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Sunday, June 04, 2006

My precioussssss...

Isn't it beautiful? It's my Verizon wireless XV6700 pocket PC. I am in looooove.

I haven't had a personal cell phone in many years. I have a company cell phone that I never use much, and if I needed to make a rare personal phone call I could always use that.

But I felt the need to get away from that. I needed my own phone. I want to be able to talk and text with my blogging buddies. I can't do that on my company phone.

Mrs. Fab, bless her heart, insisted I get a PDA. She knows how much time I spend online. Plus, when I transfer to the branch I will in all liklihood lose my internet access. I would have no way of keeping up with my email and comments. Well, now I do.

I have 1350 anytime minutes per month, unlimited text messaging, and unlimited internet surfing. This may be old hat for some of you, but not to me. Cell phones have come a long way since I last had one!

Check out the glorious details:

General Features:64 MB RAM/128 MB Flash Bluetooth Enabled Flash Camera (1.3M Pixel) w 8x digital zoomDisplay - 240x320 (65K Colors)E-mail and Internet Access QWERTY Keyboard Removable Memory Slot - MiniSDSpeakerphone 6.5 oz. 5.20H x 2.32W x 0.93D inches

MS Windows Mobile 5.0 Features:Microsoft Activesync Microsoft Media Player Microsoft Office Excel MobileMicrosoft Pocket Internet Explorer Microsoft Office Outlook MobileMicrosoft Office Word MobileMicrosoft Office Powerpoint Mobile

Network & Usage Features:1XEVDO (Broadband Internet)1XRTT WiFi Up to 300 Minutes Usage Time Up to 200 Hours Stand by Time

I plan to devote a significant chunk of time today learning the ins and outs of this beauty.

And I'll be sharing my number with those of you who need it.

I'm in heaven.


Blogger Shelli said...

Ha ha! Nana nana boo boo! I am first. I am the winner. I also think I am first to have the number!!! Well besides Mrs. Fab.

12:06 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--I'm glad it hasn't gone to your head :)

12:10 AM  
Blogger Her Uber Cuteness said...

Whoa now...
Unlimited texting??
I think that could get to be dangerous!!!
What about pictures?? Can I send you pics??
Wait.. I don't have the number...

12:24 AM  
Blogger zhadi said...

All of this technology makes my li'tl ol' head spin...I think I need a mint julep...

But I am happy that YOU are happy.

1:06 AM  
Blogger karaoke queen said...

Ooooooooo, my husband would be jealous!! He really wants one of those PDA phones. If you want to see the peak of cellphone technology, come to Japan. My phone (its just a phone - no PDA *insert sad face here*)was really cheap and I can listen to mp3s, take pictures with a 3 megapixel camera and watch digital television on it. All phones here can surf the net etc now in Japan as the Japanese are crazy about their cellphones!! My particular phone isn't available in North America but its a combo company phone - made by AU which is a local Japanese carrier and Hitachi. Its uber cool. I love it. I understand your love for your new electronic baby. I take it everywhere.

1:09 AM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

Whoa! Nice! In a few years we'll have cellphones that can wash the dishes and dust.... I hope... :)

1:20 AM  
Blogger Karl said...

Yikes, that's a beauty. Did you have to sell your soul and sign up for 8 years of Verizon?

1:30 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

That is a pretty sharp piece of technology. I would love to have one if I didn't have internet access.

I could do without the phone though. Never have liked phones. Even though I have a cell phone.

1:43 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

Mmm, that sounds like a supremely enjoyable way to waste time. I'm jealous!

1:54 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

i have no idea what those strange words and numbers mean... i donet have a cell phone or even a laptop!

but i am a stay at home mom! i dont need then new fangled gagets!

2:15 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Zhadi--LOL You play the southern belle very well!

KQheen--That reminds me, when you call it an electronic baby. I need to give it a name...

MP--well, it would be a while before we let Canada have that kind of technology LOL

2:23 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Karl--Only two years, and the joke is on them, because I have no soul. I am dead inside.

Lynda--Well, they CAN be a cruel mistress, no doubt about that

Erin--Thanks! It should keep me out of trouble!

Bluepaintred--And we like you just the way you are!

2:24 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

OMG I could wet my little knickers just reading your post. I want one I want one I want one!!!

2:58 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

hmmm I 'll take the wet knickers when you are thru , dutch bitch

3:06 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

Wow. That's a really nice pocket PC! You keep amaing me. Have fun reading the user manual :-)

4:23 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Mr. know how I feel about the phone!!!

4:57 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dutchy and Bluepaintred--Hey, what are you guys doing, turning my blog into some kind of wet knicker exchange site? :)

CS--Um...Actually I was hoping I could send you the manual and you could explain it to me...

Lorraine--I do, and I'm sorry. This must have been traumatic for you...

6:19 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

Can you put your nipple on it as background photo????

7:33 AM  
Blogger Lori said...


My precioussss

Must have my preciousssss

I think I might need that number too... so preciousss!

7:37 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

Hey I think I will need that number, I also have verizon so we are "IN" woohoo. I have unlimited pix and text with my Razr phone too. Think of the fun we could have, think of how much time we could waste!! It boggles the mind.

Consider this though carefully, when I cant sleep I text random movie lines. Last week it was Napoleon Dynamite. "Vote for Pedro"

8:03 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Ooh, Activesynch, Powerpoint (ooh err!) and wifi. If you keep talking to me like this I may have to...

I'm back now, boy I needed to take care of that. :)

8:21 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Katt--You know, I bet I could...

Lori--It sounds as if you would try to takes my preciousss away...

Mel--Don't tempt me like that! I loves me some movie quotes! In fact I have a draft of a post on that subject that has been hanging around forever...

Suze--LMAO--TELL me about it! :))))

8:45 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

Ohhhh.. I am so insanely jealous.. I seriously NEED one of those!

I am a freak about text messaging, especially at is all that keeps me sane without computer access all day.
I would be in heaven with that machinery!

9:32 AM  
Blogger Matthew S. Urdan said...

Hey Mr. Fab, would you like to guest blog on MTMD?

9:36 AM  
Blogger Monique said...

Very cool! Just out of curiosity, I looked up how much RAM my first computer, an Apple IIc had ... 128KB!

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Sodapop said...

Sweeet! did you name it Gollum? ;)

That thing looks pretty cool, lots of features, you are going to have a blast with it!

11:08 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

I'll read it to you as a bedtime story, okay? (but I want Mrs. Fab there!) And NO lemurs! (Well maybe just one) ;-)

11:22 AM  
Blogger nanuk said...

The only difference between men and boys is the size and the price of their toys.

Long live gadgets!!

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just make sure no information is stored that you can be blackmailed for in the future. Sometimes that can be a real problem.

1:05 PM  
Anonymous smlooookie said...

Wowzers, pretty impressive stuff. I'm jealous too!
How's the time off going? I've written you numerous "ho hum" emails, none of which are extremely exciting. BTW, I went the other day looooking for you. My timing is obviously shit.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey need to brag, Fab...we're not all rich like

1:44 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Hey Fab,i want one of those too,
whats the price?

2:14 PM  
Blogger threecollie said...

Hi Mr. Fab, that is a really neat toy and I am wildly jealous!

3:48 PM  
Blogger bozette said...

OMG not you too.
My hubby has one and is using it all the time even when we go camping. Now I think that is too much.

3:51 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Sandi--You gota get one. It's a little slice of heaven!

Matt--Done and done, my bruther.

Monique--LOL. We've come a long way, baby!

Sodapop--No, do you think that's what I should name it?

CS--That is a damn fine idea!

Penguin--I STOLE it, silly!

Nanuk--They make life worth living, don't they?

Michele--I think it was 4 bills, give or take

SMLookie--It's probably best that you missed me :)

Three Collie--It would come in handy for emailing the cows!

Bozette--Cool! He and I can text each other all day!

4:48 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dick--Are you an assasin? :)

4:49 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

See that wet stuff on your new PDA? That's my drool. So sorry!

4:55 PM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

You made it yours by humping it shamelessly right in the wireless store, didn't you?

I bet the keys are already gummed up with undentifiable "fluids."

5:55 PM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Well, now it's official. I am the most technologically behind-the-times blogger out here.

6:29 PM  
Anonymous Sodapop said...

I think Gollum or Smeagal would be a good name for your "precious" you got there! :)

6:56 PM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

Does it cook dinner too? If so then I want one!! I love my Verizon phone and my texting abilities!! I'ma texting fiend.

7:17 PM  
Blogger Jetting Through Life said...

Woooow! Sounds like fun!! A whole post for your cell phone! But it's cool looking!

I have Verizon too and Verizon callers talk to each other for free!! :)


8:45 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

neato gadget! I'm so NOT a gadget freak. I just got a cell phone about 6 months ago and I only have an iPod SHUFFLE! gosh, I'm so not cool! lol

8:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, my friend, not an assasin. I'm just another unfortunate soul who's made too many wrong decisions in the past - but the alcohol gets me through.

8:59 PM  
Blogger Ocean said...

Wow cool beans, thats a sharp looking little thing. Will she get me one too ? :)

9:14 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

ABB--I wondered about that...

CP--Silly, that's why I got the extended service plan!

Blogarita--Congratulations! LOL

Sodapop--Not a bad idea!

Leave and JTL--Then text me, baby, text me LOL're a computer goddess! How can that be?

Dick--Of course...if you were an would say you WEREN'T an assasin...

9:19 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ocean--Maybe if you're good...

9:23 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

I can just hear Mr. Incredible when he sees this... Thankfully our cellular company is so stupid they'll never be able to figure out how to make it work. Have fun with it!

9:32 PM  
Blogger marty said...

Good luck w/the PDA. Will you be able to contact people on other planets?

11:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Misunderstood, once again.

4:41 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

You brat! I am SO jealous! ;)

8:57 AM  
Blogger Maidink said...

oh my.

I feel ... I feel .. I feel





And I have VZW also! Woo-hoooo!

10:58 AM  
Blogger Billy said...

Hey congrats Fab, you now have the same phone as the pirate!

Ain't it the coolest damn thing?

4:40 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...

Um, it's beautiful. Being a gadget gal, it brought a tear to my eye.

7:16 PM  
Blogger cherish said...

Still waiting for my text message!

11:17 AM  

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