun,i'm worth
$1,222,342.I always knew i was
all that and a bag of chips!

12:44 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Hey! I am commenting again because I am surfing BlogMad and your blog came up! LOL

12:50 PM  
Blogger nanuk said...

I don't know how D values herself so highly. Quite by conincidence, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation released a report showing that the average Canadian was only worth a paltry $140,800 - and that's in Canadian funds. Here's the URL: http://www.cbc.ca/story/business/national/2006/06/23/networth.html?ref=rss

1:29 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

I'm priceless

and for the record
I have to play the John Tesh music loud.. it's the only thing that drowns out Mr. Fabs blaring music

He rotates bewteen WINGS greatest hits
and the soundtrack to Yentl

He plays it over and over and over..
rather disturbing

1:38 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

$1,848,306

2:04 PM  
Blogger cherish said...

I think you are worth much more than that!!! I am surprised you did not get priceless!

3:19 PM  
Blogger Glamorous Redneck said...

I'm worth $1,612,540. But I live in Podunk where the pay is less, so that probably has an effect on my value

3:59 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Okay, I added you to my "three sixes" list today!

I got $2,270,990. Ha!

4:08 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

i just took the test
only worth $1,989,174

4:31 PM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

The last time I was there I was worth like $900,000 or something. I'm gonna go back though.

But you beat me. Hmph!

4:39 PM  
Blogger Ellie said...

$1,647,560

I thought I would get more...hmmf!
Found you through Dick Small

4:44 PM  
Blogger Maritza said...

Just dropping by to bask in your fabulousness! Since the test doesn't calculate worth in pesetas, I didn't take it. I know, I live in Jersey why am I using pesetas? I don't know, it just seemed like a good idea.

5:58 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--That's okay, we love you just the way you are!

Katt--I'm sorry, hon. I know you are down right now :(

Pud--THAT'S why you feel cheap? :)

Blair--I kid the Canadians because I love! I could easily live in Canada :)

Sandi--All you probably have to do is move out of Minnesota :)

Ginnie--Darn right!

Va Va--You have PLENTY of years left! :)

Lori--Hon, you are worth a TON!

Pixie--I would say the answer to that would be yes :)

Beady--Mississippi must be a depressed market :)

Webmiztris--Hey, shave your head and see if the score changes :)

Suze--I would say you would be worth a cool 2 million :)

D--I wonder what the other thing MF would stand for...

Michele--And GOOD chips too, not that Pringles crap!

Shelli--My sister is hooked on BlogMad...LOL

Nanuk--I think D is worth 20 times more than the average Canadian...

Jen--Don't make me come in there with a lamp...

Tabz--Nice! :)

Cherish--You are so sweet! What do you want? LOL

GR--Hey, thanks for coming by. Podunk, eh? Sounds lovely :)

ABB--I figured you for a high dollar gal :)

Jen--Still more than me!

GunnGirl--Yeah, but you've got your whole future ahead of you. I've got one foot in the grave :)

Ellie--Hey, I appreciate you stopping by. Stay away from Dick, though, that guy is a loose cannon LOL

6:07 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Fabman - I think I am going to cry. You told me you listened to that Fiddler on the Roof album I got you every day. Now I hear it is Styx and Lentl. :(

Oh, and I didn't lie. My deadly sin is sloth, so I am too lazy to lie.

7:27 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

I'm worth $1,477,500....

I think it was the negative rating on cup size that hurt....

10:21 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Hey it is your fault that I am hooked on BlogMad, you bastard! Way to go, asshole. Just kidding. You know I love you. This can be your payback for me getting you hooked on crack.

10:58 PM  
Anonymous Luin said...

I am worth $1,572,058. So shut the eff up.

12:21 AM  
Blogger Plunky said...

Hmmm, I'm worth more than this, dammit.

I am worth $1,889,148

What the hell? I am so worth at least 2 mil.

7:45 PM  

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