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Thursday, June 29, 2006

It's quiz time, kids!

Okay, as I mentioned yesterday, we're going to have a quiz! Have you studied? If you did, it didn't matter. I don't think any of the answers can be found on my blog. The winner will receive a $50 gift certificate from Mystical Incense & More. How cool is that? Check out all the neat stuff they have. And best of all, I won't have to mail anything.

Okay, pay attention. You can take the quiz here: Mr. Fab's Eclectic Quiz

Now, we're going to need a tiebreakers probably, because there are only ten questions, and I don't think they are particularly difficult. So here they are. Whoever get closest to the number will win first prize:

First Tiebreaker: How many CDs are in our CD changer in our home (0-300)?
Second Tiebreaker: How many songs are on my iPod? (0-10,000)

We will only go to the second tiebreaker if two or more people get the first tiebreaker correct.

If you see that you have gotten the high score at the time you take the test, you can email your answers to me at tjotjog(at)yahoo(dot)com.

The contest will run until 7 PM on Sunday, EST.

Good luck!

I would like to thank everyone for all the nice comments over the last couple of days. It made me feel good and, if I am being honest, some of them even caused my nethers to swell.

The top pick from the poll a few days ago is that I am a Misunderstood Genius, with 19% of the vote. Coolest Guy Ever was second with 16% and Playful Sensitive Guy was third with 13%.

Eleven of you picked me as The Only Man I've Ever Loved. Consequently we have doubled security around the Fab Fortress and we are currently taking bids from contractors on how much it would cost to build a moat around the property, in case any of you turn into real life stalkers.

Of course...on the flip side of that...I could probably open up a little internet store and sell my used underwear and other personal items to my adoring public. I mean, if there's a market for it...

46 Comments:

Blogger Mel said...

Haha I am first to comment! Of course there is no else up at this god forsaken time!

I love quizes! I will take it when the coffee kicks in....

5:46 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Got 100 everyone! Aced it!... well, okay I cheated. I took it once and marked down all the right answers then took it again. Sorry, but I'm that shallow I'll do anything to win. Save the certificate for the real winner, Fab! Still, it's nice to know so much more about you....

6:05 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

I'm not going to try on the contest. I want a used navy blue dress sock. If you sell you unmentionables. I want to roll on it.

7:12 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

I'd like your magazine collection.

7:30 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

God! I suck at this!

I was wondering how dick scored 100!

I thought maybe you had gone 'Brokeback' on us or something, Mr Fab.....

8:15 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

I took it. I only know about half your life.

8:19 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Mel--Coffee might help :)

Dick--Umm...that's actually kind of annoying, Dick...

Katt--Hey, careful what you wish for. I WILL send you one!

Dick--I don't have a magazine collection...

Pissy--If I ever do go "Brokeback" it will be with Clive Owen :)

Pud--Most of it wasn't really about my life. I think you did well!

8:25 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

Sigh.. I am soooo bad at quizzes..it was fun though;)

8:34 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

I am with Big Pissy how did Dick score a 100.

Note to self next time study more.

8:38 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

I sucked!!! It was fun to take though. If you gave out prize for lowest score I would win. Oh well it was fun so I guess I will have to settle on buying your used underwear.

8:43 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I could have studied for that. Or cheated like Dick did. However, I like to think I have some morals.

8:57 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

2 right, 8 wrong, guesses all.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I GUESS THE QUESTIONS ARE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. SORRY!

Sandi--You gave it the old college try!

Lori--It's okay, we still love ya!

Beady--Boxers or briefs? :)

Lynda--You do. No one should resort to stooping to Dick's level LOL. Sorry Dick! :)

Blogarita--At least you have The King!

9:16 AM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Holy crap I got a 70 and I guessed on most of them...maybe this is why I did so good on the SAT's...

9:34 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Well, at least I was honest about cheating. I suppose it would have been more annoying if I fessed up AFTER i received the gift certificate. I guess some people you can't please no matter WHAT you do. ...

9:47 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

I demand a recount! I mean really, do you actually expect me to read the crap you write on this blog? ;)

10:08 AM  
Blogger D said...

I got the first two right and then bombed the rest, what is wrong with me? What kind of Mr Fab Fan am I? I am so disappointed.

*sigh*

10:09 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

sell your used underwear?!?!?!!?

Since when did you stop going commando?

GAWD! The family is the last to know.

10:29 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Fantastagirl--Did you use your super powers?

Dick--You can please me by touching me right...there.

Megan--You always were the sister with ADD :)

D--It's okay, you are still one of my favorites!

10:33 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

You got it! My apologies for the cheating thing. Sometimes I can't help myself. After all, I AM a politician...

10:37 AM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

I'm not going to enter the contest, but I DID have a question...

What in the hell is a "swelling nether"?

10:50 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

This quiz made me very crabby! Thank you very much. So instead of trying to answer them right, in protest, I tried to answer them all wrong. I still got two right. Dammit!






I am down here in the corner pouting now.

11:58 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

I think I did OK for a non-US citizen (so pretty oblivious to most subjects of the questions...). I only know about pot, wooden shoes, windmills and tulips really

12:47 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Dutch, really what else do you need to know? Did I tell you I got 10 out of 10?

1:01 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

i took the quiz twice, first time i got 20, should have gotten 30 but i hit the wrong button...
second time i took it i got 100 lol

1:09 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dick--Good point...

Attila--Nether regions...you know..."down below"... :)

Shelli--How sad that my sisters are doing so badly...

Dutchy--Not bad for foreign national...

Bluepaintred--Next time I am doing a quiz you can only take once!

1:18 PM  
Blogger michele said...

I'll pass on the the test, i know
so little about you.Except the
fact you are into lemurs,not that
there's anything wrong with that.

1:21 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

Wow, that was so hard. I hadn't heard of most of these. I got 9th but I have the feeling it will end up being 99th. :)

2:14 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

awesome, I got the lowest score so far! boo ya!

3:04 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

Did better than I thought I would!

5:16 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

I have a daughter named Dixie. She's a model....

5:32 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Michele--God bless your tolerance!

Suze-I bet that's not the first time you've said that first sentence :)

Webmiztris--You overachiever, you!

Dixie--I am not surprised you did well :)

5:33 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Since everyone's done so poorly, even though I cheated can I still have the gift certificate? I mean it WAS 10 out of 10....

5:51 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

I mean, if I hadn't cheated I still would have got 9 out of 10. Just askin'.

5:52 PM  
Blogger Nobody said...

Hey! I got 10 out of 10 too. And no one saw me cheating so you can't prove anything.

6:54 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Super Powers? Nope - I truly guessed on all of them...guess I should have talked to Dick about cheating...

7:08 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

BlogMad hit! Woo hoo!!!

10:00 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

Ring-a-ding your ding-a-ling! It's Blogmad, baby!

10:55 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

What kind of name is Lymon Bostock?? Okie, just wanted to say that, back to the quiz!

11:11 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

...uh-oh! Is there a prize for lowest score?

11:13 PM  
Blogger Kentucky Girl said...

So hard! Eym sew stewpud with pop-up quizzes. :P

Good luck to those taking the quiz...I took it but I think I didn't do very well. hehe

12:42 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

whats a blogmad hit?

1:38 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Turn into "real" stalkers... as opposed to "fake" stalkers or what...

And for the record: we would neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever even consider that... wahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

6:31 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

I know approximatly 1/3rd of your life. It was a fun quiz though!

8:56 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

I suck. But at least I'm not a cheater.

10:25 AM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

I totally sucked at that quiz. But I was feeling low and depressed about it so I didn't finish it.

8:07 AM  

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