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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Overheard in the Fabmobile...

On the way to breakfast on Sunday, approaching the curved access ramp for the highway, which is posted at 20 MPH:

Me: How fast do you think I can take this turn?
Mrs. Fab: I don't know.
Me: No come on, guess.
Mrs. Fab: 35.

We go into the turn

Me: Still at 40...37....37...38... Ha! Made it higher than 35!
Mrs. Fab: I'm so proud of you.
Me: I think that was sarcasm.
Mrs. Fab: Oh no, you're a real man.

Whereupon she collapses in a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

Heavy sigh.


Blogger Shelli said...

You ARE! I don't think that she was being sarcastic at all. Any man who can take a turn that is posted at 20mph faster than 35mph is the manliest of men.;)

11:37 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Now YOU are being sarcastic. Stop ganging up on me!

11:42 PM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

I'm sure Mrs. Fab would never be sarcastic.

11:55 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

Heh. I just don't get it. How does speed equate to manliness again? Is it the danger? The excitement? The seatbelt locking into place and reminding you how much you need to pee?

12:49 AM  
Anonymous Schadenfreude said...

Well I'm proud of you, Fab. Way to dominate that curve. Dominate I say!

12:49 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Holy crap! Is it Sunday night?

Doesn't Mrs. Fab know that now you have to beat this score every time until she either screams or smacks you and tells you to stop it?

Cause that is how my husband is.

12:58 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Ok, I checked. It is 1:04 am EDT where I am at. You guys eat Sunday breakfast early!

1:10 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

That must have been a nightmare under the influence of some of the Trazadone residue... I am sure... She would never make fun of you like that in real life [whahahahahahaaaaaa]

3:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so glad you lived to tell about it.

5:26 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I looooove the way she lost it LOL

6:26 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

I once knew a guy who believed that those signs posted half of what you could do. So if the curve said 35 mph, he thought it really meant 70 mph was okay.

I kid you not. Not a really smart guy.

6:30 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Blogarita--Oh no, certainly not...

Erin--Umm...All of the above? :)

Schad--I knew you would understand, my brother!

Lynda--Actually, it was LAST Sunday. Sorry for the confusion!

Dutchy--Oh, you would be surprised how much mocking i have to endure!

Lorraine--Yep, she was practically rolling around on the floor of the car!

Pixie--At least I'm not THAT bad...

6:34 AM  
Blogger marty said...

I like to take curves a lot slower.

7:45 AM  
Blogger Ginnie said...

You're gonna hate me for telling this story my dad often told in his sermons: A king needed to hire a driver for his daughters and took applicants out on a hilly, curvy road for demonstration of their skills. One guy showed just how close he could get to the edge of the precipice without falling off, only to be outdone by the next guy who actually made it closer, in an attempt to show how "safe" they were. The third guy stayed as far from the edge of the road as possible, as close to the center line as he could. Guess whom the king chose :)

Ok, Happy Father's Day!

7:59 AM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

I like Mrs. Fab. I think that was hysterical!! She has a sarcastic personality after my own heart!!

8:15 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

So did you round the bend on two wheels? Does Mrs Fab like to live on the edge? ;)

9:16 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Women just don't understand the feats of the manliness of men scale.

9:22 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

If that makes you a manly man, I'm fuckin' Rambo.

I *heart* Mrs. Fab. ;)

10:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mrs Fab get sarcastic with Mr Fab? Never!:)

11:01 AM  
Blogger shirley said...

Maybe she was laughing with glee that she's with such a MAN? *tee hee*

12:14 PM  
Blogger michele said...

You dare devil you!

12:44 PM  
Blogger CP said...

Despite the fact that she is the competition, I adore that woman!

Besides, any man worth his salt knows that curves are to be navigated sloooowwwwwwwly.



12:58 PM  
Blogger CP said...

Oh, and did you do that patented "ME BIG STRONG MAN" chest thump afterward???

Because, that is key...


1:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Marty--That is because you are sensible :)

Ginnie--I like that story! :)

Leave--Yes she does, I must make a note to keep the two of you apart!

Suze--That's a little too much on the edge, even for me!

Mike--Very true. We are sooo misunderstood...

Megan--You are having sex with Rambo?

Mimi--Perish the thought!

Shirley--Nah, I think it was sarcasm!

CP--You'll see! If those bus accidents happen, you'll love it!

1:32 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

Did you do the "Rrrrrrrrr!!" sound as you made that high speed curve?

I think I love Mrs. Fab...

4:05 PM  
Anonymous Luin said...

Mr. Faboo - just an FYI, you sould stick to taking challenges not offering on Battle of the Blogs.

Your tarck record is too impressive. No one wants to take you on! That is why it is taking forever.

4:09 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Mrs Fab would NEV-ER be sarcastic to you, you big manly man! ;-)

6:21 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dixie--Everyone takes her side...Et tu, Dixie? :)

Luin--Lately my track record has not been so good...

Pissy--Am I sensing sarcasm from hell? :)

6:33 PM  
Blogger Big Ben said...

Did you do the Yokyo Drift?

10:13 PM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

I say it's time to paint some snazzy red flames on the sides of the Fabmobile...and hope this story doesn't break to Evil Knievel. He would be crushed!

10:48 PM  
Blogger karaoke queen said...

He he. My husband nearly slid us into a barrier once because he took a corner too fast. It was a very sharp turn on a steep hill. After nearly crushing me he exclaimed, "Wow, that corner is just as sharp going up as it is down." DUH!

4:08 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

I'd say you're a big manly kid, Mr. Fab. Uhm. You are insured, right? :-)

6:43 AM  
Blogger cherish said...

Kewl Car!! I do not think Mrs Fab was being sarcastic, grinzzzzz!!!!!! You are such a rebel with complete disregard for the laws that govern us law abiding people!

11:20 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ben--I have no idea what that is, but then you are a man of the world and I am not :)

Spidey--I think Evel is pretty much out of it at this point, so I could probably get away with it...

Karaoke Queen--I think I love him...

CS--Oh yes, PLENTY of insurance LOL

Cherish--You are so right, my friend!

5:30 AM  
Blogger zhadi said...

Is this another one of those size issue compensation thingees? 'cause I thought you were WAY beyond that.

4:38 PM  

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